Hit up my local for $3,500 this weekend.

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  • Cheme82
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-03-08
    • 7823

    #1
    Hit up my local for $3,500 this weekend.
    5 teams, 6 point teasers every possible combination of 2-teamers, 4-teamers, and 1 5-teamer. I don't play the 3-teamers with him because the odds are bad. But the cool part is I needed the 6 points on every single game. SF, TB, Cle, Car, and Cin last night.

    And it gets better: Coming into the Pit/Cin game I had so much riding on that last leg that I did a semi-hedge by taking Pit -1 for a dime. But when I took the teaser Pit was -2 so I had Cin +8 on the teasers and Pit -1 straight. And to sweeten the deal I threw 2k points on Pit at the SBR sports book. I middled that hoe and every mother fukin bet won! The Steelers owed me from week 6 when they lost in Tennesee after missing that field goal at the end of the game.

    I love Mondays like this!
  • Br0nxer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-11
    • 13665

    #2


    No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

    But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



    It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

    Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

    Really kewl story

    Definitely PT thread worthy

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    • NrmlCurvSurfr
      SBR MVP
      • 04-05-10
      • 2896

      #3
      Originally posted by Br0nxer


      No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

      But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



      It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

      Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

      Really kewl story

      Definitely PT thread worthy

      to be fair though, this thread is still in the top half of threads that are started here...so much garbage, how can you take the time to respond to this one?
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      • chilidog
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-05-09
        • 10305

        #4
        But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?
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        • Iwinyourmoney
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-18-07
          • 18368

          #5
          Bronxer lays the hammer!
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          • GamblerSpirit
            SBR MVP
            • 11-18-11
            • 4085

            #6
            They have locals in Vegas?
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            • CanuckG
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-23-10
              • 21978

              #7
              Originally posted by Br0nxer


              No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

              But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



              It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

              Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

              Really kewl story

              Definitely PT thread worthy

              Unreal someone pissed in Bronxer's Wheaties this morning
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              • KktdocT
                SBR Sharp
                • 01-28-11
                • 436

                #8
                Very nice. Let it continue.
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Br0nxer


                  No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

                  But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



                  It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

                  Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

                  Really kewl story

                  Definitely PT thread worthy

                  Originally posted by chilidog
                  But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?
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                  • chilidog
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-05-09
                    • 10305

                    #10
                    What do Wheaties taste like? Are they good?
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                    • Br0nxer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-25-11
                      • 13665

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CanuckG
                      Unreal someone pissed in Bronxer's Wheaties this morning
                      Nah. Not at all

                      Everything In the original post is 100% accurate. I know I pissed on the kids parade but oh well

                      My role here is to keep it fukkin real and stir the pot a little. I got boring for a minute. Walker wasnt happy

                      Prikk gave me a fukkin raise so now its time to get back to work
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                      • ttrace35
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-30-10
                        • 10828

                        #12
                        Bronxer keeps a shovel waiting, for moments like this.
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                        • chilidog
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-05-09
                          • 10305

                          #13
                          Bronxer, did you go to the CR Bash?
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                          • Br0nxer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-25-11
                            • 13665

                            #14
                            Originally posted by chilidog
                            Bronxer, did you go to the CR Bash?
                            No

                            But I am expecting Cheme's bash buddies in here any minute to grab his back



                            Like I stated he seems like a good kid from all accounts

                            This thread is just fukkin dumb

                            Would expect better from a poster of his caliber
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Bronxer is a funny guy
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                              • chilidog
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-05-09
                                • 10305

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Br0nxer
                                No

                                But I am expecting Cheme's bash buddies in here any minute to grab his back



                                Like I stated he seems like a good kid from all accounts

                                This thread is just fukkin dumb

                                Would expect better from a poster of his caliber
                                You should come to the next one. Good times.
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                                • CanuckG
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-23-10
                                  • 21978

                                  #17
                                  Bronxer send me a nickel my script yesterday had some errors hired a new team of writers. Refs for the Bucs game didn't follow the plan
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                                  • King Mayan
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-22-10
                                    • 21326

                                    #18
                                    Great job cheme82

                                    I, in the other hand, owe a lot of money to my bookie, I keep finding dead cats inside my car..
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Chemer not you have to worry about getting paid

                                      so many locals dead beats
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                                      • alfry
                                        SBR Rookie
                                        • 09-18-12
                                        • 14

                                        #20
                                        Great job i love when locals get hit hard
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                                        • acl123
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 03-17-11
                                          • 5896

                                          #21
                                          Burial
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                                          • HoulihansTX
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 02-12-09
                                            • 30566

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GamblerSpirit
                                            They have locals in Vegas?
                                            Of course.
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                                            • romecloneout
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-06-11
                                              • 2243

                                              #23
                                              mod stop posting dumb shit and saloon this shit
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                                              • BigDeem5
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-26-11
                                                • 17191

                                                #24
                                                Bronxer is an undercover mod, he likes to parade as a staunch players advocate but is a moderator, I'd say SBR chris
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                                                • Cheme82
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-03-08
                                                  • 7823

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Br0nxer
                                                  No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kidBut what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukksGlad to see you think your the only kid that won money this weekReally kewl story Definitely PT thread worthy
                                                  Your hate makes you miss the point bro. The amount won is not the main point here, it's the fact that I went 17 out of 17 and I needed the 6 points in every single leg. And then there was a middle in there too.
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                                                  • allabout the $$$
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-17-10
                                                    • 9843

                                                    #26
                                                    u bet the middle with the same bookie or a different guy? my guy doesnt tolerate players who try to middle him cuts their limits big time
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                                                    • Cheme82
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-03-08
                                                      • 7823

                                                      #27
                                                      Oh, and online books don't take these kind of teasers, even some locals don't. So that's why I don't post them. The straight wagers that I've made I've posted (mostly on UH) before the game.
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                                                      • Cheme82
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-03-08
                                                        • 7823

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by chilidog
                                                        But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?
                                                        I was up coming into the weekend bro, now I'm up even more. You know I'm all about to exploiting loopholes, remember all the cash you made thanks to that little NBA thread I had or did your forget already?
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                                                        • Cheme82
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-03-08
                                                          • 7823

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                          Great job cheme82

                                                          I, in the other hand, owe a lot of money to my bookie, I keep finding dead cats inside my car..
                                                          Call or PM me bro. Let's talk about what your local offers you and I'm sure I'll have something for you to hit him with.
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                                                          • Cheme82
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-03-08
                                                            • 7823

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            Chemer not you have to worry about getting paid

                                                            so many locals dead beats
                                                            So far he's been paying on time and in full. But it's just a matter of time before he stops, I know this from previous experiences. But it's a better problem to have than having to pay every week.
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                                                            • Cheme82
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-03-08
                                                              • 7823

                                                              #31
                                                              Same guy, and the 2k points at the SBR book.
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                                                              • vyomguy
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-08-09
                                                                • 5794

                                                                #32
                                                                so many haters in this forum

                                                                congrats guy...now cash out and dont blow it all
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                                                                • BIGDAY
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 02-17-10
                                                                  • 48245

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Cheme82
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-03-08
                                                                    • 7823

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Oh I'm playing these fuckers every week bro. Not really planning on stopping until the season is over (and by then NBA is back on) lol.
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                                                                    • Jrod124
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 10-31-09
                                                                      • 5622

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Jesus this guy dominates the SBR fantasy league and is killing his local. The fukkin Midas touch over here
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