Survival Training (Video)...Living off just Booze and Protein Packets

**gauchojake** · 04-28-14, 10:59 PM

Classic.

Please do not give Tony Tall any more ideas stealthy.

**JMobile** · 04-28-14, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Deemer I bet he kicks your ass and gets more chicks than you

Demmer wouldn't last in the ring with Burrito

**Da Manster!** · 04-28-14, 11:18 PM

stealthy,
Can't wait to meet you and do lunch with ya, pal!...

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 04-30-14, 02:31 PM

Manster, you all might as well skip lunch and go straight to Golden Corral

Ole boy starvin.

**PAULYPOKER** · 04-30-14, 03:06 PM

Nutin wrong with stealther

He'll gain weight once he's done growing..

kid skeleton growin so fast,

damn muscular system can't keep up........

**The Kraken** · 04-30-14, 03:10 PM

Stealthy is the definition of "all rooster"

**stealthyburrito** · 04-30-14, 04:04 PM

I don't remember making this video at all.

now there are friggin gifs

**InTheDrink** · 04-30-14, 04:13 PM

**El Nino** · 04-30-14, 04:14 PM

**PAULYPOKER** · 04-30-14, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I don't remember making this video at all.

now there are friggin gifs

At least you have big kahunas....

**GiveMeaBJ** · 05-02-14, 12:35 PM

Awesome vid lmao. My only gripe is it's a little disappointing you don't look like your avatar. I thought that is who I was talking to this whole time.

**InTheDrink** · 05-02-14, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

**stealthyburrito** · 05-02-14, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ

Awesome vid lmao. My only gripe is it's a little disappointing you don't look like your avatar. I thought that is who I was talking to this whole time.

Haha that's omar little from the wire.

Black, gay robin hood in baltimore county.

I'd kill myself if I had to live in baltimore.

**Eddy Munny** · 05-02-14, 05:15 PM

Today, on lunch break, I ordered the "Stealthy Burrito" at Taco Bell, not knowing what to expect.

First they carded me.

Then they handed me a protein shake in a flask.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-17-17, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Bought a large batch of Chinese baijiu.

Because of whoreshit exportation laws I can't send it back overseas for a refund

Broke, and I living with the hands that I'm dealt.

How have I never seen this video until just right now???

What an intro!!!

**BIGDAY** · 01-17-17, 04:06 PM

Stealthy!!

**sweep** · 01-17-17, 04:10 PM

burrito needs to eat a few burritos

**Smoke** · 01-17-17, 06:40 PM

Was he high?

**HAPPY BOY** · 01-17-17, 06:46 PM

Stealthy reminds me of my poker buddy JR. JR weighs 115lbs smokes weed to help his chromes disease...don't be like JR

**mpaschal34** · 01-17-17, 06:49 PM

Where was this gem hidden?

What a find Diggity!

Stealthy, you teaching me those dance move in a couple of weeks?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-17-17, 07:02 PM

I've always wondered where this gif came from.

Now i know!

Kid has moves.

**grease lightnin** · 01-17-17, 07:06 PM

Wow. So many things to address, too little time. Just know this, Stealthy, if you ever talk shit to me again, I am sending one of my kids to kick your ass.

**stealthyburrito** · 01-17-17, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

Stealthy reminds me of my poker buddy JR. JR weighs 115lbs smokes weed to help his chromes disease...don't be like JR

I don't smoke weed but I do have similar digestive disorders. Luckily, since this vid I've been able to put on about 50 lbs. as I've learned to manage it better.

Everyone else Fukk you all

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-17-17, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Everyone else Fukk you all

**stealthyburrito** · 01-17-17, 07:30 PM

How the hell did you find this, diggity?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-17-17, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

How the hell did you find this, diggity?

I was trying to find something else.

Saw the thread title and I was like "I need to see what this shit is all about".

Glad I opened the thread too. This is amazing.

**Auto Donk** · 01-17-17, 07:43 PM

many a babe has guzzled down the contents of my "protein packets", usually with a healthy dosage of x or coke, not booze

**Auto Donk** · 01-17-17, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I've always wondered where this gif came from.

Now i know!

Kid has moves.

sad thing is i thought this was f'n stevieK after he serenaded my wife, foolishly thinkin' he was about to get laid.....

**opie1988** · 01-17-17, 07:48 PM

"I have similar digestive issues..."

What a retarded fukkin loser

**Auto Donk** · 01-17-17, 07:51 PM

ok,.... this guy and I are going to have a good time at the Bash......

Shit, who am I kiddin'..... we're all gonna have a damn good mutha fukkin time at the Bash.......

**Smoke** · 01-17-17, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I was trying to find something else.

Saw the thread title and I was like "I need to see what this shit is all about".

Glad I opened the thread too. This is amazing.

what was you trying to find daggles?

**Dirty Sanchez** · 01-17-17, 07:54 PM

Man that entrance is the best

**BrickJames** · 01-17-17, 07:56 PM

T-rex arms

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-17-17, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

what was you trying to find daggles?

I don't even remember now, Smokey.

This thread made ma completely forget about what I was searching for before.

That's how much awesome this thread has.

**Smoke** · 01-17-17, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I don't even remember now, Smokey.

This thread made ma completely forget about what I was searching for before.

That's how much awesome this thread has.

Daggles can you dance like him?