NCAA Hoops Tracking Thread

[mikeyplata]

Okay, hold the phone a second... I got nothing against L-Kid, he's a good capper... But no one's "regular life" includes having strippers A) turn down money, and B) just decide that sure, they'll go home with you to chill, and no, they don't need any money, they just think you're cute and feel like going home to fukk like rabbits and eat Hot Pockets from your microwave.

I cry foul to every single fukk on this and any other forum when they start talking like that. Unless I see pics to confirm. I do have a normal life too, and it includes success (and also failure of course) with the ladies. It just does not include shit like that.

Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

Not everyone lives the same way bro.

[Louisvillekid1]

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[Louisvillekid1]

Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

Not everyone lives the same way bro.

I think its because we were having a deep conversation and it was real, she gave me a hug for like a full minute and was like I really I like you, blah blah...

Oh and by the way, I'm flying down to miami asap to meet some of these porn stars...

[Capybara]

Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

Not everyone lives the same way bro.

Nice life, Mikey. But you don't get special rules -- pics or it's a bunch of bull, brother. It's funny how 50% of guys on the forum claim to routinely fukk porn stars. I've got a sneaking suspicion that the real world percentage is slightly closer to .00038%, but hey, guess I'm just living in a cave in the mountains somewhere.

[TheBetBuysDanK]

I believe ya, KID.

Ive taken a Dancer home on a couple occasions without having to pay for it. In my experience, many strippers (like servers and bartenders) are happy to have an outlet to blow off steam after a long shift. Its late & you're there. Right place, right time kinda thing.

Don't listen to the haters.

[Louisvillekid1]

I spend so much time at bars most of my girl friends or one night stands are bartenders/servers...

[mikeyplata]

Nice life, Mikey. But you don't get special rules -- pics or it's a bunch of bull, brother. It's funny how 50% of guys on the forum claim to routinely fukk porn stars. I've got a sneaking suspicion that the real world percentage is slightly closer to .00038%, but hey, guess I'm just living in a cave in the mountains somewhere.

my brother in law at work

[mikeyplata]

on and here's me with him

[Louisvillekid1]

Im fukkin jealous, the second link didn't work thou

They look like straight miami chicks

[TheBetBuysDanK]

what a fukkin christmas card that is.

[Capybara]

Your attachment doesn't work. But nice pic above, at least you stepped up.

[Louisvillekid1]

ok we need more girls in this thread now...

[TheBetBuysDanK]

"I'd like to unwrap THAT present."

"I'd put that muff under some mistletoe."

"Tis better to give (oral) than receive"

and on....and on....

[mikeyplata]

hahaha. I understand that before any pics its just a bunch of talk. Had to show you guys i wasnt kidding. Kinda awesome

[Louisvillekid1]

the chick in the middle is hott

[TheBetBuysDanK]

the chick in the middle is hott

the other one isn't?!?!

[sportsguy04]

No offense but I can find a picture on the Internet and say the same thing. I have porn stars doing line off my 16 inch dick after I fuk the playmates at Hugh hefners house.

[mikeyplata]

No offense but I can find a picture on the Internet and say the same thing. I have porn stars doing line off my 16 inch dick after I fuk the playmates at Hugh hefners house.

okay but show me a picture of you and hugh. you fuckin cant.

and i fixed the second pic

[Louisvillekid1]

the other one isn't?!?!

Of course she is, lol

[sportsguy04]

So if I post a pic of a random guy standing with hef and his chicks will you guys believe me too?

[sportsguy04]

okay but show me a picture of you and hugh. you fuckin cant.

and i fixed the second pic

I could post any random pic online and say its me and you wouldn't know the difference. Just like the picture you posted. I could find one with pornstars and a dude and say its my bro in law as well.

[mikeyplata]

I could post any random pic online and say its me and you wouldn't know the difference. Just like the picture you posted. I could find one with pornstars and a dude and say its my bro in law as well.

HAHA whatever. i know you really don't want to believe its true

[sportsguy04]

HAHA whatever. i know you really don't want to believe its true

I'm just saying. To many people on here gullible. It's the Internet.

[mikeyplata]

I'm just saying. To many people on here gullible. It's the Internet.

greetings from miami

[joco]

Where do you live? You must be stuck in the middle of the country somewhere. I'm from Miami, and I'm sorry to break the news to you but I've experienced my fair share of stories like that. Whether it be me or my friends, stuff like that happens all the time down here.

Stripper not taking the 20 in the club thats another story.

Oh and to contribute to the "90%"... I get to bang porn stars cuz my brother-in-law works for Reality Kings. Funny thing is, this is seriously true.

Not everyone lives the same way bro.

i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game

[mikeyplata]

i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game

seriously, its common practice down here.

[sportsguy04]

i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have money

Fixed it for you

[joco]

and that guy is on all the sites...bangbros, reality kings, etc. they all shoot scenes in miami..

what clubs u go to? tootsies is my spot

[Capybara]

i agree with u completely...i live in ft laudy...u can 100% fuk strippers for free outside the club if ur in ur 20s-30s and are good looking and have game

Oh fukk, here we go again! I was 100% ready to let this go and move on!

Okay, balla, let's see some pics of u hangin with the strippers that it's so easy to bang... Do they look just like Megan Fox and you bring em home to get all kinds of nasty with and do some lines and play some jams and then go out for Egg McMuffins the next morning? I'm waiting... Fukk, I had shit to do today too.

[mikeyplata]

and that guy is on all the sites...bangbros, reality kings, etc. they all shoot scenes in miami..

what clubs u go to? tootsies is my spot

tootsies is my spot too, sometimes i'll go to scarletts if mollies are involved. right now he only does reality kings cuz he's on contract with them now but he's actually the only "stud" (what they call it) in miami for them.

[joco]

1. when did i ever say im a baller 2. never said the strippers were megan fox quality..they could be busted as fuk but an ugly stripper is still a stripper. 3. in south florida if u have 200-300$ u can penetrate inside of the strip club...theyre all basically prostitutes so why would it be so hard to believe u cant bring them home with u...they arent untouchable women..the white girls are mostly trashy with drug problems and the latina girls barely speak english are probably in this country illegally. theyll do anything for the right price.

[mikeyplata]

Oh fukk, here we go again! I was 100% ready to let this go and move on!

Okay, balla, let's see some pics of u hangin with the strippers that it's so easy to bang... Do they look just like Megan Fox and you bring em home to get all kinds of nasty with and do some lines and play some jams and then go out for Egg McMuffins the next morning? I'm waiting... Fukk, I had shit to do today too.

where do you live?

[TheBetBuysDanK]

my my...what an interesting turn this thread took.

[joco]

tootsies is my spot too, sometimes i'll go to scarletts if mollies are involved. right now he only does reality kings cuz he's on contract with them now but he's actually the only "stud" (what they call it) in miami for them.

i agree. if i wasnt on molly i would never go to scarletts. its basically a rave with strippers and fog machines. not really my scene. plus id rather have rap playin than techno

[sportsguy04]

Hey mam want to come home with me? I have no intentions to fuk you, just want to talk and have conpany, maybe drink some Gatorade and eat snacks?