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    Opie, please make a few calls.......board needs a face lift.

    Please address these topics with upper management:

    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Please address these topics with upper management:

    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

    WW
    Bronxer would be a great addition! Hell of a guy!

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    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior
    Too Good

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Please address these topics with upper management:

    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the
    protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to
    mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make
    money off his hockey threads).

    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)

    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".
    WW

    All top-notch suggestions, Billy!

    Personally, I could think of a few additional names to add to the "ban" list.....but, as always, I will defer to your astute judgement as a pragmatist.

    Bronxer would make an excellent mod. Guy perfectly fits our mission statement here at the "new & improved" SBR....

    "We're trying to run an gambling chit-chat room here....not a popularity contest!"

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    canada does not have to thank the us for shit

    canada doesn't need protection they have no enemy's they stay out of other countries business

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    canada does not have to thank the us for shit

    canada doesn't need protection they have no enemy's they stay out of other countries business
    Canada is soft............as are the Braves.

    All softies need protection. Look what's become of JJ Gold? Guy grew up as the shortest guy in his class with crazy a$$ looking teeth. His classmates fukked his head up for good. Now, if he'd had a bad boy like BrOnxer running his back........he would have had a much higher quality of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Canada is soft............as are the Braves. All softies need protection. Look what's become of JJ Gold? Guy grew up as the shortest guy in his class with crazy a$$ looking teeth. His classmates fukked his head up for good. Now, if he'd had a bad boy like BrOnxer running his back........he would have had a much higher quality of life.
    Slow you fukkin roll pal, I am only warning you once, no more anti canadian remarks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Please address these topics with upper management:

    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

    WW
    no thanks pal

    gainfully employed in a very stable ditchdigging position

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    I dated a girl from Canada once....she asked me to kiss her where it stinks...so I fired up the car and drove her to Buffalo (rimshot)

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    In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
    Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?

    " Dad, I want to have a baby "
    " But you are only 13 "
    " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
    " Thats not true sweetie "
    " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
    " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
    " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
    " Ok hunny, go have that baby "

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
    Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?
    " Dad, I want to have a baby "
    " But you are only 13 "
    " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
    " Thats not true sweetie "
    " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
    " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
    " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
    " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
    Hey pedophile-

    In the future....why don't you do the forum a "favour", and limit your lame, extremely unfunny posts to 3 lines or less.

    Got it?

    Thanks, champ.

    Sorry for this guy, fellas.

    As you were, men......

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    OK
    Opie
    I hear
    you

    Question though... would you be willing to breed his wife as well... or the cuckolding is strictly professional?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Hey pedophile-

    In the future....why don't you do the forum a "favour", and limit your lame, extremely unfunny posts to 3 lines or less.

    Got it?

    Thanks, champ.

    Sorry for this guy, fellas.

    As you were, men......
    As you were men

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    OK
    Question though... would you be willing to breed his wife as well... or the cuckolding is strictly professional?
    Look here, Pedo.....

    I don't even know what the fukk "cuckolding" is.

    Is this similar to the "cokksukking" you enjoy so much??

    This is America, son. Keep your foreign, pervert terms to yourself!

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    "Cuckold is a derogatory term for a man whose wife is or has been unfaithful.
    A cuckold can also be a male who gains sexual gratification out of watching his partner have intercourse with other people. Participation can range from simply watching, to being forced to join in or even forced to give sexual gratification to the other male also."


    I know you are very dominant with Wally and some other texas subs of yours.
    They adore you without shame.

    A typical situation.


    Breed master breed they scream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection? Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit? " Dad, I want to have a baby " " But you are only 13 " " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show " " Thats not true sweetie " " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad" " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???" " Yea dad, that is what im sayin " " Ok hunny, go have that baby "

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
    Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?

    " Dad, I want to have a baby "
    " But you are only 13 "
    " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
    " Thats not true sweetie "
    " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
    " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
    " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
    " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
    Prime example of somebody that grew up soft. Now this Pedo is angry at the world. Have no fear........for the USA is always near.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    no thanks pal

    gainfully employed in a very stable ditchdigging position
    Noted.

    How's the action been around Gate 14?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Slow you fukkin roll pal, I am only warning you once, no more anti canadian remarks.


    I'll stop calling Canadians "soft" when your French Canadian hockey players stop biting fingers in lieu of dropping the gloves.
    Last edited by William Walters; 06-03-11 at 10:04 AM.

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    Good suggestion all around besides modding bronx, he's far from stable and reasonable.

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    Opie and William Walters, the Batman and Robin duo of SBR. ChiliCheese is the Joker. Wasn't funny in the series and not funny at SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Opie and William Walters, the Batman and Robin duo of SBR. ChiliCheese is the Joker. Wasn't funny in the series and not funny at SBR.
    Guest starring Swinging Johnson who opens his mouth for anyone whose posts that attempt to be witty.

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    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:

    tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board: tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:
    tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
    Willie's a great guy, Stealthy. No reason to be such a prikk to him.

    I'd also appreciate if you could refrain from discussing any parts of my genitalia in your future posts.

    Thanks, pal.

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    isn't Bronxer henryhill?

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    We protect Canada? From what? Enlighten me

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    I'll stop calling Canadians "soft" when your French Canadian hockey players stop biting fingers in lieu of dropping the gloves.
    shouldn't of put his fukin finger in the dudes mouth then

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    here's another thing opie can do to clean up the board:

    Tell ww everyone to stop swinging off of opie's nutsack.
    ftfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    ftfy
    Why don't we just all agree to leave my nutsack out of all future forum activities!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Why don't we just all agree to leave my nutsack out of all future forum activities!!
    I think that would be for the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:

    tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
    How about you stick to smoking weed, trying to tip the scales past two digits, and out of my threads if you don't like em kiddo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    How about you stick to smoking weed, trying to tip the scales past two digits, and out of my threads if you don't like em kiddo.
    You telling someone to stay out of your thread is pretty funny when you harass everyone on here.

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