Donk's OFFICIAL SBR Casino SLOTS Review, Post-SBR-Reset....

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[Auto Donk]

Automan keep playing Boulevard she get all your points

We're going to try to get a read on when you play

aren't casinos supposed to try and get a read on a player when they are winnin abnormal ammouts of money?

losing 18 straight times generally doesn't get an audience from they eyes in the sky....

L'auberge did that to me when I was jimmying up their slot machines and makin' em pay a few hundred each.....

once they caught on they shut me down on any machine I went to for the next two hours.... and had a big dude in a maroon jacket with a shaved head shadow me on the floor.....

I had to finally go up to him and say, "hey, I notice no matter where I go, you seem to follow. I'm not gay, but I'll let you jerk this off [while grabbin a handful of my crank like I did in my 10,000 sbr post comemmorative video] for a hundred bucks"......

well, to sum it up I didn't get to play any more slots that trip, and no, I didn't get a handjob and a c-note, either.....

[Auto Donk]

Seeweed callin' out to friends:




the huge orbital socket around the eyes, creating an oversized occular ridge, is still easily discernable even tho he often tries to hide it under a hood when he goes out in public:



the only "human" ever to have an oversized, huge occular ridge similar to that over seeweed's right eye above, was Herman Munster, and that was a f'n make up job with an occular ridge implant.....




notice how when a normal alpha male human makes fun of seeweed by putting on a black hood, u don't have any gargantuan occular ridge:



to the contrary, the alpha male above had only one significant ridge visible to the public, and ironically, it is a ridge that is never seen on the gecko-ish mutant seeweed, running from the crotch area down onto the thigh.....



every photo of gecko-man weeder has a glaring absence of the "inner thigh ridge" depicted above in the photo of a typical texas long-horned alpha male.....

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ah yes... the good ol days around post no. 10,000..... an encore play is warranted here, to call out seeweed once again:

[jjgold]

Automan when was the last time you lost a fight?



hi say in the current year you lost at least two

[Auto Donk]

Automan when was the last time you lost a fight?



hi say in the current year you lost at least two

i haven't even had to throw a punch since july 2015, when I tore my rotator cuff knocking out that M C Boozefighter prick in daytona beach....

as in nature, using deer for example, most fighting occurs only between equally matched males, young bucks generally dont mess with older, mature, dominant bucks.....

just call me "Old Mossback".....

like waves opting for .05/.10 cent holdem on the internet, ie, knowing his limitations..... most anyone I come across knows withing seconds of seeing me they don't want any shit..... when I was younger, a few might take a shot, and quickly get their ass kicked, but these days, I don't have to fight. I just show up and win.....

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Auto Donk in whitetail form:

[jjgold]

Automan get ready for a defeat when we meet

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Automan get ready for a defeat when we meet

I'm sure donker will concede your gloryhole prowess and just forfeit "your win" to ya

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If I could just do this to Shari @ the Punta Cana SBR Bash meet & greet without repercussion, I'd probably just defy my doctors and go.

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I'm sure donker will concede your gloryhole prowess and just forfeit "your win" to ya

While JJ is a master, there was one day when he was off his game a little, and Seeweed took the crown, apparently, as he was sure celebrating outside JJ's version of the Colosseum......