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  • Max Levine
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-12-05
    • 614

    #1
    Maxifier Bomb Of The Year!!!!!!!
    Am I crazy? AM I CRAZY??? YES I AM!!!!

    I'm crazy about those senate members slapping a little puck in the nets! I'm crazy about those Ottawa people skating around the competition like a dad does with his 5 year-old!

    You wanna make money? Just follow Uncle Maxy in his Quest for the offshore treasure!

    OTTAWA -1.5 +195 (172 UNITS!!!!!)

    Why you're asking? WHY? I got 4 words and multiple exclamation points for you: I AM CRA ZY!!!!

    Kick your spouse out of the house! Say goodbye to your boss! Rob a bank and put all your money on this bet and live happily for the rest of your life!

    Why should you trust me? Well, my record speaks for itself: I'm 114-0 in all my winning bets this season! Yes, you read that right: 114-0!!!! Each and everyone of my clients has made a fortune so far, thanks to me! Here are some testimonials:

    "Thank you so much for turning me into a winner! I made so much money I can now afford both a new hair piece and a boiler!"

    "Thanks to you I finally bought the car of my dreams: an almost brand new Buick LeSabre!"

    "Hey crazy Max! You're the only one I wouldn't give 2-1 odds to hit 57%!"

    These are just a few of the hundreds of love mail I've been getting from happy customers! You too could thank me by joining my new service at www.crazymaxturnedtout.com. Make sure you mention my name so I could get a $10 free play at my fav book.

    Crazy Max
    Where the line stops
    Since 1848
  • bigboydan
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-10-05
    • 55420

    #2
    172 units Max !!!... you are one crazy mofo Max


    good luck brother, i'll be rooting for you bud
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    • Max Levine
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-12-05
      • 614

      #3
      Alright. First and last attempt at this character. I may have the day off today but this write-up took too much of my time, lol

      Vancouver is 12-1-0 at home this season. Only loss to Colorado. Sens are 9-2-0 on the road, losing to Carolina (2-3) and Boston (0-3). 3 days rest for Ottawa, 4 for the Canucks. Hasek back in the net.

      I would play Vancouver if they were more consistent. So why am I not playing them? Why you're asking? (Oh! shut up! lol) Despite their top home record, they're not playing to their expected level. Bertuzzi plays like someone who's afraid of hurting or being judged (!). Auld has been doing well in replacement of Cloutier. I simply expect the Senators to take a quick lead and the Canucks to play catch-up.

      Not sure this will be the great game we should expect. If they would have played 2 months from now, it could have been the game of the year. Unfortunately, this is their only meeting this season.

      Max
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      • Max Levine
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 10-12-05
        • 614

        #4
        Thanks Dan! I might have forgotten a period after the 1 in 172

        Max
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        • bigboydan
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-10-05
          • 55420

          #5
          Max, i happen to like the canucks in this game. but, you know my thinking when it comes to ottawa
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          • Max Levine
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 10-12-05
            • 614

            #6
            If you like the Canucks, there is very good value at +136. Worth a shot. Personally, I can't play against Ottawa. I've banged my head on the wall every PL win I didn't play them.

            Max
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            • pats3peat
              SBR MVP
              • 10-23-05
              • 1163

              #7
              OH MY GAWD that is ridiculous... hope you win it
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              • Illusion
                Restricted User
                • 08-09-05
                • 25166

                #8
                Damn Max, I almost moved this into the promos section. Good luck tonight.
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                • Max Levine
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 10-12-05
                  • 614

                  #9
                  lol Illusion! Just trying to scare ya

                  Thanks Pats!

                  Max
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                  • imgv94
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-16-05
                    • 17192

                    #10
                    Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
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                    • Quarm
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 10-03-05
                      • 313

                      #11
                      you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
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                      • imgv94
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-16-05
                        • 17192

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Quarm
                        you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
                        have my bets won?? quarm?? please answer??
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                        • Max Levine
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 10-12-05
                          • 614

                          #13
                          Originally posted by imgv94
                          Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
                          Yes I do... but Dan likes Vancouver. And remember, I'm crazy, lol

                          Max
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                          • Quarm
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 10-03-05
                            • 313

                            #14
                            btw i nominate this for the SBR funniest post award
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                            • HAPPY BOY
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              WOW! Wow! I hope you were kiddin about the bet Max if not WoW
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                              • Max Levine
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 10-12-05
                                • 614

                                #16
                                *whistling nervously... this being saturday early morning, I'm sure there's no one around... maybe I could just edit my post and pick the winner... I could always pretend that they misread my post...*

                                Alright! Alright! So I lost it! Can't win with 13 penalties. Had to score a shorthanded goal just to keep it alive. Damn 'Nucks! Thought they would come out shaky and lose in the 1st. I got plenty more justifications if you wanna hear it

                                Happy, the amount of the wager was obviously a joke. Thought it was obvious. I did mention it 2-3 posts later to Dan (forgot the decimal point after 1). But I did put down one unit on the Sens PL.

                                Max

                                Edit: btw, Crazy Max record remains intact: 114-0 of all winning bets!
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                                • imgv94
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-16-05
                                  • 17192

                                  #17
                                  max i joined ya bud- I'm betting the senators again. They should
                                  get back on track.i'm betting money line -140 2 units and -1.5 for 1 unit.
                                  Well lets see what happens?? I know hardly anything about hockey but i did
                                  stay at a holiday inn express last night
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                                  • Max Levine
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 10-12-05
                                    • 614

                                    #18
                                    Flames defense is tough at home. Playing the puck line, you might wish for an empty netter. The Sens didn't come out strong last night and were quite undisciplined. Let's hope for a better display in Calgary.

                                    GL,
                                    Max
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                                    • HAPPY BOY
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-10-05
                                      • 7109

                                      #19
                                      Thank God Max, I hate to see anyone lose like that. Get em tonight, again Im waiting for Sunday
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