Who is the biggest hamburger on SBR?

[Russian Rocket]

Dude I would grab you by the neck and slam you into the pavement face first to where all your teeth would come filling out and the flow of blood would be like a fountain. Then I'd drop kick you all the way to Jupiter where you would be smacked by an asteroid mid flight.

[SamDiamond]

Keep insulting them. One of these days they will show up to your door and knock you out cold. Colder than an eskimo bath.

Frogs, how did you manage to befriend 2 guys named Lonathan?

Must be a popular name in Texas.

[Vegas39]

Frogs, how did you manage to befriend 2 guys named Lonathan?

Must be a popular name in Texas.

Probably brothers

[frogsrangers]

Frogs; you, Ferdie Merckal, Sherpie Atwood and your bestestestest friend Connor Masterson against Sam, Drinker, Vegas and Betty White. No rules in a cage. Who wins?

Is this even a question? Books wouldn't even accept bets on this because it would be a foregone conclusion that we would win. Heck make it 3 on 4 and we would still win. These scrawny pasty pale moms basement flamers would stand no chance unless it was a slap fight or RuPaul's drag race.

[SamDiamond]

I also know a Ronathan. Not that uncommon of a name.

Stop, you're killing me.

Seriously. Stop.

[frogsrangers]

Frogs, how did you manage to befriend 2 guys named Lonathan?

Must be a popular name in Texas.

Don't know Lonathan Oscarson apart from the fact he had a show on the local student radio station last year.

[SamDiamond]

Probably brothers

[Vegas39]

First google image for lonathan

[SamDiamond]

Don't know Lonathan Oscarson apart from the fact he had a show on the local student radio station last year.

Frog, what's a 24 year old badass like yourself doing in on a Saturday night posting on a gambling forum?

Aren't you and da 'boys rolling out to crack some skulls and beat up some pussy?

[frogsrangers]

First google image for lonathan

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Looks like your boyfriend. But Lonathan Dambrodt looks more like an Olympic heavyweight boxer. Trust me. You aint want to mess with him. But keep testing his patience. I will show him this thread.

[5mike5]

ohhhhhh im sure every1 is scared

[frogsrangers]

Frog, what's a 24 year old badass like yourself doing in on a Saturday night posting on a gambling forum?

Aren't you and da 'boys rolling out to crack some skulls and beat up some pussy?

Watching the Rangers and relaxing. Unlike you, I work Monday-Friday instead of late weekend nights trying to pick up male clients on downtown street corners.

[SamDiamond]

First one for Ronathan...

[frogsrangers]

First one for Ronathan...

As out of shape as that guy looks, still bet he would whoop your hiney. All white and shiny, then it would turn blood red after he administers a whooping for the ages.

[SamDiamond]

Watching the Rangers and relaxing. Unlike you, I work Monday-Friday instead of late weekend nights trying to pick up male clients on downtown street corners.

Frogs you sure do know an awful lot about how the male on male sex trade profession works.

Have you thought about that?

Oh, and Drinker just texted me. He said Lonathan's a f\*g. And Ronathan is a bigger f/*g.

Those are Drinker's words, not mine.

[zizoudane10]

Is this even a question? Books wouldn't even accept bets on this because it would be a foregone conclusion that we would win. Heck make it 3 on 4 and we would still win. These scrawny pasty pale moms basement flamers would stand no chance unless it was a slap fight or RuPaul's drag race.

You're not afraid of Betty White?

Ferdie Merckal isn't the fastest one, he still has these problems with his hips! If you could exchange one of these guys against any other of your friend: who would it be, and why?

[frogsrangers]

Frogs you sure do know an awful lot about how the male on male sex trade profession works.

Have you thought about that?

Oh, and Drinker just texted me. He said Lonathan's a f\*g. And Ronathan is a bigger f/*g.

Those are Drinker's words, not mine.

Not friends with Ronathan, could care less about him. But like I said- keep talking shit about Lonathan. You'll regret it one day.

[frogsrangers]

You're not afraid of Betty White?

Ferdie Merckal isn't the fastest one, he still has these problems with his hips! If you could exchange one of these guys against any other of your friend: who would it be, and why?

Jonny Gwynn is a solid fighter. Saw him fight like a champ in high school.

[Vegas39]

Not friends with Ronathan, could care less about him. But like I said- keep talking shit about Lonathan. You'll regret it one day.

Limp wrist Lonathan

[gauchojake]

Frogs it's probably time for another nap bro

[SamDiamond]

Limp wrist Lonathan

Shits getting real.

