made this brief video on tonights poker session

blankoblanco · 12-31-12, 05:21 AM

This is the stuff legends are made of

spankie · 12-31-12, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by Hankwins

i just can't wrap my mind around an empty fridge and 55 cans of soup.

Fat people who eat out and order pizza/chinese/mcdonalds all day have empty fridges.

Riddle solved.

nomeansno · 12-31-12, 07:06 AM

way to rip off tuff fish
real original

wikkidinsane · 12-31-12, 07:53 AM

Rageee!

wikkidinsane · 12-31-12, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by nomeansno

way to rip off tuff fish
real original

ahhh man party poker. Miss that software

TheCentaur · 12-31-12, 08:16 AM

I'm calling an animal welfare group on you that isn't right. I am trying to get through the day but can't get my mind off that poor cat imprisoned by an abusive transvestite psycho. I'm sipping my coffee, stretching for my morning run, but the plight of that poor cat weighs heavily on my heart

PS:Why were you showing my avatar i didn't have anything to do with that fiasco?

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

I'm calling an animal welfare group on you that isn't right. I am trying to get through the day but can't get my mind off that poor cat imprisoned by an abusive transvestite psycho. I'm sipping my coffee, stretching for my morning run, but the plight of that poor cat weighs heavily on my heart

PS:Why were you showing my avatar i didn't have anything to do with that fiasco?

Morning run

You haven't been off the couch or out of bed in years

stikymess · 12-31-12, 03:53 PM

Emily going for poster of the month.

darkhat · 12-31-12, 03:55 PM

dunno how i didn't see this till now

unreal

studmlb55 · 12-31-12, 04:09 PM

This video explains a lot...thanks

mynameismud · 12-31-12, 04:20 PM

middle flush with A7 low is not a very strong hand in omaha 8. you played it completely wrong. you deserve to get felted playing like that.

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by mynameismud

middle flush with A7 low is not a very strong hand in omaha 8. you played it completely wrong. you deserve to get felted playing like that.

BTW, I did get it all in with the best hand and even had a shitty low just in case.

I guess you would have just folded a J high flush to the all in.

mynameismud · 12-31-12, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

BTW, I did get it all in with the best hand and even had a shitty low just in case.

I guess you would have just folded a J high flush to the all in.

i have folded much better than J high flush in omaha 8. you dont call an all in with 2 other players unless you have 1st or 2nd nut for the hi or lo in 8 or better.

Untied · 12-31-12, 04:58 PM

If it wasn't 10 below outside, Haines cat wouldve run away a long time ago.

Do you blame the cat when you run out of soup?

LVHerbie · 12-31-12, 04:59 PM

To help get you back in the game Emily...

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:01 PM

Herbie those look good.

itchypickle · 12-31-12, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

To help get you back in the game Emily...

Thats not even the chunky soup...Haines is particular

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:09 PM

I hope he has some crackers for that soup!

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by mynameismud

i have folded much better than J high flush in omaha 8. you dont call an all in with 2 other players unless you have 1st or 2nd nut for the hi or lo in 8 or better.

No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:09 PM

And by crackers I mean White people!

yisman · 12-31-12, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Cat didn't budge.

My dog (he's in doggie heaven now, but when he was alive) would've shit his pants if I went on that way in front of him.

Your dog wears pants?

mynameismud · 12-31-12, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.

not an expert, but i have logged 1,000's of hours of 8 or better via pokerstars from 2004-2011.

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.

Hey Tranny stop telling anyone anything when you are on here posting your bullshit air bets and getting pissed about losing fukking points u brokedikk fukk.

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by mynameismud

not an expert, but i have logged 1,000's of hours of 8 or better via pokerstars from 2004-2011.

It was limit and PL

Lot harder when everyone at the table is a maniac and frequently bet 80 into a 12 pot.

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

It was limit and PL

Lot harder when everyone at the table is a maniac and frequently bet 80 into a 12 pot.

Tranny whats your new years resolution ?

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Donkeys2012

Tranny whats your new years resolution ?

To find where you live and shit in your yard.

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:30 PM

Emily, I'm here listening to Led Zeppelin and slamming my head off the wall.

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:31 PM

Pay to attention to Donkeyballs, he just wants your attention.

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

To find where you live and shit in your yard.

How is the a new years resolution ?

Seems like that should have been this years feat.

Bostongambler · 12-31-12, 05:31 PM

No attention that is.

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Pay to attention to Donkeyballs, he just wants your attention.

You must be Haines new Man you follow it around with like a puppy dog trying to protect it.

Not suprising coming from a Bostonian.

sportsguy04 · 12-31-12, 05:33 PM

Emily Haines you seriously need to get out more and get laid.

Emily_Haines · 12-31-12, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by sportsguy04

Emily Haines you seriously need to get out more and get laid.

fuk women

sbr is my life

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

fuk women

sbr is my life

Thats obvious that SBR is all you have.

What are you going to do when the nut house blocks SBR from your internet access ?

broadway6 · 12-31-12, 05:52 PM

i remember that hand. BD,