Hey Coochy....why didn't you tell us you had a twin???

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Being 5'2, 285 is way funnier.

That is how I want people to picture me.

I think RyanLeafer and Cudi are only guys who know what I look like.

You wish

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I know rocker. Im trying to turn things around. I was a basketball players. Im long and wide naturally.

24 split 3 ways.

I'm improving.

yeah 3-ways is not bad I guess...you're still young, plenty of time left to slow down and find a different hobby

you don't wanna end up like Rudy...trust me

**packerd_00** · 02-03-16, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Packerd if you dig through my posts you'll see little schericks of info ive left about my experiences relating to this matter

At that price id take me for the MAX within 1st 30 seconds

6'8 is tall thats all...

Guy would give away what he's about to do and that would be the end of it...

Sounds like it could be a good scrap.

**KVB** · 02-03-16, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I have two shiny Soviet balls...you know the once that I've been resting on your forehead since Sept '12

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 02-03-16, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

You wish

Those bastards.

This is a major security risk. Use this information conservatively.

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Those bastards.

This is a major security risk. Use this information conservatively.

they have nothing to do with it

...and don't worry - you're safe with me...just ask Deemer

**sourtwist** · 02-03-16, 01:29 AM

Awesome thread ...needed a laugh

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 02-03-16, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

they have nothing to do with it

Under observation, we act less free, which means we effectively are less free.

-Edward Snowden

**unde0087** · 02-03-16, 01:29 AM

Coochy has been comprised, he must now live deep in the bush

**KVB** · 02-03-16, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

they have nothing to do with it

...and don't worry - you're safe with me...just ask Deemer

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by unde0087

Coochy has been comprised, he must now live deep in the bush

Cooch has been balls deep in the bush for the past what? 2 weeks or so...while traveling in Vietnam.

Under, what have you done for your country during the past few weeks?

**ACoochy** · 02-03-16, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by unde0087

Coochy has been comprised, he must now live deep in the bush

Unde the only thing 'compromised' will be the use of overweight88's limbs i when i get my hands on him...

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Under observation, we act less free, which means we effectively are less free.

-Edward Snowden

Snowden is a hero in my book

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 02-03-16, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Snowden is a hero in my book

He's a good kid that Snowden.

**Seaweed** · 02-03-16, 06:16 AM

Rocket Soviet Union does not exist

**Booya711** · 02-03-16, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Who is Brian?

Keep up slow boy

**grease lightnin** · 02-03-16, 07:38 AM

Damn. Opie no where to be found...cooch saying he would kick opie's ass... opie en route to VietfukkinNAM!?

**manny24** · 02-03-16, 07:45 AM

was there a minimum height requirement for this thread?

feeling sortive sawed off at 5' 11" right now

**opie1988** · 02-03-16, 07:53 AM

Holy fukk

:lmao;

Went to bed around 11, and there was only like 40 posts or so in here.

Solid thread.

Even though I completely agree with Giant and others that say coochy's latest pic is by NO MEANS verified...I will answer this with a video this evening.
(Not some pic with my face blurred out. Even though the guy in that pic looks goofier than fukk, which leads me to believe it may be Coochy, there's no way to prove that is him.)

Tonight I will prove that I am one of SBR's premier athletes

**GunShard** · 02-03-16, 08:03 AM

**Seaweed** · 02-03-16, 08:10 AM

What is Opie going to post?

Sex tape +900

Push-ups +450

Sit-Ups +300

Shirtless pose +350

Teeth Whitening Tutorial +500

Pose with Tight Shirt on +100

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Holy fukk

:lmao;

Went to bed around 11, and there was only like 40 posts or so in here.

Solid thread.

Even though I completely agree with Giant and others that say coochy's latest pic is by NO MEANS verified...I will answer this with a video this evening.
(Not some pic with my face blurred out. Even though the guy in that pic looks goofier than fukk, which leads me to believe it may be Coochy, there's no way to prove that is him.)

Tonight I will prove that I am one of SBR's premier athletes

**chico2663** · 02-03-16, 08:18 AM

i enjoyed this

**stealthyburrito** · 02-03-16, 08:21 AM

3+ pages and no verifiable pic.

At least first half of thread was entertaining. Then Opie went to bed.

**shari91** · 02-03-16, 09:01 AM

Opie is a very big person. Not width wise; height. I'm 5'8 and he dwarfed me bigtime. So if he's been shredding or even has just been living a bit lean he'll look like friggen Rambo.

Regardless... much love to you both and how about giving me a winner? I ended up with an extra $176 from betting at Aussie William Hill when they did the $1 for every ace promo during the Australian Open so now I feel like I have free money that needs to be flipped quickly!!

**opie1988** · 02-03-16, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Opie is a very big person. Not width wise; height. I'm 5'8 and he dwarfed me bigtime. So if he's been shredding or even has just been living a bit lean he'll look like friggen Rambo.

Regardless... much love to you both and how about giving me a winner? I ended up with an extra $176 from betting at Aussie William Hill when they did the $1 for every ace promo during the Australian Open so now I feel like I have free money that needs to be flipped quickly!!

Thanks Shar-bear

And even though Shari and I are almost a foot apart in height....we "made it work" at the Bash. If you get my drift....AND I THINK YOU DO!!

Another 1000% true story.

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 09:15 AM

Excellent thread. Pix are easily verifiable, if you know how to do it.

**Seaweed** · 02-03-16, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Thanks Shar-bear

And even though Shari and I are almost a foot apart in height....we "made it work" at the Bash. If you get my drift....AND I THINK YOU DO!!

Another 1000% true story.

Unreal.

Opie you increase the divorce rate whenever you walk in the room

**FlipsideRM** · 02-03-16, 09:18 AM

Wow this thread really took off while I slept

**DwightShrute** · 02-03-16, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Excellent thread. Pix are easily verifiable, if you know how to do it.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-03-16, 09:24 AM

solid pic Cooch

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-03-16, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Opie is a very big person. Not width wise; height. I'm 5'8 and he dwarfed me bigtime. So if he's been shredding or even has just been living a bit lean he'll look like friggen Rambo.

Regardless... much love to you both and how about giving me a winner? I ended up with an extra $176 from betting at Aussie William Hill when they did the $1 for every ace promo during the Australian Open so now I feel like I have free money that needs to be flipped quickly!!

I don't remember you being 5'8!!!

**FlipsideRM** · 02-03-16, 09:29 AM

I'm confused, do you guys really think coochy looks "ripped" in that pic? Or is there just that many fat slobs on this forum smh

**ACoochy** · 02-03-16, 09:32 AM

Dream on you over the hill roley poley pork barrel fat fukk...

Only thing your gonna be making is a fool of yourself...

Guy will prove once and for all he's the overweight88 the forum knows him to be...

Dopie this will not end well for you..

Overweight88 i will BURY you son....

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-03-16, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

What is Opie going to post?

Sex tape +900

Push-ups +450

Sit-Ups +300

Shirtless pose +350

Teeth Whitening Tutorial +500

Pose with Tight Shirt on +100

Opie getting his hair high lighted -225