made this brief video clearing up a few issues

[Emily_Haines]

Also your Dali litho is no big deal man. It's a litho. It's probably worth 800$

My couch cost more then that jerky

Send me your address so we can send you some power ranger underwear fat boy. It's obvious you shat your pants

Depends on the Litho, the edition size and number

Some go for much more.

[hels]

Depends on the Litho and the edition number

Some go for much more.

Being a professional artist yours is fake.

Can buy at garage sales for under $4

[sickler]

Solid vid.

[Emily_Haines]

Being a professional artist yours is fake.

Can buy at garage sales for under $4

They sell this edition for $3500 at the galleries.

http://rogallery.com/Dali_Salvador/dali-helenoftroy.html

Good Luck finding one for $4

[hels]

What's the weather like in Edmonton right now haines?

[Emily_Haines]

What's the weather like in Edmonton right now haines?

It's Thunder Bay and it's around 0 F

[bettilimbroke999]

Vid summary

@start reveals that he is intelligent and straight despite sounding like a homosexual Corky

@1:40 shits his pants but goes on about his business as if nothings happened

@5:00 shows us a couple of 20 year old pos cars to prove hes a high roller

@7:00 begins a run to show hes in great shape despite having the shadow of Fat Albert

@7:25 has stroke

[bettilimbroke999]

When you shit your pants did you ever think about rerecording?

Hi this is Joe (blahhhhh) oh sorry I just shit my pants, well anyway Im gonna clear up a couple issues about my intelligence

[Kira]

unreal.

this fat guy came inside someone's house, and then ran away like that.

[Robber]

So Emily broke into a dudes house and then took off running before the cops arrived

[FindTheLock]

Vid summary

@start reveals that he is intelligent and straight despite sounding like a homosexual Corky

@1:40 shits his pants but goes on about his business as if nothings happened

@5:00 shows us a couple of 20 year old pos cars to prove hes a high roller

@7:00 begins a run to show hes in great shape despite having the shadow of Fat Albert

@7:25 has stroke

[Robber]

Man how awesome would it be if the homeowner read sbr and saw some dude with Parkinson's break into his house and fukkin soil himself

[Seaweed]

So Emily broke into a dudes house and then took off running before the cops arrived

Read the first page

[sickler]

Haines, I would like to live in your house someday. How about leaving it to me in your will. Make sure the mortgage is paid off before you croak.

[The Giant]

I believe the 1:40 mark was indeed a fart, but the horrifying sounds coming at the 7:17 mark sounded more like a belch.

We really need someone from the FBI to break down these disturbing noises erupting from Emily..

[ttwarrior1]

No my aunt is not disabled and no I did not admit to anything. Your reading what others said, not my words

[Cuse0323]

Unreal, great video again. You remind me of one of my heroes, Bubbles.

[Bigh2001]

"don't think I'm certainly stupid" lmao

[Shoomakie]

I swear to god this was filmed by Forrest Gump

[opie1988]

When you shit your pants did you ever think about rerecording?

Hi this is Joe (blahhhhh) oh sorry I just shit my pants, well anyway Im gonna clear up a couple issues about my intelligence

[Robber]

Read the first page

i did

guess we think alike

[hels]

Hopefully haines posts a Christmas Day video

[RetardStrength]

That video is the best present I've ever received for Christmas.

Quality fart at 1:40. Def could hear the stain that ensued.

Unbelievable what a loser this dude is.

Ill fade you till the world ends

[InTheDrink]

Hopefully haines posts a Christmas Day video

Lets go Haines

Your fans are waiting!

[Chimneyfish]

[1brokegirl]

all i know is that fridge looks like welfare recipients fridge empty ville

[hels]

all i know is that fridge looks like welfare recipients fridge empty ville

Post a pic of your fridge brokegirl

[Bostongambler]

Is Emily alive? I mean after that run and all.

[hels]

Is Emily alive? I mean after that run and all.

3rd degree coma

Hospital has him on life support.

[Bostongambler]

3rd degree coma

Hospital has him on life support.

I'll have to send him a fruitcake.

[hels]

I'll have to send him a fruitcake.

I sent him some cans of soup

[RetardStrength]

I can think of something he needs to clear up after this video.

Shit in his pants

[Bostongambler]

I sent him some cans of soup

And a chicken pot pie.

[InTheDrink]

Sometimes people would rather have a frozen chicken pot pie than to have their personal chef make them filet and lobster

Lightbulb

I'm with you Haines

[benjy]

Merry Christmas Em and merry Christmas to the rest of SBRLand as well.