First drinker called Lonathan a f\*g.

Now Vegas is doing it.

Zizou, you out there? What do you think of Lonathan?

Oh now, Zizou just texted me too-- He called Lonathan a faggola.

DAMN. Lonathan getting no respect. NONE!

[SamDiamond]

Frogs it's probably time for another nap bro

Gauch-- what's your opinion of Lonathan?

[zizoudane10]

Jonny Gwynn is a solid fighter. Saw him fight like a champ in high school.

Right, but I heard he's washed up. Too much coke and booze. Guy must have AT LEAST 90 pounds more now.

What about Shmonathan (the guy from Soho/Tribeca)? How good of a tag team would he be with Lonathan? Not too sure he would be able to stand more than 3 rounds

EDIT: Sam are you fcking kidding me??? Read my damn text again man! NEVER EVER said anything about Lonathan! In fact I've got mad respect for the guy! It was Shmonathan! I'm not too sure Shmonathan would be able to take some serious jabs!

[frogsrangers]

Shits getting real.

First drinker called Lonathan a f\*g.

Now Vegas is doing it.

Zizou, you out there? What do you think of Lonathan?

Oh now, Zizou just texted me too-- He called Lonathan a faggola.

DAMN. Lonathan getting no respect. NONE!

Lonathan would grab you by the testicles or scrotum, drag you 50 yards, then proceed to beat the snot out of you. He would then take the blood and smear it all over your face, and then pick you up by the feet and slam you into the ground like a sledgehammer. Given you have voided your bowels at this point, he would pick you up and carry you to the grocery store and buy you some toilet paper and diapers. You'd have your ass kicked so bad you'd need to wear diapers for the next few weeks because you'd be so incapacitated to go take a dump on your own.

[frogsrangers]

Right, but I heard he's washed up. Too much coke and booze. Guy must have AT LEAST 90 pounds more now.

What about Shmonathan (the guy from Soho/Tribeca)? How good of a tag team would he be with Lonathan? Not too sure he would be able to stand more than 3 rounds

Jonny Gwynn is absolutely NOT washed up. He would be able to take on Frank Mir I think. Don't know a Shmonathan. One thing Lonathan hates is people making fun of his name. Many people have gotten their asses kicked for that in the future. Pretty sure Lonathan's fists are registered as weapons in some states. Keep stirring the hornets nest though.

[SamDiamond]

Lonathan would grab you by the testicles or scrotum, drag you 50 yards, then proceed to beat the snot out of you. He would then take the blood and smear it all over your face, and then pick you up by the feet and slam you into the ground like a sledgehammer. Given you have voided your bowels at this point, he would pick you up and carry you to the grocery store and buy you some toilet paper and diapers. You'd have your ass kicked so bad you'd need to wear diapers for the next few weeks because you'd be so incapacitated to go take a dump on your own.

Of all the things he could do, why would he grab my balls?

That's the first thing he would do? A ball grab? Lonathan sounds gay.

[Vegas39]

Tell that pussy lonathan to grow a sack.

frogsfantasyfriends.com

[frogsrangers]

Of all the things he could do, why would he grab my balls?

That's the first thing he would do? A ball grab? Lonathan sounds gay.

You are about to get your ass kicked and you are worried about how the ass whipping is administered?

[SamDiamond]

Lonathan had another name. Bill Brasky.

[gauchojake]

Gauch-- what's your opinion of Lonathan?

f\*g

[Vegas39]

Of all the things he could do, why would he grab my balls?

That's the first thing he would do? A ball grab? Lonathan sounds gay.

Because he obviously does his best work on his knees

[SamDiamond]

You are about to get your ass kicked and you are worried about how the ass whipping is administered?

Well, if he is going to grab my balls first, it sounds more like a date than an ass kicking.

Is he going to ask me if he could get a taste of them?

[Vegas39]

Well, if he is going to grab my balls first, it sounds more like a date than an ass kicking.

Is he going to ask me if he could get a taste of them?

Hope you get a drink and a cigar for this

[frogsrangers]

Tell that pussy lonathan to grow a sack.

frogsfantasyfriends.com

The only sack you will need is a poop sack to shit in after you get beat up by Lonathan.

[zizoudane10]

Lonathan is a ball grabber???

Unreal

Now I DO think he's a f.ag.

One can say whatever he wants about Shmonathan, but Shmonathan would NEVER grab a dudes balls!