Why Soccer Is Laughed At In USA

[jjgold]

1. The Flopping is unreal and actually funny, we laugh at these pussies
2. More stretchers in one game than the entire NFL season

3. Biting, spitting, tripping, name calling real tough guys

4. Stars score 10 goals or so a year and they are legends

5. Failed athletes play soccer

Now I do know soccer is growing faster than any usa sport so they are doing something right

[James Marques]

[TheMoneyShot]

It amazes me how everyone is watching this here in the USA. From big screens outside in New York... to different parts of the US. I don't get it? This team wasn't really built to win. Are they suggesting this is the USA VS USSR match up in Olympic hockey from 1980? Come on now... it will never happen again.

They will probably get destroyed by Germany.

[teaserpleaser]

Soccer will be huge in the U.S. Here in 25 years or so watch and see...let's say demographics are changing.

[Darkside Magick]

Best sport to bet without a doubt!!!!!

[THam12]

I could make a list as to why your fat ass is laughed at in the USA.

And all the lame soccer haters. If you have EVER played the sport you would respect it.

Fukkin lames.

[leetreaper]

1. The Flopping is unreal and actually funny, we laugh at these pussies
2. More stretchers in one game than the entire NFL season

3. Biting, spitting, tripping, name calling real tough guys

4. Stars score 10 goals or so a year and they are legends

5. Failed athletes play soccer

Now I do know soccer is growing faster than any usa sport so they are doing something right

Goddamn, this clown turning into SeaWeed...

[THam12]

Failed athletes play soccer?
You know how many real professional athletes respect the game and the players? Noone cares what fat, bald headed, no athletic pieces of garbage think.

TONS of athletes from other sports respect soccer and the athletic ability it entails.

Ignorance.

[SamDiamond]

Soccer will be huge in the U.S. Here in 25 years or so watch and see...let's say demographics are changing.

They said that in 1980.

And 1990.

And 2000.

And...... spotting a trend yet?

[horja1]

laughed at?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5523218.html

[NguyenImproved]

It amazes me how everyone is watching this here in the USA. From big screens outside in New York... to different parts of the US. I don't get it? This team wasn't really built to win. Are they suggesting this is the USA VS USSR match up in Olympic hockey from 1980? Come on now... it will never happen again.

They will probably get destroyed by Germany.

I'm guessing this kind of dogsh#t post is why you have 6449999999999999 posts and 14 points..

[NguyenImproved]

1. The Flopping is unreal and actually funny, we laugh at these pussies
2. More stretchers in one game than the entire NFL season

3. Biting, spitting, tripping, name calling real tough guys

4. Stars score 10 goals or so a year and they are legends

5. Failed athletes play soccer

Now I do know soccer is growing faster than any usa sport so they are doing something right

Obvious troll is obvious

[teaserpleaser]

They said that in 1980.

And 1990.

And 2000.

And...... spotting a trend yet?

I'm not going off stats I'm in ground zero (so Cal ) you can see it happening all over the southwest ....lets put this way their population isn't decreasing by any means and you're kidding yourself if you don't see them being the majority by 2040 ...be there before you know it .

[Deuce]

Flopping bullshit has to go for anyone to take it serious. I try and watch, I know they are tremendously gifted athletes but I just can't do it. This is coming from someone with very close ties with an epl team.

[jjgold]

why does almost every play end up in faking an injury??

How come they are not getting yellow cards for trying to cheat??

[THam12]

why does almost every play end up in faking an injury??

How come they are not getting yellow cards for trying to cheat??

Do you watch other sports? It happens in every single one.

[Deuce]

why does almost every play end up in faking an injury??

How come they are not getting yellow cards for trying to cheat??

Hockey and Football ensure literal train wrecks and maybe get half dozen stretchers a season.

[You mad bro]

all i know is soccer has some of the biggest pussies in the world

they get smacked in the face with an arm and they drop like a fly then run to the ref showing them the mark that person left

there is a foul controversy on almost every play and it makes this sport so boring

they should reduce the times to 60 minutes running time without even a halftime just to get the games over with

[TheMoneyShot]

I'm guessing this kind of dogsh#t post is why you have 6449999999999999 posts and 14 points..

OK GUY

[THam12]

all i know is soccer has some of the biggest pussies in the world

they get smacked in the face with an arm and they drop like a fly then run to the ref showing them the mark that person left

there is a foul controversy on almost every play and it makes this sport so boring

they should reduce the times to 60 minutes running time without even a halftime just to get the games over with

You've never played. Clearly.
Yes there are many guys who try to get calls, happens in every sport. But honestly have you ever tried running full speed, while controlling a ball with your feet, AND had a guy pressing his weight against and/or kicking at your ankles? Until then, please dont speak. Because if you had you would understand why its so easy to get thrown off balance.

