NFL Betting Picks (galaxy-level elite)

[MoonPond]

Dolphins +3 loss
Dolphins/Ravens o37.5 win

YTD 64-58-2

Yay?

[MoonPond]

Week 8 Picks
Vikings -9.5
Vikings/Browns o38
Bears +9.5
Bears/Saints u47.5
Jets +6
Jets/Falcons 044.5
Panthers +1.5
Panthers/Buccaneers o46
49ers +12
49ers/Eagles o45
Bills -2.5
Bills/Raiders u46.5
Colts +10.5
Colts/Bengals u42
Chargers +7
Chargers/Patriots o48
Texans +6.5
Texans/Seahawks u45.5
Redskins +2
Redskins/Cowboys u47.5
Lions +3
Lions/Steelers u45.5

[MoonPond]

Week 8
Vikings -9.5 win
Vikings/Browns o38 win
Bears +9.5 win
Bears/Saints u47.5 win
Jets +6 win
Jets/Falcons 044.5 win
Panthers +1.5 win
Panthers/Buccaneers o46 loss
49ers +12 loss
49ers/Eagles o45 loss
Bills -2.5 win
Bills/Raiders u46.5 loss
Colts +10.5 win
Colts/Bengals u42 loss
Chargers +7 loss
Chargers/Patriots o48 loss
Texans +6.5 win
Texans/Seahawks u45.5 loss
Redskins +2 loss
Redskins/Cowboys u47.5 loss
Lions +3 loss
Lions/Steelers u45.5

(11-11 for week 8) 75-69-3 w/l overall

Week 11
Packers +2
Texans -2.5
Browns +7.5
Bills +5.5
Bills/Chargers o41
Bengals/Broncos o38

[MoonPond]

Added
Buccaneers -2

(only cause the Dolphins are starting Cutler)

[MoonPond]

Redskins +9.5

[MoonPond]

Packers +2 loss
Texans -2.5 win
Browns +7.5 loss
Bills +5.5 loss
Bills/Chargers o41 win
Bengals/Broncos o38 loss
Buccaneers -2 win
Redskins +9.5 win

Give me credit on calling the Buccaneers game.

4-4 (79-73-3 overall)

MNF
Seahawks -1
Seahawks/Falcons o46

[MoonPond]

Seahawks -1 loss
Seahawks/Falcons o46 win
1-1, 80-74-3 overall

Thursday Games
Vikings -3
Vikings/Lions o44.5
Chargers pk
Chargers/Cowboys u48
Redskins -7.5
Redskins/Giants o44.5

I'm the elite master of NFL betting for a reason.

[MoonPond]

Vikings -3 WIN
Vikings/Lions o44.5 WIN
Chargers pk WIN
Chargers/Cowboys u48 WIN
Redskins -7.5 WIN
Redskins/Giants o48 LOSS
5-1 for Thanksgiving

85-75-3 overall

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Week 12
Bengals -8
Bengals/Browns o38
Bears +13.5
Dolphins +16.5
Bills +9.5
Jets +5.5

[MoonPond]

Week 12
Buccaneers +10

[MoonPond]

Bengals -8 win
Bengals/Browns o38 win
Bears +13.5 loss
Dolphins +16.5 loss
Bills +9.5 win
Jets +5.5 loss
Buccaneers +10 loss
3-4 Sunday (88-79-3 overall)

MNF
Texans +7.5
Texans/Ravens o39.5

Suck it. I'm the best NFL gambler on the site.

[MoonPond]

Texans +7.5 win
Texans/Ravens o39.5 loss

89-80-3 overall

[MoonPond]

I like the lines, so I'll bet every single one right now. Waiting on Jets, Buccaneers, Colts.

Week 13Redskins +1.5
Redskins/Cowboys u44
49ers +3.5
49ers/Bears o39.5
Vikings +3
Vikings/Falcons o47
Bills +8.5
Bills/Patriots u48.5
Broncos -1
Broncos/Dolphins o38.5
Colts +9.5
Colts/Jaguars o40.5
Jets +3
Jets/Chiefs u44
Saints -4
Panthers/Saints u48
Browns +13.5
Browns/Chargers o42.5
Cardinals +6.5
Rams/Cardinals o45.5
Raiders -7
Raiders/Giants u42.5
Seahawks +5
Seahawks/Eagles o47
Steelers -5.5
Steelers/Bengals o43.5

[MoonPond]

After analyzing Gabbert's footage, I presume he'll be strong against the Rams' defense if the Rams use the same gameplan they did against Palmer and Stanton. Those interceptions occurred when they used zone defense, Gabbert will likely just scramble. I'm also pretty certain the Cardinals will attempt to build off Gabbert's game against the Jaguars by passing more, because they are that desperate.

[iPostWinners]

Texans +7.5 win
Texans/Ravens o39.5 loss

89-80-3 overall

89-80-3? LMAOO how cute.

[iPostWinners]

I like the lines, so I'll bet every single one right now. Waiting on Jets, Buccaneers, Colts.

Week 13Redskins +1.5
Redskins/Cowboys u44
49ers +3.5
49ers/Bears o39.5
Vikings +3
Vikings/Falcons o47
Bills +8.5
Bills/Patriots u48.5
Broncos -1
Broncos/Dolphins o38.5
Colts +9.5
Colts/Jaguars o40.5
Jets +3
Jets/Chiefs u44
Saints -4
Panthers/Saints u48
Browns +13.5
Browns/Chargers o42.5
Cardinals +6.5
Rams/Cardinals o45.5
Raiders -7
Raiders/Giants u42.5
Seahawks +5
Seahawks/Eagles o47
Steelers -5.5
Steelers/Bengals o43.5

Nice, betting every single game on the card. Obvious air betting broke dik. LMAO

[MoonPond]

Suck my dik I'm the best NFL bettor on the site, dude penis man!

