I don't think anyone can beat this day I had today in the NFL

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  • BennyBigNuts
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-16-12
    • 8700

    #1
    I don't think anyone can beat this day I had today in the NFL
    I make 3 plays today. Nothing huge, just my regular weekly NFL jerkoff wagers.

    Play #1 Detroit -1.5
    I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.

    They win by a point.
    Sukk my ass.

    Play #2
    Vikings moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Lick my taint.

    Play #3
    Titans Moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Suck my m'fing ballbag.

    Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
    This year x-mas came early.
    NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.

    Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
    Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.
  • You mad bro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-15-12
    • 16641

    #2
    it happens

    dont shed a tear about it

    ebola is in the US ... u have a bigger problem
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Add up anybody's plays at end-of-the-year you get destroyed

      Nobody beats the NFL
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      • ParlayininHTown
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-27-10
        • 7561

        #4
        Cheer up, Benny.

        At least you've had sex within the last 2,841 days.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Sex is overrated

          Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?
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          • Big Bear
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-01-11
            • 43253

            #6
            Benny who u taking Game 1 of the World Series?
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            • BennyBigNuts
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-16-12
              • 8700

              #7
              Originally posted by You mad bro
              it happens

              dont shed a tear about it

              ebola is in the US ... u have a bigger problem
              LOL
              Not crying, I'm happy about it.
              Last year was brutal. I ran so good and just won week after week in football.
              Just consumes your whole weekend and annoys me constantly.
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              • johnwirk2015
                SBR Hustler
                • 10-07-14
                • 90

                #8
                Lol stupid guy -1.5 on detroit haha!!!!!!!!!!
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                • BennyBigNuts
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-16-12
                  • 8700

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                  Benny who u taking Game 1 of the World Series?
                  Royals until they lose one. I fukked up and tried fading them when guthrie was on the mound but I bet them their other 7 wins.
                  I see no reason not to ride them out until they lose a game at least.
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                  • You mad bro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-15-12
                    • 16641

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                    LOL
                    Not crying, I'm happy about it.
                    Last year was brutal. I ran so good and just won week after week in football.
                    Just consumes your whole weekend and annoys me constantly.
                    i was kidding
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                    • BennyBigNuts
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-16-12
                      • 8700

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Sex is overrated

                      Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?
                      Loan sharks for what?
                      I lost a few hundred on those plays JJ.
                      I'd never in my life need or use a loan shark for anything.
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                      • t-wizzle
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-18-09
                        • 38099

                        #12
                        Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

                        KING MUSH!!
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                        • You mad bro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-15-12
                          • 16641

                          #13
                          Originally posted by t-wizzle
                          Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

                          King Mush.
                          you were just on a 1-35 run ....
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                          • BennyBigNuts
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-16-12
                            • 8700

                            #14
                            Originally posted by t-wizzle
                            Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

                            KING MUSH!!
                            LOL you're unreal.
                            How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
                            Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
                            You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                              Loan sharks for what?
                              I lost a few hundred on those plays JJ.
                              I'd never in my life need or use a loan shark for anything.

                              No I want a loan shark if I go there..do you have any leads??
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                              • t-wizzle
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-18-09
                                • 38099

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                LOL you're unreal.
                                How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
                                Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
                                You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
                                Lmao I've buried you since Day 1.

                                Your memory is terrible.

                                Great day though.
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                                • You mad bro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-15-12
                                  • 16641

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                  LOL you're unreal.
                                  How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
                                  Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
                                  You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
                                  dude hes mad that he gets buried in almost every thread he makes

                                  his spreadsheet isnt valid .. constantly deleting picks off of it ... sometimes not adding picks to his spreadsheet

                                  like i just said he lost about 19 posted plays in a row before he hit one
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                                  • fecgp40
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-01-11
                                    • 5750

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                    LOL you're unreal.
                                    How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
                                    Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
                                    You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
                                    Just ignore Air Wizzle Benny. NFL has been brutal this year. Lost the Fins and the under on the same play last Sunday and then the Jets on the Talib pick 6. I know how you feel. I've been trying to focus on college mainly.
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                                    • fecgp40
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-01-11
                                      • 5750

                                      #19


                                      Originally posted by You mad bro
                                      dude hes mad that he gets buried in almost every thread he makes

                                      his spreadsheet isnt valid .. constantly deleting picks off of it ... sometimes not adding picks to his spreadsheet

                                      like i just said he lost about 19 posted plays in a row before he hit one
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                                      • t-wizzle
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-18-09
                                        • 38099

                                        #20
                                        You mad bro defending BennyBigMush.

