Hit up my local for $3,500 this weekend.

[Cheme82]

5 teams, 6 point teasers every possible combination of 2-teamers, 4-teamers, and 1 5-teamer. I don't play the 3-teamers with him because the odds are bad. But the cool part is I needed the 6 points on every single game. SF, TB, Cle, Car, and Cin last night.

And it gets better: Coming into the Pit/Cin game I had so much riding on that last leg that I did a semi-hedge by taking Pit -1 for a dime. But when I took the teaser Pit was -2 so I had Cin +8 on the teasers and Pit -1 straight. And to sweeten the deal I threw 2k points on Pit at the SBR sports book. I middled that hoe and every mother fukin bet won! The Steelers owed me from week 6 when they lost in Tennesee after missing that field goal at the end of the game.

I love Mondays like this!

[Br0nxer]

No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

Really kewl story

Definitely PT thread worthy

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

Really kewl story

Definitely PT thread worthy

to be fair though, this thread is still in the top half of threads that are started here...so much garbage, how can you take the time to respond to this one?

[chilidog]

But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?

[Iwinyourmoney]

Bronxer lays the hammer!

[GamblerSpirit]

They have locals in Vegas?

[CanuckG]

No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

Really kewl story

Definitely PT thread worthy

Unreal someone pissed in Bronxer's Wheaties this morning

[KktdocT]

Very nice. Let it continue.

[Smoke]

No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kid

But what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.



It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukks

Glad to see you think your the only kid that won money this week

Really kewl story

Definitely PT thread worthy

But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?

[chilidog]

What do Wheaties taste like? Are they good?

[Br0nxer]

Unreal someone pissed in Bronxer's Wheaties this morning

Nah. Not at all

Everything In the original post is 100% accurate. I know I pissed on the kids parade but oh well

My role here is to keep it fukkin real and stir the pot a little. I got boring for a minute. Walker wasnt happy

Prikk gave me a fukkin raise so now its time to get back to work

[ttrace35]

Bronxer keeps a shovel waiting, for moments like this.

[chilidog]

Bronxer, did you go to the CR Bash?

[Br0nxer]

Bronxer, did you go to the CR Bash?

No

But I am expecting Cheme's bash buddies in here any minute to grab his back



Like I stated he seems like a good kid from all accounts

This thread is just fukkin dumb

Would expect better from a poster of his caliber

[Smoke]

Bronxer is a funny guy

[chilidog]

No

But I am expecting Cheme's bash buddies in here any minute to grab his back



Like I stated he seems like a good kid from all accounts

This thread is just fukkin dumb

Would expect better from a poster of his caliber

You should come to the next one. Good times.

[CanuckG]

Bronxer send me a nickel my script yesterday had some errors hired a new team of writers. Refs for the Bucs game didn't follow the plan

[King Mayan]

Great job cheme82

I, in the other hand, owe a lot of money to my bookie, I keep finding dead cats inside my car..

[jjgold]

Chemer not you have to worry about getting paid

so many locals dead beats

[alfry]

Great job i love when locals get hit hard

[acl123]

Burial

[HoulihansTX]

They have locals in Vegas?

Of course.

[romecloneout]

mod stop posting dumb shit and saloon this shit

[BigDeem5]

Bronxer is an undercover mod, he likes to parade as a staunch players advocate but is a moderator, I'd say SBR chris

[Cheme82]

No offense. From all accounts of past history here you seem like a pretty good kidBut what ever gave you the idea that a bunch of fukkin stangers from the interwebz would give two fukks what you hit your local for.It would be one thing if you posted all the plays pre-game that afforded you this great windfall of cash. You didnt even do that. And even then we probably wouldnt give two fukksGlad to see you think your the only kid that won money this weekReally kewl story Definitely PT thread worthy

Your hate makes you miss the point bro. The amount won is not the main point here, it's the fact that I went 17 out of 17 and I needed the 6 points in every single leg. And then there was a middle in there too.

[allabout the $$$]

u bet the middle with the same bookie or a different guy? my guy doesnt tolerate players who try to middle him cuts their limits big time

[Cheme82]

Oh, and online books don't take these kind of teasers, even some locals don't. So that's why I don't post them. The straight wagers that I've made I've posted (mostly on UH) before the game.

[Cheme82]

But the real question is, Cheme, how much has your local hit you up for this season?

I was up coming into the weekend bro, now I'm up even more. You know I'm all about to exploiting loopholes, remember all the cash you made thanks to that little NBA thread I had or did your forget already?

[Cheme82]

Great job cheme82

I, in the other hand, owe a lot of money to my bookie, I keep finding dead cats inside my car..

Call or PM me bro. Let's talk about what your local offers you and I'm sure I'll have something for you to hit him with.

[Cheme82]

Chemer not you have to worry about getting paid

so many locals dead beats

So far he's been paying on time and in full. But it's just a matter of time before he stops, I know this from previous experiences. But it's a better problem to have than having to pay every week.

[Cheme82]

Same guy, and the 2k points at the SBR book.

[vyomguy]

so many haters in this forum

congrats guy...now cash out and dont blow it all

[BIGDAY]

[Cheme82]

Oh I'm playing these fuckers every week bro. Not really planning on stopping until the season is over (and by then NBA is back on) lol.

[Jrod124]

Jesus this guy dominates the SBR fantasy league and is killing his local. The fukkin Midas touch over here