Who is the biggest hamburger on SBR?

[SamDiamond]

Hope you get a drink and a cigar for this

Lonathan sounds romantic. He'll probably warm his hands up before grabbing my nutsack.

He's sensitive that way.

[frogsrangers]

Well, if he is going to grab my balls first, it sounds more like a date than an ass kicking.

Is he going to ask me if he could get a taste of them?

I am so confident Lonathan would dispatch you in 10 seconds, I'd let you lick my balls if you lasted longer.

[Vegas39]

This kids a psychiatrists dream

[frogsrangers]

This kids a psychiatrists dream

Speaking of dream... did you have your 300th straight dream last night about having an 11 way with guys?

[swordsandtequila]

Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan

[frogsrangers]

Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan

Not true

[SamDiamond]

We're all going straight to hell for fuking with this retard.

This can't be legal. Is it?

[Vegas39]

Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan

[frogsrangers]

We're all going straight to hell for fuking with this retard.

This can't be legal. Is it?

It's legal. But what Lonathan does to you may not be.

[SamDiamond]

It's legal. But what Lonathan does to you may not be.

Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

You don't have the balls to post his phone number.

[Vegas39]

Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

You don't have the balls to post his phone number.

[frogsrangers]

Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

You don't have the balls to post his phone number.

8176057555

[gauchojake]

Frogger needs the short bus for an avatar.

[zizoudane10]

Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan

It def is not. I know 6 Lonathans, 3 of my cousins are named Lonathan alone. Also 2 Ronathan (one of them is a total d1ckhead). One of my very best bros in university was called Colonathan. Don't know why though, because his real name was Birkel Carbonelli He passed away last year after a tragic accident, involving a Koi and a Vespa. Don't want to go into detail, still having bad dreams about this shit. Fcking glad, that my very best friend Andy Ramirez-Coelho is still there.

[frogsrangers]

Frogger needs the short bus for an avatar.

Will still be longer than your wang.

[SamDiamond]

8176057555

Does anyone BESIDES Frog, just realize what I did there?

Because Frog clearly doesn't.



This dumb fukstick posted someone's phone number on this forum.

Oh my god.

[frogsrangers]

Does anyone BESIDES Frog, just realize what I did there?

Because Frog clearly doesn't.



This dumb fukstick posted someone's phone number on this forum.

Oh my god.

Call it. I dare you.

[SamDiamond]

Frog, Frog

[SamDiamond]

Call it. I dare you.

Here's the problem retard.

It won't be just me calling.

Knowing how some SBR posters can be some seriously funny fukkers, I'd imagine Lonathan is going to be getting quite a few phone calls.

[InTheDrink]

8176057555

http://www.listings.expressupdateusa.com/Business/TX/Colleyville/Palios-Pizza-Cafe/8176057555

unfukkinreal

[frogsrangers]

http://www.listings.expressupdateusa...afe/8176057555



unfukkinreal

Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.

[InTheDrink]

[gauchojake]

Will still be longer than your wang.

I can't believe you're actually teaching kids.

[InTheDrink]

Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.

its a chain you stupid fukk

[SamDiamond]

Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.

IT IS A CHAIN YOU DUMB FUK.

Jesus.

[SamDiamond]

"Is Lonathan there?"

"Who?"

"LON-A-THAN".

"WHO?"

"LONATHON!"

"No idea who that is".

"Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

"With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

[frogsrangers]

its a chain you stupid fukk

It's an independently owned franchise toilet water drinker

[frogsrangers]

"Is Lonathan there?"

"Who?"

"LON-A-THAN".

"WHO?"

"LONATHON!"

"No idea who that is".

"Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

"With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened

[Vegas39]

"Is Lonathan there?"

"Who?"

"LON-A-THAN".

"WHO?"

"LONATHON!"

"No idea who that is".

"Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

"With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

oh Fukk classic

[InTheDrink]

I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened

in other words youre recognizing it could have happened

jesus fukkin christ youre the definition of hamburger

[zizoudane10]

"With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

Guy has balls. Not afraid of infamous Lonathan. We all know what Lonathan does with balls.... He grabs them. Soft and gentle.

[daneblazer]

[SamDiamond]

I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened

I'm sure you will. If you see Lonathan, tell him I think he's gay. Tell him, I think he's a *** slurping, Barbara Streisand Loving, Depeche Mode singing, friend of Dorothy. He'll know what I mean.

[SamDiamond]

in other words youre recognizing it could have happened

jesus fukkin christ youre the definition of hamburger

[frogsrangers]

I will kick all your asses!