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    This is why you don't play parlays

    Put a half unit on two parlays tonight:

    Parlay 1 (0.5U to win 13.7U):
    Baseball - MLB - Washington Nationals vs. Milwaukee Brewers - Milwaukee Brewers
    Baseball - MLB - Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees - New York Yankees
    Baseball - MLB - Boston Red Sox vs. Cleveland Indians - Boston Red Sox
    Basketball - NBA - Chicago Bulls vs. Miami Heat - Miami Heat
    Basketball - NBA - Chicago Bulls vs. Miami Heat - Miami Heat under 179.5
    Hockey - NHL - San Jose Sharks vs. Vancouver Canucks - San Jose Sharks/Vancouver Canucks under 5.5

    Parlay 2 (0.5U to win 4.4U):
    Baseball - MLB - Seattle Mariners vs. Minnesota Twins - Minnesota Twins
    Basketball - NBA - Chicago Bulls vs. Miami Heat - Miami Heat
    Basketball - NBA - Chicago Bulls vs. Miami Heat - Miami Heat under 179.5
    Hockey - NHL - San Jose Sharks vs. Vancouver Canucks - San Jose Sharks/Vancouver Canucks under 5.5

    Instead of being up 18.1U, I'm down 1U. All because LeBron can't hit a shot at the end of a game, leading to another total gone bust in OT.

    It's always one.

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    You bitch after every loss?

    I hit one today.

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    glad to hear you lose no coin..

    you're a fukking hamburger..
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    This is why you play parlays..

    4:51am $5.00 to win $70.77 Pending 5 Team Parlay
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 459 Buffalo Bills +10 -195* vs Kansas City Chiefs
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Indianapolis Colts pk -110* vs Houston Texans
    Pending 5/15/11 8:05pm NBA Basketball 791 Miami Heat (Series) -200* vs Chicago Bulls (Series)
    Win 5/13/11 2:20pm MLB Baseball 952 Chicago Cubs -106* vs San Francisco Giants (R Bumgarner - L must Start R Dempster - R must Start)
    Win 5/13/11 8:10pm MLB Baseball 961 Pittsburgh Pirates/Milwaukee Brewers Under 8˝ -125* (J McDonald - R must Start Y Gallardo - R must Start)


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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    glad to hear you lose no coin..

    you're a fukking hamburger..
    And you are?

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    won a 4 teamer today, 3 teamer yesterday, 2 teamer day before.

    you realize you gotta be pretty fuking lucky to win a 3 teamer, let alone 4, 5, 6, 7 etc teamers. cmon.

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    parlays are where you make money....trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostBankroll View Post
    This is why you play parlays..

    4:51am $5.00 to win $70.77 Pending 5 Team Parlay
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 459 Buffalo Bills +10 -195* vs Kansas City Chiefs
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Indianapolis Colts pk -110* vs Houston Texans
    Pending 5/15/11 8:05pm NBA Basketball 791 Miami Heat (Series) -200* vs Chicago Bulls (Series)
    Win 5/13/11 2:20pm MLB Baseball 952 Chicago Cubs -106* vs San Francisco Giants (R Bumgarner - L must Start R Dempster - R must Start)
    Win 5/13/11 8:10pm MLB Baseball 961 Pittsburgh Pirates/Milwaukee Brewers Under 8˝ -125* (J McDonald - R must Start Y Gallardo - R must Start)


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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    won a 4 teamer today, 3 teamer yesterday, 2 teamer day before.

    you realize you gotta be pretty fuking lucky to win a 3 teamer, let alone 4, 5, 6, 7 etc teamers. cmon.
    I don't expect to win these -- just throw them together for fun every once in a while.

    This is just the essence of a parlay -- always one game short. I've hit plenty in my time, up to a 7-teamer. But for every one I hit, there are dozens like this one that fall just short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostBankroll View Post
    This is why you play parlays..

    4:51am $5.00 to win $70.77 Pending 5 Team Parlay
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 459 Buffalo Bills +10 -195* vs Kansas City Chiefs
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Indianapolis Colts pk -110* vs Houston Texans
    Pending 5/15/11 8:05pm NBA Basketball 791 Miami Heat (Series) -200* vs Chicago Bulls (Series)
    Win 5/13/11 2:20pm MLB Baseball 952 Chicago Cubs -106* vs San Francisco Giants (R Bumgarner - L must Start R Dempster - R must Start)
    Win 5/13/11 8:10pm MLB Baseball 961 Pittsburgh Pirates/Milwaukee Brewers Under 8˝ -125* (J McDonald - R must Start Y Gallardo - R must Start)

    lmaoooooo

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    LostBankroll
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    Kepp laughin nocoin. Atleast im in the game you ******* dunce. those 2 NFL plays will hit if they play the games..

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    NoCoin, I like you, but these whinge about losing threads need to stop.

    Today wasn't the worst beat of all time - OT happens. You've posted numerous threads before about having parlays ruined by the same play, but keep on doing it in real -EV fashion, then complaining about it again.

    If I played 10 games a day (thats about what you play right?), you I'd bet I'm going to cop a beat I can whinge about in at least one of them. I don't though, because its part of gambling. I also have winners that I think I get lucky in too - e.g. yesterdays Thunder meltdown was offset by the Astros last innings miracle. I looked at your thread - you would have had that too if you hadn't bet the Dodgers by accident.... As for the other losses, blowing 1 run leads in the 8th and 9th is hardly groundbreaking stuff. That's why closers are paid millions to pitch 10 pitches a game (if all goes well).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    NoCoin, I like you, but these whinge about losing threads need to stop.

    Today wasn't the worst beat of all time - OT happens. You've posted numerous threads before about having parlays ruined by the same play, but keep on doing it in real -EV fashion, then complaining about it again.

