NFL Betting Picks (galaxy-level elite)

[MoonPond]

9/24
Browns -1
Texans +13.5
Buccaneers -1.5
Falcons -3
Eagles -6
Seahawks +2
Chiefs -3
Dolphins/Jets o43
Bengals/Packers o47
Giants/Eagles u43.5
Buccaneers/Vikings o40.5

[MoonPond]

Post-news of Oakland's starting line deciding to protest in unity:

9/24
Redskins +3
Raiders/Redskins u53.5

[MoonPond]

Pay attention to me you poopy heads! Suck my nuts!!!

[MoonPond]

9/24
Browns -1 loss
Texans +13.5 win
Buccaneers -1.5 loss
Falcons -3 win
Eagles -6 loss
Seahawks +2 loss
Chiefs -3 win
Dolphins/Jets o43 loss
Bengals/Packers o47 win
Giants/Eagles u43.5 loss
Buccaneers/Vikings o40.5 win
Redskins +3 win
Raiders/Redskins u53.5 win

7-6 w/l (all bets I make are -110, to keep this simple)

9/25
Cowboys -2.5
Cowboys/Cardinals u46.5

[MoonPond]

Oh screw it, this is stupid. Someone please delete my posts and remove my account.

[MoonPond]

I was only joking in that last post.

9/25
Cowboys -2.5 win
Cowboys/Cardinals u46.5 win

Current record: 9-6

[Ryermkd]

Good job!

Either lurk or make a season thread though, if you want attention that is...
People tend to not credit weekly posters unless you have a high post count.
Cheers!

[MoonPond]

This is now a season-long thread. Start posting here more or I'll cut myself. (a small cut though, with paper)

[MoonPond]

10/1
Saints -3
Panthers/Patriots o48.5
Texans pk
Jaguars -3
Jaguars/Jets o39.5
Browns +3
Bills +8
Buccaneers -3
Giants/Buccaneers u44
Eagles +1
Colts +13

[MoonPond]

10/1
Browns/Bengals o40

[Ryermkd]

Any reason you pounced so early this week? Must really like the lines.

[MoonPond]

10/1
49ers +7
Raiders +2.5

[MoonPond]

10/1
Vikings -1.5

Might make a play for the Ravens. Tonight's TNF result offers evidence that the Steelers were/are affected by the media distraction.

[Ryermkd]

10/1
Vikings -1.5

Might make a play for the Ravens. Tonight's TNF result offers evidence that the Steelers were/are affected by the media distraction.

Of course, it was sheer stupidity. Legendary Hall of Fame coach Mike Tomlin, class act.

[MoonPond]

10/1
Saints/Dolphins u50.5

[MoonPond]

10/1
Rams/Cowboys u50.5

[MoonPond]

Saints -3 win
Panthers/Patriots o48.5 win
Texans pk win
Jaguars -3 loss
Jaguars/Jets o39.5 win
Browns +3 loss
Bills +8 win
Buccaneers -3 loss
Giants/Buccaneers u44 loss
Eagles +1 win
Colts +13 loss
Browns/Bengals o40 loss
49ers +7 win
Raiders +2.5 loss
Vikings -1.5 loss
Saints/Dolphins u50.5 win
Rams/Cowboys u50.5 loss

went 8-9 for week 4 17-15 overall

Week 5 picks
Bills +2.5
Jets +2
Titans -2.5
49ers +1.5
Rams -2
Packers +2

[MoonPond]

Week 5 TNF pick
Patriots/Buccaneers u55.5

[MoonPond]

Week 5 picks(added)
Chargers +3.5

[MoonPond]

Week 5 picks(added)
Raiders -2.5

I've examined the sacks that the Raiders' line gave up the past few weeks and have concluded there's enough evidence to suggest the linemen threw the game. The motive may have been Carr standing during the anthem.

Now that Carr is out, this becomes a prominent factor in approaching the spread; the backup is EJ Manuel, a black quarterback who has been kneeling and is getting suspiciously positive praise from teamates. And yet the spread likely increased in value with Carr out.

[MoonPond]

Week 5 picks(added)
Bills/Bengals o39.5
Cardinals +6.5

[MoonPond]

Patriots/Buccaneers u55.5 win

The reason I used the term "galaxy level elite" is because I'm the best NFL bettor alive. Nobody can consistently defeat me. (unless they consistently defeat me, in which case that is a lie)

18-15 w/l

Pending picks for week 5
Bills +2.5
Jets +2
Titans -2.5
49ers +1.5
Rams -2
Packers +2
Chargers +3.5
Raiders -2.5
Bills/Bengals o39.5
Cardinals +6.5

[Notorious_Donk]

Nice hit on the under last night

[MoonPond]

added
Chargers/Giants u45

Pending picks for week 5
Bills +2.5
Jets +2
Titans -2.5
49ers +1.5
Rams -2
Packers +2
Chargers +3.5
Raiders -2.5
Bills/Bengals o39.5
Cardinals +6.5
Chargers/Giants u45

[MoonPond]

Bills +2.5 lossJets +2 winTitans -2.5 loss49ers +1.5 lossRams -2 lossPackers +2 winChargers +3.5 winRaiders -2.5 lossBills/Bengals o39.5 lossCardinals +6.5 lossChargers/Giants u45 loss

4-9 for week 5(including TNF win)

22-24 w/l overall

Screw you losers! Neener neener! I'm going to win this all.

