Donk's OFFICIAL SBR Casino SLOTS Review, Post-SBR-Reset....

[Auto Donk]

just imagine this bisexual tranny lovin' Nacho Vidal jammin' it in your backside with no lube, and then wailing away on you for four straight minutes, and that pretty much sums up playing slots in the SBR Casino over the past few days, post-"resetting" of the casino.....



and not even a f'n reach around.....

just brutal pain and shippin' of betpoints.....

[unde0087]

I take it you didn't win

[Auto Donk]

while a few at sbr would see having nacho's oversized tool anally bangin' them with no lube like a screendoor in a hurricane as a "win" (bobbywaves, seeweed, and tt warrrior come to mind), yes, it was a painful loss.....

(as painful as losing $3.50 can be.... lol) roughly one spin on a real quickhit machine in real casino....

[unde0087]

[reigle9]

I'd like to know my +/-. When I win irl and am in a good mood, I play sbr slots.

It's like when you're having a good day and throw 100 bucks in a slot. Except for you only lose like 5 bucks for an hour of entertainment.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Donker... here's 30pts more... go back into the casino and this time show Nacho & Lou who da fuggin BOSS TOP is, pal.

[reigle9]

Fukk this, I'm playing slots. Will report back.

[reigle9]

Broke even in about 30-40 pulls. Got out before going broke was funny.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Fukk this, I'm playing slots. Will report back.

Er, OK... but watch out for that guy in Donk's 1st post or at the very least, bring a survival kit:

[Auto Donk]

Donker... here's 30pts more... go back into the casino and this time show Nacho & Lou who da fuggin BOSS TOP is, pal.

although I'm sure it will end the same way a jj vs. nacho dick measureing contest would, i'm off to give it a whirl.....

there are two things that are almost a dead-bang, sure-fire way to ship all your chips....

one is the aforementioned slots, the other is playing you heads up at an sbr cash game table.....

[turtlejc]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Well... slots and blackjack just took a whole 2 minutes to relieve me of a quick hundo in the ol casino, BUT, I went prepared -- I played while sitting on my vintage Schwinn Le Tour with my new ass saver so... I'm OK. I survived. No bleeding.

[reigle9]

Lol I just sent this pic to my friend girl last night. Prob got it from here.

[Auto Donk]

vs.

(no red arrow necessary) :


=

ps.... now that I look at hit, Nacho's "red arrow" in those gay ass undies is larger than the actual red arrow used to indicate where JJ's junk is.....

[Chi_archie]

26562979[/URL]]just imagine this bisexual tranny lovin' Nacho Vidal jammin' it in your backside with no lube, and then wailing away on you for four straight minutes


...

SBR Casino where a donk's fantasies *** true

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Shari's or tt's???

House in background screams tt, tho

[reigle9]

dude i just posted that

[Auto Donk]

dude i just posted that

and now chiarchie is googling it to buy one of his very own.....

to follow:

the fruity fortune chronicles.....

like EF Hutton.... "when biteme speaks, you should damn sure listen!!!!"

[jjgold]

Who is this cowboy,Automan our meeting will be epic

[Auto Donk]

The fruity fortune chronicles!!!!

as noted above, when biteme speaks, people listen.....

taking a generous thirty-point gift from biter, and adding it to the one pt smoke graciously tendered above, I decided to listen to resident Pro Biter, and headed off to my favorite SBR slot machine, the good ol Fruity Fortune....

I've always had a sinking suspicion that Biter "Knows People, and is Kind of a Big Deal" around SBR, so I had a "good feeling" -- very rare to have when you walk into the smoke-filled, smelly sbr casino -- that good fortune... FRUITY F'N FORTUNE.... was headed my way!!!!

enjoy the photographic jrny in the SBR Casino..... "WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (or, at least the dream of playin' reigle in a 200 pt last longer in today's 3 pm tnry are made):

Donk comes in, With his 31 pts in change:




and two spins in.... BAM!!!!




feelin' really good after that, we let it rip again:




after that "short stopped" spin, we fire away, and hit twenty-fukkin-five free spins, resulting in this:





and then fire away with more short stopped success!




and finally, another ramrodded can't lose spin, resulting in more free spins.....




time to cash this baby out and go play poker!!!!!!

[RudyRuetigger]

donk man let me be honest with you

im not going to read your page long shit in any thread

[Auto Donk]

and to be honest, rudy.....

[reigle9]

Ok, I know it sounds stupid (and it is). I had this slot system. Play until you get 10x and then move on. You gotta realize I'm playing like 5 bucks a pull just for something to do. I don't really think I'm taking down the casino.

Anyway, I look up my win/loss the other day. Only down like 700 at the borgata and 300 at harrahs. Those are numbers i can live with.

[jjgold]

Automan let me know what time tonight you're playing in the casino

[Auto Donk]

Well... slots and blackjack just took a whole 2 minutes to relieve me of a quick hundo in the ol casino, BUT, I went prepared -- I played while sitting on my vintage Schwinn Le Tour with my new ass saver so... I'm OK. I survived. No bleeding.

actually, if riding on a warm day, i would think the ass-saver keeps you from the joy of intentionally running through puddles to cool your balls down....

I'd only use mine if I was a fukstick like waves, and had no operating vehicle, such that I had to ride a bike to columbus park for my "job" in the men's room on a cold, jersey rainy day....

[Auto Donk]

Automan let me know what time tonight you're playing in the casino

it's too late, JJ, pirates did indeed get their revenge, removing the 205 I cashed at fruity fortune from my account in less than five minutes of play....

pirates can be brutal, particularly during the "butt pirate's revenge" shift....

[Auto Donk]

this is still one of my favorites.... much like I could do to waves on any given day, I made this mutha fukkin' cheshire cat machine my bitch:

[Auto Donk]

hahah.... forgot I called JJ gold out after this little win while hammered over at L'Auberge playing my wife's favorite machine while she was upstairs still recovering from the long night before....

[jjgold]

Automan how long have you been a Google lawyer?

[Auto Donk]

long enough....

in more ways than one

[Auto Donk]

Er, OK... but watch out for that guy in Donk's 1st post or at the very least, bring a survival kit:

well, too bad seeweed's infamous selphie wasn't a short vid.... pretty sure "moon river" was playin' in the background.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

dude i just posted that

Uh... relax, pal... I wasn't stealing your dildo bike pic thunder.

That's all yours... you can have it.

I was merely commenting on the pic you posted... capisce? (right click/view image and you can see I just lifted it from your post).

Oh, and donk... I have pics of Walker, Loshak & Lou together that would've made Robert Mapplethorpe blush (thanks JoJo!)... so yeah, I have a lil poster privilege 'round these parts. HOLLA

[Smoke]

well, too bad seeweed's infamous selphie wasn't a short vid.... pretty sure "moon river" was playin' in the background.....

Just look at that beak. Look at those eyes. Lol

[jjgold]

Automan keep playing Boulevard she get all your points

We're going to try to get a read on when you play

[Auto Donk]

Just look at that beak. Look at those eyes. Lol

horizontally elongated pupils..... only once genus and species on this planet has them, or maybe the whole family, but nevertheless, it's pretty clear what that snout and eyes are indicative of: