I make 3 plays today. Nothing huge, just my regular weekly NFL jerkoff wagers.
Play #1 Detroit -1.5
I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.
They win by a point.
Sukk my ass.
Play #2
Vikings moneyline +240
They lose on the last play of the game.
Lick my taint.
Play #3
Titans Moneyline +240
They lose on the last play of the game.
Suck my m'fing ballbag.
Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
This year x-mas came early.
NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.
Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.
Play #1 Detroit -1.5
I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.
They win by a point.
Sukk my ass.
Play #2
Vikings moneyline +240
They lose on the last play of the game.
Lick my taint.
Play #3
Titans Moneyline +240
They lose on the last play of the game.
Suck my m'fing ballbag.
Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
This year x-mas came early.
NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.
Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.