[MoonPond]

Week 6 picks

Browns +8.5
Browns/Texans o47.5
Jets +9
Jets/Patriots o47.5
Dolphins +13
Dolphins/Falcons u45.5
Saints -4
Saints/Lions u49.5
Packers -3
Packers/Vikings o45
Bears +6
Bears/Ravens o38.5
49ers +11
49ers/Redskins o46
Rams +2.5
Rams/Jaguars o42.5
Cardinals +1.5
Cardinals/Buccaneers u46
Chiefs -4
Chiefs/Steelers u47
Chargers +3
Chargers/Raiders u49
Giants +12.5
Giants/Broncos o38.5

[MoonPond]

Browns +8.5 loss
Browns/Texans o47.5 win
Jets +9 win
Jets/Patriots o47.5 loss
Dolphins +13 win
Dolphins/Falcons u45.5 win
Saints -4 win
Saints/Lions u49.5 loss
Packers -3 loss
Packers/Vikings o45 loss
Bears +6 win
Bears/Ravens o38.5 win
49ers +11 win
49ers/Redskins o46 win
Rams +2.5 win
Rams/Jaguars o42.5 win
Cardinals +1.5 win
Cardinals/Buccaneers u46 loss
Chiefs -4 loss
Chiefs/Steelers u47 win
Chargers +3 win
Chargers/Raiders u49 win
Giants +12.5 win
Giants/Broncos o38.5 loss

Went 16-8 Sunday (38-32 w/l overall)

[MoonPond]

Suck my fat one, punks. I'm going to bury everybody and win!

MNF Picks
Colts +8
Colts/Titans u48

[MoonPond]

Correction; Colts +7.5

Yes, pay attention to me34md4xmercxr44rr4c
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[MoonPond]

Colts +8 loss
Colts/Titans u48 loss

48-44 w/l

TNFChiefs -3
Chiefs/Raiders u45.5

Derek Carr has sucked nuts ever since coming back from last year's injury.

[MoonPond]

Chiefs -3
Chiefs/Raiders u45.5
48-46 w/l overall

Week 7 Picks
Browns +5.5
Browns/Titans o45
Colts +3
Colts/Jaguars u43.5
Steelers -5.5
Steelers/Bengals o40.5
Vikings -5.5
Vikings/Ravens o38.5
Jets +3
Jets/Dolphins o38.5
Bills -3
Bills/Buccaneers u45
Panthers -3.5
Panthers/Bears o41
Saints -4
Saints/Packers u47.5
Cardinals +3
Cardinals/Rams o45.5
49ers +6.5
49ers/Cowboys o48.5
Seahawks -4
Seahawks/Giants o39.5
Chargers +1
Chargers/Broncos o40.5
Patriots -3.5
Patriots/Falcons u56.5

Suck it! I'm the greatest better on the site for NFL.

Calling it now; Colts will get BS calls against the Jaguars and Brett Hundley will suck nuts.

[MoonPond]

Browns +5.5 win
Browns/Titans o45 loss
Colts +3 loss
Colts/Jaguars u43.5 win
Steelers -5.5 win
Steelers/Bengals o40.5 win
Vikings -5.5 win
Vikings/Ravens o38.5 win
Jets +3 push
Jets/Dolphins o38.5 win
Bills -3 push
Bills/Buccaneers u45 loss
Panthers -3.5 loss
Panthers/Bears o41 loss
Saints -4 win
Saints/Packers u47.5 win
Cardinals +3 loss
Cardinals/Rams o45.5 loss
49ers +6.5 loss
49ers/Cowboys o48.5 win
Seahawks -4 win
Seahawks/Giants o39.5 loss
Chargers +1 win
Chargers/Broncos o40.5 loss
Patriots -3.5 win
Patriots/Falcons u56.5 win

14-10-2 w/l for Sunday

YTD 62-56-2

MNFRedskins +5
Redskins/Eagles o49.5

I'm gonna bet on every single line and win doing it, cause I don't give a %&$*. Suck it!

[SAX27]

Moon...starting to feel the same way!!

[MoonPond]

Redskins +5 loss
Redskins/Eagles 049.5 win

63-57-3 YTD

[MoonPond]

TNF
Dolphins +3
Dolphins/Ravens o37.5