VEGAS: Back In The Game Officially ..Video

**KVB** · 10-04-15, 12:07 AM

First game on the rotation, just like that...BAM.

Good Luck JJ.

**jjgold** · 10-04-15, 12:31 AM

Thanks KVB… We will be partying after the game and celebrating

**manny24** · 10-04-15, 06:49 AM

what kind of partying?

**Aiko** · 10-04-15, 07:59 AM

Gl J.J.Hope you hit this one.

**Auto Donk** · 10-04-15, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Starting Bankroll $10,000
Current $10,550

Miami +2
$3300-$3000

gl, JJ, hope this bold move pays you well

steaks still on me regardless

**Auto Donk** · 10-04-15, 12:04 PM

OUCH........... Just turned on cbs expecting texans pregame, to realize JJ's probably heading for Mexico already........

f'n morning start time doesn't bode well for those living the "South Beach Lifestyle," obviously.......

note to self: never ship a third of my bankroll on a lackluster team with aqua green uniforms..........

sorry to see the results of this game, JJ........

my recommendation would be to triple the number of lawns your presently doing til you earn it back.....

or go shove 300 bucks into the closest "Kitty Glitter" dollar slot machine you can find, play 15 lines at a buck a piece...... cash out four or five grand in less than 15 minutes... you'll forget all about the dolphins debacle!!!!

**jjgold** · 10-04-15, 12:53 PM

Still have a decent bankroll although will now be going back to probably $1100 wagers and spot bet

**Auto Donk** · 10-04-15, 01:01 PM

keep your chin up, and take out your frustration on a hot-ass hooker........pound her doggystyle, bareback, and pull out right at your money shot and put a load of hatepaste square on the back of her head with the force of the ny jets..........

**jjgold** · 10-04-15, 01:42 PM

Automan sex is not the answer

it never is

Starting Bankroll $10,000
Current $7,250

**Auto Donk** · 10-04-15, 02:13 PM

jj, follow my tip and this could be you:

**cashin81** · 10-04-15, 02:22 PM

JJ just one bet... if you hit it and was at 13k, it still woulnt be over....
its never over JJ

**jjgold** · 10-05-15, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

jj, follow my tip and this could be you:

**Aiko** · 10-05-15, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How does anyone even get enjoyment outta that SHYT? .Have no idea wtf is going on in that slot.Looks like craziness.

**Booya711** · 10-05-15, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Aiko

How does anyone even get enjoyment outta that SHYT? .Have no idea wtf is going on in that slot.Looks like craziness.

Have you won a posted bet yet aiko? I think you are 0-2-1

**KVB** · 10-05-15, 07:49 PM

lol Booya...tough crowd.

That 6 minute slot run is classic. Donk just had to hold the camera, the machine did all the rest.

And Aiko (I love the handle and avatar) nobody knows what's going on. There are like 9 pages of instructions and combos, the enjoyment must come from learning you have to call an attendant to get paid.

Those penny slots are nuts, everyone loves them, I never touch em.

**Jayvegas420** · 10-06-15, 01:47 AM

I believe that's a dollar slot, not a penny slot.?

**jjgold** · 10-06-15, 08:28 AM

slots are so boring

its so hard to even know what lines win and lose

Might as well just put money in machine and request final profit loss on one click

**Auto Donk** · 10-06-15, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I believe that's a dollar slot, not a penny slot.?

yes, play dollar slots, penny slots aren't worth a shit, tho i did hit a penny slot "quick hits" for $3250 playing max bet (ten credits/30 lines =$3/spin)

**KVB** · 10-06-15, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I believe that's a dollar slot, not a penny slot.?

Yeah I started thinking it should have been $39 then I realized it was a $1 dollar slot.

What confused me was the Bet of 30 at the top.

Donk, was that a $30 pull? If so, where the hell were you? I'm not a slot player per se, but I don't remember seeing dollar slots with so many bets.

Of course, I haven't been to Vegas in while and have been going to the Tahoe area frequently. I will be in Laughlin the week of the 19th though.

So, curiously, where were you and how many takes of the video before you finally hit...lol.

I can appreciate Donk's well documented skills on these ATM like video games, but if indeed it was a $30 bet, then a $4000 payout, while nice, isn't really that grand.

But 30 fukkin free plays fukkin rock!

edit: just read it was $3 a spin. Nice hit Automan!

**KVB** · 10-06-15, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yes, play dollar slots, penny slots aren't worth a shit, tho i did hit a penny slot "quick hits" for $3250 playing max bet (ten credits/30 lines =$3/spin)

Those penny slots are ridiculous. You can never spend just a penny. It's impossible. I don't even think you can bet a quarter, about 30 cents is the minimum I've seen. The max bets can be like $5. There are $5 slots in the high roller sections.

There is nothing penny about them, except a 4 digit credit is only tens of dollars. But people are eating them up. The Indian casinos basically went all arcade style "penny" slots. The players play.

**Aiko** · 10-06-15, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by KVB

lol Booya...tough crowd.

That 6 minute slot run is classic. Donk just had to hold the camera, the machine did all the rest.

And Aiko (I love the handle and avatar) nobody knows what's going on. There are like 9 pages of instructions and combos, the enjoyment must come from learning you have to call an attendant to get paid.

Those penny slots are nuts, everyone loves them, I never touch em.

Ahhh.......those were the days,KVB.Thanks for postin that.Made my day.Used to follow them.In fact went to Chicago for the Fare the Well show over the summer.They blew my mind.It was unreal.Going on halloween,Nov 1st & hopefully the free show.Thanks again,pal.

**jjgold** · 10-07-15, 08:47 AM

Starting Bankroll $10,000
Current $7,250

SD -170 ML (NFL)

7200-$4235

**Auto Donk** · 10-07-15, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Starting Bankroll $10,000
Current $7,250

SD -170 ML (NFL)

7200-$4235

sure..... this fantasy even surpasses most of those that became reality on my queen-sized bed back in my single-life heyday in "DonkLand"

**cashin81** · 10-22-15, 06:38 PM

what happened?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-22-15, 06:42 PM

The End

**cashin81** · 10-22-15, 06:55 PM

pfft.
he just randomly went all in?

**jjgold** · 10-22-15, 07:47 PM

It's over

**Auto Donk** · 10-22-15, 10:50 PM

the fat lady has sung....

contract out on our beloved nhl moderator

**jjgold** · 10-23-15, 07:05 AM

Sitting in nj

Winning like crazy betting $10 a game

**Auto Donk** · 10-23-15, 07:09 AM

jj, you should've stayed in the "minors".....

going to the bigs in Vegas chewed u up like a meat grinder..... repeatedly!

Jersey's skid row of nasty casinos and the likes of bobby waves roaming round is more on par with the current level of your game.....

stick to ten buck bets, stay away from $7,100.00 wagers ......

and if i see your ass in Vegas again, I'm gonna box you up and put you on a train to Tijuana........

**jjgold** · 10-25-15, 09:57 AM

Wish I was back

Nj sucks

Might head south to play pro video poker

**Booya711** · 10-25-15, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Wish I was back

Nj sucks

Might head south to play pro video poker

What makes amateur video poker different?

**jjgold** · 10-25-15, 04:12 PM

Pros play all day

Provide income to pay bills

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-25-15, 04:22 PM

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 10-25-15, 04:40 PM

JJ how much are you standing to profit off this Waterfront Revival deal?