Is Shelly jj's stage name ?
If You Celebrate Thanksgiving And Bet Games Today Your A Jerkoff
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Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
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teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
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#37Same shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday payComment -
Russian RocketSBR Aristocracy
- 09-02-12
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#38love it!Originally posted by teaserpleaserSame shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
...happy thanksgiving teaser!
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unusialsusp5SBR MVP
- 04-18-10
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#39it's a friggin woman's holiday. just like that next one which is worse. (only nba and maybe 1 college game).men only play act to keep the woman happy. it's a real thrill to get to see uncle chester and aunt louise and actually have to sit down and eat with them. good thing there are games and horse races to bet on and now nj residents can legally bet their brains out on casino games.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#40Originally posted by teaserpleaserSame shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
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innovationSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-27-12
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#41Originally posted by jjgoldSeems real cool to lose your money while family there and your mood and attention is one a game instead of family you do not see a lot
I am so right it is not even funny
Shame on you
work on your poker face palComment -
rceneSBR MVP
- 12-28-12
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#42Exactly. An American holiday, that is not really a holiday anymore. penetrating all kinds of stores open already!Originally posted by Bosseman22Do what you like, it's AmericaComment -
BAUSSBR MVP
- 08-10-05
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#43Hold on a second Hank Webber...didn't you write this??
Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner
Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!
I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.
The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.
I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!
She slapped me and told me never to come back.
I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.
It is so true that gamblers are anti social.
So overall decent day
I split 1-1
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ParlayininHTownSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-27-10
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#44BAUS buried Hankie.
Thanks for playing, JJ, but you lose yet again.
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C-GoldSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-04-10
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#45The funny part is you don't even have to travel. You live in the same section 8 house with your momma grand momma and her 10 bastard kids.Originally posted by teaserpleaserSame shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#46Hopefully my thread impacts 5 guys or so
I had bad past experiences with gambling and Turkey day and I learned my lessonComment -
C-GoldSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-04-10
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#47The best advice you ever gave was to never use a gay bookie. You might end up in a world of trouble and might end up in some creepy guy's hot tub.Originally posted by jjgoldHopefully my thread impacts 5 guys or so
I had bad past experiences with gambling and Turkey day and I learned my lessonComment -
El NinoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-03-12
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#48Hey Shelly, go fukk yourself ya horseshoe headed prick. Wear your dress sweatpants today.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#49I wish I did gamble today
Going to win 1st two NFL games
Maybe now I look like the jerkoffComment -
dinkRestricted User
- 09-11-13
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#50It's ok to bet todays games if you put it on yesterday, all good.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#51Dink your always thinking
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teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
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#52if you want to do a picture by picture challenge of the homes we live in im down lolz I can just about guarantee the section 8 housing here in so cal is better than your moms basement.Originally posted by C-GoldThe funny part is you don't even have to travel. You live in the same section 8 house with your momma grand momma and her 10 bastard kids.
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
- 26015
#53Happy thanksgiving RocketOriginally posted by Russian Rocketlove it!
...happy thanksgiving teaser!
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RobberSBR Hall of Famer- 10-21-09
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#54Maybe Shelly is mike Corbin's auntComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
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#57JJ goes 5-0 on the day he advises everyone to not gamble.
This guy cannot catch a break.Comment -
vividjohn45SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-21-10
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#58I went 3-0 yesterday in nfl. Watched every game to. Went large on detroit -6 2nd half. Gb had a total of 43 yards 1st half. I tol sbr john steelers 3 was the turkey play of dayOriginally posted by jjgoldNo
Its not a day to gamble
Why would i not wager? Im richer today and hung with my family all day granted they had to sit with me in the tv roon but oh wellComment -
vividjohn45SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-21-10
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#59shelly is jjs name on weekend nites and select holidays. Its the name he prefers to be called loudly when that special moment comes. (Ex. Oh Shelly. Oh oh Shelly!!!)Originally posted by Sam OdomIs Shelly jj's stage name ?Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
- 26015
#60Daily goals met ....Originally posted by teaserpleaserSame shit every year smoke weed with family,watch generic movie until football starts, watch football while woman in kitchen cooking food then eat then all the men in living room half of them asleep from overeating lol same shit every year like clockwork ...might as well bet on the games I'm watching...plus my daily goal doesn't get holiday pay
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#61Men there was a reason I released mental bets yesterday
Guys it is all part of the puzzle
best of luck today
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SmokeSBR Aristocracy
- 10-09-09
- 48111
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