If You Celebrate Thanksgiving And Bet Games Today Your A Jerkoff

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  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #36
    Is Shelly jj's stage name ?
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    • teaserpleaser
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-14-08
      • 26015

      #37
      Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
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      • Russian Rocket
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-02-12
        • 43910

        #38
        Originally posted by teaserpleaser
        Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
        love it! ...happy thanksgiving teaser!
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        • unusialsusp5
          SBR MVP
          • 04-18-10
          • 4198

          #39
          it's a friggin woman's holiday. just like that next one which is worse. (only nba and maybe 1 college game).men only play act to keep the woman happy. it's a real thrill to get to see uncle chester and aunt louise and actually have to sit down and eat with them. good thing there are games and horse races to bet on and now nj residents can legally bet their brains out on casino games.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Originally posted by teaserpleaser
            Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
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            • innovation
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-27-12
              • 6218

              #41
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Seems real cool to lose your money while family there and your mood and attention is one a game instead of family you do not see a lot

              I am so right it is not even funny

              Shame on you


              work on your poker face pal
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              • rcene
                SBR MVP
                • 12-28-12
                • 3036

                #42
                Originally posted by Bosseman22
                Do what you like, it's America
                Exactly. An American holiday, that is not really a holiday anymore. penetrating all kinds of stores open already!
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                • BAUS
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 2191

                  #43
                  Hold on a second Hank Webber...didn't you write this??

                  Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner
                  Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

                  I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

                  The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

                  I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

                  She slapped me and told me never to come back.

                  I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

                  It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

                  So overall decent day

                  I split 1-1









                  BAUS
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #44
                    BAUS buried Hankie.

                    Thanks for playing, JJ, but you lose yet again.

                    /end thread
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                    • C-Gold
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-04-10
                      • 6808

                      #45
                      Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                      Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
                      The funny part is you don't even have to travel. You live in the same section 8 house with your momma grand momma and her 10 bastard kids.

                      Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #46
                        Hopefully my thread impacts 5 guys or so

                        I had bad past experiences with gambling and Turkey day and I learned my lesson
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                        • C-Gold
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-04-10
                          • 6808

                          #47
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Hopefully my thread impacts 5 guys or so

                          I had bad past experiences with gambling and Turkey day and I learned my lesson
                          The best advice you ever gave was to never use a gay bookie. You might end up in a world of trouble and might end up in some creepy guy's hot tub.
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                          • El Nino
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-03-12
                            • 18426

                            #48
                            Hey Shelly, go fukk yourself ya horseshoe headed prick. Wear your dress sweatpants today.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #49
                              I wish I did gamble today

                              Going to win 1st two NFL games

                              Maybe now I look like the jerkoff
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                              • dink
                                Restricted User
                                • 09-11-13
                                • 665

                                #50
                                It's ok to bet todays games if you put it on yesterday, all good.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #51
                                  Dink your always thinking
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                                  • teaserpleaser
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-14-08
                                    • 26015

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by C-Gold
                                    The funny part is you don't even have to travel. You live in the same section 8 house with your momma grand momma and her 10 bastard kids.

                                    Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.
                                    if you want to do a picture by picture challenge of the homes we live in im down lolz I can just about guarantee the section 8 housing here in so cal is better than your moms basement.
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                                    • teaserpleaser
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 08-14-08
                                      • 26015

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                      love it! ...happy thanksgiving teaser!
                                      Happy thanksgiving Rocket
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                                      • Robber
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-21-09
                                        • 6432

                                        #54
                                        Maybe Shelly is mike Corbin's aunt
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #55
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                                          • Deuce
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-12-08
                                            • 29843

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Juice BURYING you, Mike. Find a new hobby.
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                                            • The Giant
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-21-12
                                              • 21480

                                              #57
                                              JJ goes 5-0 on the day he advises everyone to not gamble.

                                              This guy cannot catch a break.
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                                              • vividjohn45
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-21-10
                                                • 6331

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                No

                                                Its not a day to gamble
                                                I went 3-0 yesterday in nfl. Watched every game to. Went large on detroit -6 2nd half. Gb had a total of 43 yards 1st half. I tol sbr john steelers 3 was the turkey play of day
                                                Why would i not wager? Im richer today and hung with my family all day granted they had to sit with me in the tv roon but oh well
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                                                • vividjohn45
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-21-10
                                                  • 6331

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                  Is Shelly jj's stage name ?
                                                  shelly is jjs name on weekend nites and select holidays. Its the name he prefers to be called loudly when that special moment comes. (Ex. Oh Shelly. Oh oh Shelly!!!)
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                                                  • teaserpleaser
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-14-08
                                                    • 26015

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                                                    Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
                                                    Daily goals met ....
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #61
                                                      Men there was a reason I released mental bets yesterday

                                                      Guys it is all part of the puzzle

                                                      best of luck today

                                                      I AM BACK
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                                                      • Smoke
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-09-09
                                                        • 48111

                                                        #62
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