    If I played 10 games a day (thats about what you play right?), you I'd bet I'm going to cop a beat I can whinge about in at least one of them. I don't though, because its part of gambling. I also have winners that I think I get lucky in too - e.g. yesterdays Thunder meltdown was offset by the Astros last innings miracle. I looked at your thread - you would have had that too if you hadn't bet the Dodgers by accident.... As for the other losses, blowing 1 run leads in the 8th and 9th is hardly groundbreaking stuff. That's why closers are paid millions to pitch 10 pitches a game (if all goes well).
    What's "whinge"?

    OKC's loss was offset by the Stros? I lost 8U on the Thunder ML, Thunder -3.5 and 2H under. Houston was a 1U bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostBankroll View Post
    This is why you play parlays..

    4:51am $5.00 to win $70.77 Pending 5 Team Parlay
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 459 Buffalo Bills +10 -195* vs Kansas City Chiefs
    Pending 9/11/11 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Indianapolis Colts pk -110* vs Houston Texans
    Pending 5/15/11 8:05pm NBA Basketball 791 Miami Heat (Series) -200* vs Chicago Bulls (Series)
    Win 5/13/11 2:20pm MLB Baseball 952 Chicago Cubs -106* vs San Francisco Giants (R Bumgarner - L must Start R Dempster - R must Start)
    Win 5/13/11 8:10pm MLB Baseball 961 Pittsburgh Pirates/Milwaukee Brewers Under 8˝ -125* (J McDonald - R must Start Y Gallardo - R must Start)



    I wish I was your bookie

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    And to the OP...your right, but why are you still playing parlays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_situation View Post
    And to the OP...your right, but why are you still playing parlays?
    Action, my friend -- all in the action.

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    no coin send me ur cok pics bro then u start hitting 10 teamers

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    no coin send me ur cok pics bro then u start hitting 10 teamers
    homosexual alert.. there you go, onetrickphony an admitted gay..

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    ive hit a 25-teamer before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    homosexual alert.. there you go, onetrickphony an admitted gay..
    welcome to sbr bateman

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    What's "whinge"? OKC's loss was offset by the Stros? I lost 8U on the Thunder ML, Thunder -3.5 and 2H under. Houston was a 1U bet.
    "whinge" = complaining about losing. No one else makes a thread about it every time they have a bad day. I don't want to argue semantics.

    I meant that the losses are offset as far as the games go. Astros and Thunder are 1-1 on strange finishes for me from yesterday. Win some, lose some like that - no need to go on about it. I'm not here to be a dynamite, but i'm starting to agree with a few (limited) points he makes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_situation View Post
    I wish I was your bookie
    I guess you would find $5 parlay cards profitable. ******* Big Timer!

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    hey no coin, stop bitching and do your hobby which is watching line movements..

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    i feel u man.. no lie i used 2 go thru the same thing all the time.. no matter how many i pick its always 1. i cant tell u how many times in the past week or 2 that has happend 2 me. o well back 2 str8 bets 4 a while

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    before they went in the playoffs i got 13/15 teams one night. ill never forget it.. 15 to win 7,000+... fn 76ers and okc fd me over.. still hurts

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    Hard luck buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    hey no coin, stop bitching and do your hobby which is watching line movements..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    You bitch after every loss?

    I hit one today.

    NYY
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    Give me a fukking break i lost 6 in 1 week all by one game they all paid over 1500. Had heat in game one +14 to pay 1700. Lost 3 of them in the 9th inning, you dont have to tell me i havent sleept in a week

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    Lost a 5 teamer today paid 550 pirates over 7 only loss. 4-2 final

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    GL tonight

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    And to fukking boot i go 9-0 lastnite and couldnt get my money on 5dimes. You cant get any closer to suicide than me. Fukkkkkkkkkkkkking dikks

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    everyone always wins at SBR ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    NoCoin, I like you, but these whinge about losing threads need to stop.

    Today wasn't the worst beat of all time - OT happens. You've posted numerous threads before about having parlays ruined by the same play, but keep on doing it in real -EV fashion, then complaining about it again.

    If I played 10 games a day (thats about what you play right?), you I'd bet I'm going to cop a beat I can whinge about in at least one of them. I don't though, because its part of gambling. I also have winners that I think I get lucky in too - e.g. yesterdays Thunder meltdown was offset by the Astros last innings miracle. I looked at your thread - you would have had that too if you hadn't bet the Dodgers by accident.... As for the other losses, blowing 1 run leads in the 8th and 9th is hardly groundbreaking stuff. That's why closers are paid millions to pitch 10 pitches a game (if all goes well).

    No Coincidences knows you mean whining but try to act smart by saying whinge to dodge the question like he typically does.

    Gee, No Coincidences never mentions his lucky wins, only his lucky losses. You made a point that i been saying many times already. He made some post like he was 3-3 with two games losing by 1 run. Yet he never mentions the 2 games he won by 1 run He is the typical sore winner and sore loser depending on whether he wins or loses.

    But to tell him to quit whining and creating useless threads? No way that would happen

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    MLB
    MLB
    PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
    [951] ATL -115
    ( ACTION )
    [953] TOTAL o7˝EV (WAS vrs MIL)
    ( J MARQUIS -R / Z GREINKE -R )

    50.00 / 136.96

    136.96
    WIN
    WIN
    WIN

    MLB
    MLB
    MLB
    PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
    [962] TOTAL u8-115 (LOS vrs HOU)
    ( T LILLY -L / A RODRIGUE -R )
    [972] NYY -170
    ( ACTION )
    [976] TEX -155
    ( ACTION )

    22.81 / 88.62

    88.62
    WIN
    WIN
    WIN
    WIN

    parlays ftw!

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