[MoonPond]

Bank on it. I'm going to win all 32 bets for week 13 for a 32-0 sweep.

[iPostWinners]

Bank on it. I'm going to win all 32 bets for week 13 for a 32-0 sweep.

89-80-2 52% LMAOOO cute

[MoonPond]

89-80-2 52% LMAOOO cute

Suck on my fat one, I'm the world's elite NFL bettor and nobody comes close.

Week 13(added)
Ravens -3
Ravens/Lions o40.5
Titans -7
Titans/Texans u43.5

Waiting on GB/TB line

[MoonPond]

According to my calculations, the statement "if only the Texans still had Watson" has been perceived enough times by the collective human consciousness to ferment itself in reality via observer bias, therefore producing a placebo effect. Savage walking out of the press conference serves as a trigger that allows it week-long sustainability.

This is why the Titans will cover -7 and why the game will likely hit 'under'.

[MoonPond]

Packers +1
Packers/Buccaneers o44

All 32 bets were placed for week 13.

[MoonPond]

Suck my dik bozo's, I just betted on every single week 13 line! I'm THE bettor to beat. Butterscotch!

Week 13
Redskins +1.5
Redskins/Cowboys u44
49ers +3.5
49ers/Bears o39.5
Vikings +3
Vikings/Falcons o47
Bills +8.5
Bills/Patriots u48.5
Broncos -1
Broncos/Dolphins o38.5
Colts +9.5
Colts/Jaguars o40.5
Jets +3
Jets/Chiefs u44
Saints -4
Panthers/Saints u48
Browns +13.5
Browns/Chargers o42.5
Cardinals +6.5
Rams/Cardinals o45.5
Raiders -7
Raiders/Giants u42.5
Seahawks +5
Seahawks/Eagles o47
Steelers -5.5
Steelers/Bengals o43.5
Ravens -3
Ravens/Lions o40.5
Titans -7
Titans/Texans u43.5
Packers +1
Packers/Buccaneers o44

[MoonPond]

Redskins +1.5 loss
Redskins/Cowboys u44 loss
49ers +3.5 win
49ers/Bears o39.5 loss
Vikings +3 win
Vikings/Falcons o47 loss
Bills +8.5 loss
Bills/Patriots u48.5 win
Broncos -1 loss
Broncos/Dolphins o38.5 win
Colts +9.5 loss
Colts/Jaguars o40.5 loss
Jets +3 win
Jets/Chiefs u44 loss
Saints -4 win
Panthers/Saints u48 loss
Browns +13.5 win
Browns/Chargers o42.5 loss
Cardinals +6.5 loss
Rams/Cardinals o45.5 win
Raiders -7 push
Raiders/Giants u42.5 win
Seahawks +5 win
Seahawks/Eagles o47 loss
Steelers -5.5 loss
Steelers/Bengals o43.5 loss
Ravens -3 win
Ravens/Lions o40.5 win
Titans -7 win
Titans/Texans u43.5 win
Packers +1 win
Packers/Buccaneers o44 win


16-15-1 for week 13

105-95 w/l record

[MoonPond]

Week 14
Saints -2
Saints/Falcons u53.5
Vikings -3
49ers/Texans o42.5
Jets -1
Jets/Broncos o41
Dolphins +10.5

105-95-4 w/l

Suck it! I'm the best bettor of the season! Suck my nuts!

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Week 14(added)
Packers -3

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Week 14(added)
Bills/Colts o39.5
raiders/Chiefs u48

[trillz]

Week 14
Saints -2
Saints/Falcons u53.5
Vikings -3
49ers/Texans o42.5
Jets -1
Jets/Broncos o41
Dolphins +10.5

105-95-4 w/l

Suck it! I'm the best bettor of the season! Suck my nuts!

Best bettor of the season? You’re down juice with that many plays and only hitting 52%

[MoonPond]

Best bettor of the season? You’re down juice with that many plays and only hitting 52%

That comment is akin to a "lock of the week" thread, a type of play that ordinarily fails due to the positive correlation between public betting trends and the number of threads that advise in favor of it. Akin to a self-fulfilling prophecy. That was my plan.

Ever see a movie called Frequency where a guy travels back in time, enters a bar and correctly tells a man the events of a World Series as it unfolds? In real life that may not even be possible, due to the Butterfly Effect and the underestimation of its power(mainly because there is no applied knowledge to it since we have not yet invented time travel nor experienced this phenomenon). Or if I may simplify, that telling exactly what events happen in a live-game seconds before they occur might actually not be possible due to a number of factors; our brain's electromagnetic energy waves affecting actions and the ability of electronic signals from phones to interact with anywhere else on the planet, etcetera.

Hence.. The self-fulfilling prophecy of "lock play threads" may be more complex than a simple manifestation of a misinformed public. It may be that public betting is a living, conscious entity with a subconscious understanding of just how inconsistent the bet actually is. And if it is a living being then surely it can interact with events indirectly altering the outcome in the way that does not favor itself. A paradox, if you will.

Now that I've baited that remark, I wonder if this week's outcomes will materialize to my benefit? I am a god. The undisputed, genius mastermind of planet Earth and everybody should bow at me knees. A true genius among geniuses.

[MoonPond]

Made that all up.

Also, adding: 49ers +1.

Full Card for Week 14
Saints -2 loss
Saints/Falcons u53.5 win
Vikings -3
49ers/Texans o42.5
Jets -1
Jets/Broncos o41
Dolphins +10.5
Packers -3
Bills/Colts o39.5
raiders/Chiefs u48
49ers +1