[GT21Megatron]

It's like watching LeBron playing soccer. He does more crying, complaining and flopping then anyone I've seen in the World Cup.....FACT

[GT21Megatron]

I'm willing to bet 85% of SBR posters were in the bottom tier of picks in gym class and never played any sort of competitive sports in their lives and if they did completely sucked at it...

I played competitive soccer since I was 4 and also played basketball and baseball growing up. Stopped playing baseball at around 15 because it was to much. Went on scholarship to play soccer in college. Also walked onto the basketball team there. The failed athletes play soccer is a joke JJ because you have no damn idea the technical abilities you have to have to play the game at the highest level.

[You mad bro]

You've never played. Clearly.
Yes there are many guys who try to get calls, happens in every sport. But honestly have you ever tried running full speed, while controlling a ball with your feet, AND had a guy pressing his weight against and/or kicking at your ankles? Until then, please dont speak. Because if you had you would understand why its so easy to get thrown off balance.

have you ever ran full speed at someone and get laid out in an open field? or hit someone at high impact while running full speed?

yeah try playing american football

granted you dont play for a full 40 seconds per down, but i rather get kicked in the ankle any day of the week than go up the middle and get swarmed by 4-5 250lb lineman and linebackers...yet these guys get up 95% of the time and do the same exact thing the next play

men in soccer cry more than the women do playing soccer

watched the italy game today .. there was more crying in this game than what my kids do

[THam12]

have you ever ran full speed at someone and get laid out in an open field? or hit someone at high impact while running full speed?

yeah try playing american football

granted you dont play for a full 40 seconds per down, but i rather get kicked in the ankle any day of the week than go up the middle and get swarmed by 4-5 250lb lineman and linebackers...yet these guys get up 95% of the time and do the same exact thing the next play

men in soccer cry more than the women do playing soccer

watched the italy game today .. there was more crying in this game than what my kids do

Didn't discount american football hits at all did I?
Maybe you should comprehend what I wrote then respond.

[TwoWays]

this just shows the quality of athletes it takes to play soccer is low. our other sport rejects play soccer and are standing up well in soccer.

[You mad bro]

Didn't discount american football hits at all did I?
Maybe you should comprehend what I wrote then respond.

you were talking about balance and running full speed ... then went on to say how hard it is to not get thrown off your feet while people are kicking at your feet ... blah blah blah

try keeping your balance after getting sandwiched in football and still making moves during it

after you fall down you dont go show the ref the mark on your neck where the guy slapped you or grabbed you

soccer players are just pussies ... OMG REF HE KICKED MY ANKLE let me cry on the floor for 2 minutes hoping to get attention

[THam12]

you were talking about balance and running full speed ... then went on to say how hard it is to not get thrown off your feet while people are kicking at your feet ... blah blah blah

try keeping your balance after getting sandwiched in football and still making moves during it

after you fall down you dont go show the ref the mark on your neck where the guy slapped you or grabbed you

soccer players are just pussies ... OMG REF HE KICKED MY ANKLE let me cry on the floor for 2 minutes hoping to get attention

Never said anything about football you moron. Learn to comprehend. Love football.

But if you've never played both then you dont know.

I guarantee you get kicked in the bare ankle by a dude with legs bigger than your torso it will not feel good.


Just dont understand the point in all the ignorant fukks Hating on a sport that they have never played. The fact is proven that the dumbest people are usually the ones who do the most talking.

[THam12]

And if you think soccer players are pussies:
Im 6 foot 2, 210 pounds, bench 225 easily and im a soccer player.
And squat more than you fat fukks weigh all together.

[THam12]

And if you think soccer players are pussies:
Im 6 foot 2, 210 pounds, bench 225 easily and im a soccer player.
And squat more than you fat fukks weigh all together.

And tore my acl, McL, and fukked up my miniscus and knee cap in a game and walked off on my own power.

[TwoWays]

soccer players always pick the appropriate time to drop and roll, usually when the have the lead close to full time. mmmm

[THam12]

soccer players always pick the appropriate time to drop and roll, usually when the have the lead close to full time. mmmm

Noone reads your posts bro.
You are on seaweeds level of ignorance.

[Jimmy Proffett]

And if you think soccer players are pussies:
Im 6 foot 2, 210 pounds, bench 225 easily and im a soccer player.
And squat more than you fat fukks weigh all together.

I'm 6'9, 360, bench 450 with one arm and think soccer players are pussies.

I did my 1st ever squat about 12 hours ago..... and an earthquake in Alaska happened.

[TwoWays]

soccer players are just on the lowest level of the athlete poll, it's ok. they are still above ping pong players.

[TwoWays]

is there a reason why soccer players clutch their face when they get kicked in the ankle? one of the many unknown mysteries.

[muldoon]

Now I do know soccer is growing faster than any usa sport so they are doing something right

What's funny, is that the ID jjgold has started 124 threads with the word "soccer" in it.

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