                                        Two biggest jackasses on this site.

                                        BennyLittleNuts.
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                                        • You mad bro
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-15-12
                                          • 16641

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by t-wizzle
                                          You mad bro defending BennyBigMush.

                                          Two biggest jackasses on this site.

                                          BennyLittleNuts.
                                          not defending .. just stating the truth about you

                                          you call him a mush meanwhile whatever play you were on for a 4 week span was a loss
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                                          • Big Bear
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-01-11
                                            • 43253

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Sex is overrated

                                            Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?
                                            how is sex overrated?

                                            it calms your nerves.
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                                            • You mad bro
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-15-12
                                              • 16641

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Big Bear
                                              how is sex overrated?

                                              it calms your nerves.
                                              sex widens jjgolds asshole ... thats why he thinks its overrated
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by You mad bro
                                                sex widens jjgolds asshole ... thats why he thinks its overrated
                                                you just made me choke on my beer lol wtf gross
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                                                • You mad bro
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-15-12
                                                  • 16641

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                  you just made me choke on my beer lol wtf gross
                                                  yeah gold does anal sex with his german shepherd
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                                                  • BennyBigNuts
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-16-12
                                                    • 8700

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    No I want a loan shark if I go there..do you have any leads??
                                                    Absolutely.
                                                    We have an old rich dirtbag jew who sharks at our joint.
                                                    Too bad you have no job, no income, and you're not real person.
                                                    Would always love to meet video JJ. He's the man.
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                                      Absolutely.
                                                      We have an old rich dirtbag jew who sharks at our joint.
                                                      Too bad you have no job, no income, and you're not real person.
                                                      Would always love to meet video JJ. He's the man.
                                                      Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

                                                      I will be back in Nov
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                                                      • You mad bro
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-15-12
                                                        • 16641

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

                                                        I will be back in Nov
                                                        the motel 6 on the side of the garden state is not vegas you fukkin idiot
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                                                        • BennyBigNuts
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-16-12
                                                          • 8700

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

                                                          I will be back in Nov
                                                          Not many ppl would turn down a free steak dinner from me JJ. I offered plenty.
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            November
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                                                            • matt1216
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-27-11
                                                              • 14683

                                                              #31
                                                              Giants will sweep royals 4-0.... It's always that shit nobody expects
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                                                              • You mad bro
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-15-12
                                                                • 16641

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                                                Not many ppl would turn down a free steak dinner from me JJ. I offered plenty.
                                                                jj doesnt know what meat is ... barely knows what his own meat looks like
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                                                                • BennyBigNuts
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 04-16-12
                                                                  • 8700

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by matt1216
                                                                  Giants will sweep royals 4-0.... It's always that shit nobody expects
                                                                  Giants have won what 3 of 5 world Series? Or 2 of 4?
                                                                  I would call that expected and definitely not unexpected if they were to win yet again here matty.
                                                                  They have silently become a dynasty.
                                                                  They are supposed to win this series over the young guys there for the first time.
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                                                                  • pavyracer
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                                    • 82840

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                                                    I make 3 plays today. Nothing huge, just my regular weekly NFL jerkoff wagers.

                                                                    Play #1 Detroit -1.5
                                                                    I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.

                                                                    They win by a point.
                                                                    Sukk my ass.

                                                                    Play #2
                                                                    Vikings moneyline +240

                                                                    They lose on the last play of the game.
                                                                    Lick my taint.

                                                                    Play #3
                                                                    Titans Moneyline +240

                                                                    They lose on the last play of the game.
                                                                    Suck my m'fing ballbag.

                                                                    Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
                                                                    This year x-mas came early.
                                                                    NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.

                                                                    Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
                                                                    Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.
                                                                    NFL is not a garbage product you dumbass. Just take the points in all 3 games and you are 3-0. You got greedy betting the ML.
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                                                                    • laclippers504
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-21-06
                                                                      • 4553

                                                                      #35
                                                                      You like the under game 1 in the world series Big Benny?
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