1. 12-09-05 03:12 PM #1
    Max Levine
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    Maxifier Bomb Of The Year!!!!!!!

    Am I crazy? AM I CRAZY??? YES I AM!!!!

    I'm crazy about those senate members slapping a little puck in the nets! I'm crazy about those Ottawa people skating around the competition like a dad does with his 5 year-old!

    You wanna make money? Just follow Uncle Maxy in his Quest for the offshore treasure!

    OTTAWA -1.5 +195 (172 UNITS!!!!!)

    Why you're asking? WHY? I got 4 words and multiple exclamation points for you: I AM CRA ZY!!!!

    Kick your spouse out of the house! Say goodbye to your boss! Rob a bank and put all your money on this bet and live happily for the rest of your life!

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  2. 12-09-05 03:18 PM #2
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    172 units Max !!!... you are one crazy mofo Max


    good luck brother, i'll be rooting for you bud
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  3. 12-09-05 03:33 PM #3
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    Alright. First and last attempt at this character. I may have the day off today but this write-up took too much of my time, lol

    Vancouver is 12-1-0 at home this season. Only loss to Colorado. Sens are 9-2-0 on the road, losing to Carolina (2-3) and Boston (0-3). 3 days rest for Ottawa, 4 for the Canucks. Hasek back in the net.

    I would play Vancouver if they were more consistent. So why am I not playing them? Why you're asking? (Oh! shut up! lol) Despite their top home record, they're not playing to their expected level. Bertuzzi plays like someone who's afraid of hurting or being judged (!). Auld has been doing well in replacement of Cloutier. I simply expect the Senators to take a quick lead and the Canucks to play catch-up.

    Not sure this will be the great game we should expect. If they would have played 2 months from now, it could have been the game of the year. Unfortunately, this is their only meeting this season.

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  4. 12-09-05 03:34 PM #4
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    Thanks Dan! I might have forgotten a period after the 1 in 172

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  5. 12-09-05 03:52 PM #5
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    Max, i happen to like the canucks in this game. but, you know my thinking when it comes to ottawa
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  6. 12-09-05 04:00 PM #6
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    If you like the Canucks, there is very good value at +136. Worth a shot. Personally, I can't play against Ottawa. I've banged my head on the wall every PL win I didn't play them.

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  7. 12-09-05 04:04 PM #7
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    OH MY GAWD that is ridiculous... hope you win it
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  8. 12-09-05 04:08 PM #8
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    Damn Max, I almost moved this into the promos section. Good luck tonight.
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  9. 12-09-05 04:12 PM #9
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    lol Illusion! Just trying to scare ya

    Thanks Pats!

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  10. 12-09-05 07:15 PM #10
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    Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
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  11. 12-09-05 07:17 PM #11
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    you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
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  12. 12-09-05 07:44 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarm
    you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
    have my bets won?? quarm?? please answer??
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  13. 12-09-05 07:45 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by imgv94
    Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
    Yes I do... but Dan likes Vancouver. And remember, I'm crazy, lol

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  14. 12-09-05 08:06 PM #14
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    btw i nominate this for the SBR funniest post award
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  15. 12-10-05 05:23 AM #15
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    WOW! Wow! I hope you were kiddin about the bet Max if not WoW
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  16. 12-10-05 07:46 AM #16
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    *whistling nervously... this being saturday early morning, I'm sure there's no one around... maybe I could just edit my post and pick the winner... I could always pretend that they misread my post...*

    Alright! Alright! So I lost it! Can't win with 13 penalties. Had to score a shorthanded goal just to keep it alive. Damn 'Nucks! Thought they would come out shaky and lose in the 1st. I got plenty more justifications if you wanna hear it

    Happy, the amount of the wager was obviously a joke. Thought it was obvious. I did mention it 2-3 posts later to Dan (forgot the decimal point after 1). But I did put down one unit on the Sens PL.

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    Edit: btw, Crazy Max record remains intact: 114-0 of all winning bets!
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  17. 12-10-05 07:55 AM #17
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    max i joined ya bud- I'm betting the senators again. They should
    get back on track.i'm betting money line -140 2 units and -1.5 for 1 unit.
    Well lets see what happens?? I know hardly anything about hockey but i did
    stay at a holiday inn express last night
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  18. 12-10-05 08:12 AM #18
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    Flames defense is tough at home. Playing the puck line, you might wish for an empty netter. The Sens didn't come out strong last night and were quite undisciplined. Let's hope for a better display in Calgary.

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  19. 12-10-05 03:11 PM #19
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    Thank God Max, I hate to see anyone lose like that. Get em tonight, again Im waiting for Sunday
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