made this brief video on tonights poker session

hels · 12-30-12, 11:48 PM

falconticket · 12-30-12, 11:49 PM

Even the cat wasn't scared.

hels · 12-30-12, 11:50 PM

that's why JoJo hasn't called you a big baller

ttwarrior1 · 12-30-12, 11:52 PM

looks like u won part of it, so wtf

Emily_Haines · 12-30-12, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

looks like u won part of it, so wtf

I had one guy cover.

It was money back.

Started with 80

One guy had a lo, the other guy a boat

BeerDog99 · 12-30-12, 11:57 PM

OMG that is funny. now I dont feel so bad donking off my chips later!

Thanks Emily and welcome back!

CorkyThatcher · 12-30-12, 11:58 PM

That's not even for real money. Those are SBR points u lost, jerkoff. Keep yelling at that cat and he's going to take a dump on ur head one night...

The Giant · 12-30-12, 11:58 PM

Unreal.

Emily loses three-quarters of $1 million, and doesn't even bat an eye.

Emily loses $.80 here and is about to go on a murderous rampage.

This guy proves once again he is a true professional.

BeerDog99 · 12-31-12, 12:01 AM

Don't worry for Emily, he/she reloaded and recovered his stack with some profit so I am sure he will be alright for a little while (about 30mins)....

spankie · 12-31-12, 12:01 AM

You act like that over losing $5.

Cant imagine what you do when you lose your 5,000,000 progresso soup can wagers.

JACK MATZ · 12-31-12, 12:01 AM

Dude......your awesome!!! Keep making videos..

hels · 12-31-12, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Unreal.

Emily loses three-quarters of $1 million, and doesn't even bat an eye.

Emily loses $.80 here and is about to go on a murderous rampage.

This guy proves once again he is a true professional.

It must be because he has so much money it doesn't please him anymore

However, since his SBR balance is so low he has a new conquest.

InTheDrink · 12-31-12, 12:09 AM

emily

looks like youll just need to go back to the sportsbook and rape walker again

haines, just dont hurt the cat guey...that wouldnt be cool

Donkeys2012 · 12-31-12, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

King Mayan · 12-31-12, 12:18 AM

hels · 12-31-12, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

emily

looks like youll just need to go back to the sportsbook and rape walker again

haines, just dont hurt the cat guey...that wouldnt be cool

I think the cat has Stockholm Syndrome

BIGDAY · 12-31-12, 12:20 AM

Un fukkin real. We love you Emily

Untied · 12-31-12, 12:35 AM

InTheDrink · 12-31-12, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by hels

I think the cat has Stockholm Syndrome

are we sure the cat has positive feelings for haines?

Pabinator · 12-31-12, 01:21 AM

Oh the mind hump that is poker

itchypickle · 12-31-12, 01:32 AM

On the YouTube page for Haines the video from a year ago eating chocolate covered donut holes...."price was right, 4 for .80"

Hankwins · 12-31-12, 01:33 AM

and he was just laughing at the neighbors wanting to bet $5 a game?

paco · 12-31-12, 01:46 AM

Damn

InTheDrink · 12-31-12, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by itchypickle

On the YouTube page for Haines the video from a year ago eating chocolate covered donut holes...."price was right, 4 for .80"

spankie · 12-31-12, 01:53 AM

80 cents.

El Nino · 12-31-12, 01:58 AM

Emily_Haines the best unintentional comedian on SBR

Guy is like a special needs Andy Kaufman.

hels · 12-31-12, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

are we sure the cat has positive feelings for haines?

This is inconclusive.

Possible the cat has down syndrome like haines.

Will need more videos of the cat to determine.

InTheDrink · 12-31-12, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by hels

This is inconclusive.

Possible the cat has down syndrome like haines.

Will need more videos of the cat to determine.

one of the other videos he's standing with the door open and the cat doesn't leave/go outside

im fascinated by his fukkin cat

itchypickle · 12-31-12, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

Thats the one

Between discount donut holes and damaged food cart shopping at the market.....solid millionaire

Hankwins · 12-31-12, 02:36 AM

i am convinced his parent's are doing well financially and they purchased this home for him based on his video's I highly doubt he ever held a job that could afford him to pay the mortgage. It's very common for people that grow up around people with money to boast about having large sums of cash they clearly do not have.

IMightBluff · 12-31-12, 02:57 AM

sickler · 12-31-12, 03:01 AM

Cat didn't budge.

My dog (he's in doggie heaven now, but when he was alive) would've shit his pants if I went on that way in front of him.

gwills · 12-31-12, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Unreal.

Emily loses three-quarters of $1 million, and doesn't even bat an eye.

Emily loses $.80 here and is about to go on a murderous rampage.

This guy proves once again he is a true professional.

If this was true, wouldn't his house be way nicer? Looks pretty average.

Someone betting 750K, or millions per game probably has enough $$ to buy whatever they want.

Hankwins · 12-31-12, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by gwills

If this was true, wouldn't his house be way nicer? Looks pretty average.

Someone betting 750K, or millions per game probably has enough $$ to buy whatever they want.

He admitted without coming out saying it he is no high roller altough i'm sure he'll continue his ridiculous threads about betting millions.The parents probably live there too, i just can't wrap my mind around an empty fridge and 55 cans of soup.