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  • mikeyplata
    SBR High Roller
    • 05-19-12
    • 234

    #351
    Originally posted by Capybara
    Okay, hold the phone a second... I got nothing against L-Kid, he's a good capper... But no one's "regular life" includes having strippers A) turn down money, and B) just decide that sure, they'll go home with you to chill, and no, they don't need any money, they just think you're cute and feel like going home to fukk like rabbits and eat Hot Pockets from your microwave.

    I cry foul to every single fukk on this and any other forum when they start talking like that. Unless I see pics to confirm. I do have a normal life too, and it includes success (and also failure of course) with the ladies. It just does not include shit like that.
    Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

    Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

    Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

    Not everyone lives the same way bro.
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    • Louisvillekid1
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-17-07
      • 52143

      #352
      Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
      UAB +10 (1u)
      Santa Clara +3 1h (1u)
      Marshall +13 (1u)

      edit marshall line....
      Added:

      Oakland +10.5 (0.75u)
      Oakland +500 (0.25u)
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      • Louisvillekid1
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-17-07
        • 52143

        #353
        Originally posted by mikeyplata
        Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

        Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.


        Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

        Not everyone lives the same way bro.
        I think its because we were having a deep conversation and it was real, she gave me a hug for like a full minute and was like I really I like you, blah blah...

        Oh and by the way, I'm flying down to miami asap to meet some of these porn stars...
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        • Capybara
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-17-08
          • 11803

          #354
          Originally posted by mikeyplata
          Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

          Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

          Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

          Not everyone lives the same way bro.
          Nice life, Mikey. But you don't get special rules -- pics or it's a bunch of bull, brother. It's funny how 50% of guys on the forum claim to routinely fukk porn stars. I've got a sneaking suspicion that the real world percentage is slightly closer to .00038%, but hey, guess I'm just living in a cave in the mountains somewhere.
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          • TheBetBuysDanK
            SBR MVP
            • 10-15-09
            • 1998

            #355
            I believe ya, KID.

            Ive taken a Dancer home on a couple occasions without having to pay for it. In my experience, many strippers (like servers and bartenders) are happy to have an outlet to blow off steam after a long shift. Its late & you're there. Right place, right time kinda thing.

            Don't listen to the haters.

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            • Louisvillekid1
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-17-07
              • 52143

              #356
              I spend so much time at bars most of my girl friends or one night stands are bartenders/servers...
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              • mikeyplata
                SBR High Roller
                • 05-19-12
                • 234

                #357
                Originally posted by Capybara
                Nice life, Mikey. But you don't get special rules -- pics or it's a bunch of bull, brother. It's funny how 50% of guys on the forum claim to routinely fukk porn stars. I've got a sneaking suspicion that the real world percentage is slightly closer to .00038%, but hey, guess I'm just living in a cave in the mountains somewhere.
                my brother in law at work

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                • mikeyplata
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 05-19-12
                  • 234

                  #358
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                  • Louisvillekid1
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-17-07
                    • 52143

                    #359
                    Im fukkin jealous, the second link didn't work thou

                    They look like straight miami chicks
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                    • TheBetBuysDanK
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-15-09
                      • 1998

                      #360
                      what a fukkin christmas card that is.
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                      • Capybara
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-17-08
                        • 11803

                        #361
                        Your attachment doesn't work. But nice pic above, at least you stepped up.
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                        • Louisvillekid1
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-17-07
                          • 52143

                          #362
                          ok we need more girls in this thread now...
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                          • TheBetBuysDanK
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-15-09
                            • 1998

                            #363
                            "I'd like to unwrap THAT present."

                            "I'd put that muff under some mistletoe."

                            "Tis better to give (oral) than receive"

                            and on....and on....

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                            • mikeyplata
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 05-19-12
                              • 234

                              #364
                              hahaha. I understand that before any pics its just a bunch of talk. Had to show you guys i wasnt kidding. Kinda awesome
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                              • Louisvillekid1
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-17-07
                                • 52143

                                #365
                                the chick in the middle is hott
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                                • TheBetBuysDanK
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-15-09
                                  • 1998

                                  #366
                                  Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                  the chick in the middle is hott
                                  the other one isn't?!?!
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                                  • sportsguy04
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-21-08
                                    • 11885

                                    #367
                                    No offense but I can find a picture on the Internet and say the same thing. I have porn stars doing line off my 16 inch dick after I fuk the playmates at Hugh hefners house.
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                                    • mikeyplata
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 05-19-12
                                      • 234

                                      #368
                                      Originally posted by sportsguy04
                                      No offense but I can find a picture on the Internet and say the same thing. I have porn stars doing line off my 16 inch dick after I fuk the playmates at Hugh hefners house.

                                      okay but show me a picture of you and hugh. you fuckin cant.

                                      and i fixed the second pic
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                                      • Louisvillekid1
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-17-07
                                        • 52143

                                        #369
                                        Originally posted by TheBetBuysDanK
                                        the other one isn't?!?!
                                        Of course she is, lol
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                                        • sportsguy04
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-21-08
                                          • 11885

                                          #370
                                          So if I post a pic of a random guy standing with hef and his chicks will you guys believe me too?
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                                          • sportsguy04
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-21-08
                                            • 11885

                                            #371
                                            Originally posted by mikeyplata
                                            okay but show me a picture of you and hugh. you fuckin cant.

