made this brief video clearing up a few issues

[SamDiamond]

Emily's clearly living the life.

Diet Mountain Dew, Canned Soup, and the "pie'ce de re'sistance"-- Pot Pie.

I was expecting Cristal and caviar.

[hels]

Emily's clearly living the life.

Diet Mountain Dew, Canned Soup, and the "pie'ce de re'sistance"-- Pot Pie.

I was expecting Cristal and caviar.

I thought he would have live lobsters as well.

[Cuse0323]

Merry Christmas! Haines, hope you got a pack or two of some new ones. Did you indulge in that $1 Banquet delightful pot pie yet. Treat yo self!

[hels]

Hope haines didn't eat too much soup today

[bettilimbroke999]

[hels]

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And own fridges with frozen dinners inside

[bettilimbroke999]

And own fridges with frozen dinners inside

Livin tha dream

[sickler]

The jogging (power walking?) Haines was given respect on that narrow road. Vehicles slowed to 5 mph as they approached.

[hels]

The jogging (power walking?) Haines was given respect on that narrow road. Vehicles slowed to 5 mph as they approached.

The width of his gut needed a hazard sign.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My favorite part is when he rips a fart at 1:40

He rips another fart at 7:16.

[bettilimbroke999]

He rips another fart at 7:16.

High rollers have help to wipe their ass for them...Haines is not used to using the bathroom

[sickler]

The width of his gut needed a hazard sign.

All we've seen of Haines is a silhouette, in baggy joggers. Need more to go on before the fat label applies.

[Bigh2001]

If I saw a fat guy ambling through my neighborhood with a video camera in 18 degree weather I'd be a little wary too.

The jogging (power walking?) Haines was given respect on that narrow road. Vehicles slowed to 5 mph as they approached.

[bettilimbroke999]

If I saw a fat guy ambling through my neighborhood with a video camera in 18 degree weather I'd be a little wary too.

Haines was hit by a car....the driver was killed

[sickler]

If I saw a fat guy ambling through my neighborhood with a video camera in 18 degree weather I'd be a little wary too.

Haha. Good point

[hels]

Haines was hit by a car....the driver was killed

Oh shit!!!!!!!!!

[QuantumLeap]

This is great! Emily you are the master.

Here's how I break it down:

-He paints his life as some slow yokel with his Sling Blade way of talking
-He gets excited over a frozen pot pie as if it's a lobster dinner
-He farts in the middle of the video
-He talks about his train wreck life by going through his degeneracy which leads to personal and professional problems
-He shows someone else's degrees to make himself look smart
-He goes on a run which shoes his fat shadow

All this is carefully calculated to bring hit counts to the thread. Well done my man.

[ThaTopMoron]

why would anyone post this video?

[Bumble29]

They sell this edition for $3500 at the galleries.

http://rogallery.com/Dali_Salvador/dali-helenoftroy.html

Good Luck finding one for $4

those are garbage gallery prices it is worth if real like 500 bucks

[Emily_Haines]

those are garbage gallery prices it is worth if real like 500 bucks

Ok, show me a link where you can buy it for $500?

There are only 350 in the whole world.

No gallery will sell that cheap.

It's worth minimum 2k unframed.

[Bumble29]

Ok, show me a link where you can buy it for $500?

There are only 350 in the whole world.

No gallery will sell that cheap.

It's worth minimum 2k unframed.

First post a pic of the COA as I can bet you dont have one and with out that it is worthless and you got ripped off.

[Emily_Haines]

First post a pic of the COA as I can bet you dont have one and with out that it is worthless and you got ripped off.

I could give a fuk if you think it's real or not!

Whether it's worth zero or 3500.

I aint getting out of bed to prove it.

[yahoonino]

Emily is a good people

[King Mayan]

A lot of guys here would have a seizure if they tried to run in cold ass weather... And Emily did it with ease... Hatters!!

[Chimneyfish]

I'm too rich to live in cold weather

[hels]

post a merry christmas vid haines

[Smoke]

Haines how big is your cokk?

[Shoomakie]

I aint getting out of bed to prove it.

Tired from that run?

[crustyme]

how many pushups can u do emily?

i say under 17.5.

[bettilimbroke999]

Ok, show me a link where you can buy it for $500?

There are only 350 in the whole world.

No gallery will sell that cheap.

It's worth minimum 2k unframed.

I'll give ya 50 bucks for it if you promise not to take a shit on it

[Robber]

A lot of guys here would have a seizure if they tried to run in cold ass weather... And Emily did it with ease... Hatters!!

LoL hatters


I run in the cold all the time

Not difficult

[pronk]

Ok, show me a link where you can buy it for $500?

There are only 350 in the whole world.

No gallery will sell that cheap.

It's worth minimum 2k unframed.

Emily, that's not real art pal, lithos aka prints are for poor folks . No self respecting art aficionado will ever hang that crap in his house.PM me if you're interested in real Dali or Renoir or Henri or any other high end antiques like fine porcelain, ivory, gold, silver.

[hels]

I'll give ya 50 bucks for it if you promise not to take a shit on it

This is a great deal for you haines

[Emily_Haines]

Emily, that's not real art pal, lithos aka prints are for poor folks . No self respecting art aficionado will ever hang that crap in his house.PM me if you're interested in real Dali or Renoir or Henri or any other high end antiques like fine porcelain, ivory, gold, silver.

I was in the local gallery several years ago looking at some Neimans. The dealer says he has an original in the back and takes me back there to look at it. He says I can take it home today for $185,000.

[SportsPedagogy]