                                            and i fixed the second pic
                                            I could post any random pic online and say its me and you wouldn't know the difference. Just like the picture you posted. I could find one with pornstars and a dude and say its my bro in law as well.
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                                            • mikeyplata
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 05-19-12
                                              • 234

                                              #372
                                              Originally posted by sportsguy04
                                              I could post any random pic online and say its me and you wouldn't know the difference. Just like the picture you posted. I could find one with pornstars and a dude and say its my bro in law as well.
                                              HAHA whatever. i know you really don't want to believe its true
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                                              • sportsguy04
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-21-08
                                                • 11885

                                                #373
                                                Originally posted by mikeyplata
                                                HAHA whatever. i know you really don't want to believe its true
                                                I'm just saying. To many people on here gullible. It's the Internet.
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                                                • mikeyplata
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 05-19-12
                                                  • 234

                                                  #374
                                                  Originally posted by sportsguy04
                                                  I'm just saying. To many people on here gullible. It's the Internet.
                                                  greetings from miamiClick image for larger version

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                                                  • joco
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-24-11
                                                    • 3242

                                                    #375
                                                    Originally posted by mikeyplata
                                                    Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

                                                    Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

                                                    Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

                                                    Not everyone lives the same way bro.
                                                    i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game
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                                                    • mikeyplata
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 05-19-12
                                                      • 234

                                                      #376
                                                      Originally posted by joco
                                                      i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game

                                                      seriously, its common practice down here.
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                                                      • sportsguy04
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-21-08
                                                        • 11885

                                                        #377
                                                        Originally posted by joco
                                                        i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have money
                                                        Fixed it for you
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                                                        • joco
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-24-11
                                                          • 3242

                                                          #378
                                                          and that guy is on all the sites...bangbros, reality kings, etc. they all shoot scenes in miami..

                                                          what clubs u go to? tootsies is my spot
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                                                          • Capybara
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-17-08
                                                            • 11803

                                                            #379
                                                            Originally posted by joco
                                                            i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game
                                                            Oh fukk, here we go again! I was 100% ready to let this go and move on!

                                                            Okay, balla, let's see some pics of u hangin with the strippers that it's so easy to bang... Do they look just like Megan Fox and you bring em home to get all kinds of nasty with and do some lines and play some jams and then go out for Egg McMuffins the next morning? I'm waiting... Fukk, I had shit to do today too.
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                                                            • mikeyplata
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 05-19-12
                                                              • 234

                                                              #380
                                                              Originally posted by joco
                                                              and that guy is on all the sites...bangbros, reality kings, etc. they all shoot scenes in miami..

                                                              what clubs u go to? tootsies is my spot
                                                              tootsies is my spot too, sometimes i'll go to scarletts if mollies are involved. right now he only does reality kings cuz he's on contract with them now but he's actually the only "stud" (what they call it) in miami for them.
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                                                              • joco
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 04-24-11
                                                                • 3242

                                                                #381
                                                                1. when did i ever say im a baller 2. never said the strippers were megan fox quality..they could be busted as fuk but an ugly stripper is still a stripper. 3. in south florida if u have 200-300$ u can penetrate inside of the strip club...theyre all basically prostitutes so why would it be so hard to believe u cant bring them home with u...they arent untouchable women..the white girls are mostly trashy with drug problems and the latina girls barely speak english are probably in this country illegally. theyll do anything for the right price.
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                                                                • mikeyplata
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 05-19-12
                                                                  • 234

                                                                  #382
                                                                  Originally posted by Capybara
                                                                  Oh fukk, here we go again! I was 100% ready to let this go and move on!

                                                                  Okay, balla, let's see some pics of u hangin with the strippers that it's so easy to bang... Do they look just like Megan Fox and you bring em home to get all kinds of nasty with and do some lines and play some jams and then go out for Egg McMuffins the next morning? I'm waiting... Fukk, I had shit to do today too.
                                                                  where do you live?
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                                                                  • TheBetBuysDanK
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-15-09
                                                                    • 1998

                                                                    #383
                                                                    my my...what an interesting turn this thread took.
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                                                                    • joco
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 04-24-11
                                                                      • 3242

                                                                      #384
                                                                      Originally posted by mikeyplata
                                                                      tootsies is my spot too, sometimes i'll go to scarletts if mollies are involved. right now he only does reality kings cuz he's on contract with them now but he's actually the only "stud" (what they call it) in miami for them.
                                                                      i agree. if i wasnt on molly i would never go to scarletts. its basically a rave with strippers and fog machines. not really my scene. plus id rather have rap playin than techno
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                                                                      • sportsguy04
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-21-08
                                                                        • 11885

                                                                        #385
                                                                        Hey mam want to come home with me? I have no intentions to fuk you, just want to talk and have conpany, maybe drink some Gatorade and eat snacks?
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