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  • PunisherIND
    SBR MVP
    • 02-24-11
    • 4979

    #36
    Originally posted by varkolek
    I don't think anyone can dispute his expertise on other guys dicks though.
    yes, but there is a fine line between homo and no homo when hog watching. and lets be fair, DFC's penile turgidity analysis is solely done for cerebral handicapping purposes.
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    • Vaughany
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 03-07-10
      • 45563

      #37
      Originally posted by PunisherIND
      yes, but there is a fine line between homo and no homo when hog watching. and lets be fair, DFC's penile turgidity analysis is solely done for cerebral handicapping purposes.
      lol and pales in significance compared to the late great WannabetUFC who was the king of Hog analysis
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      • Beelzebubzy
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-06-11
        • 6995

        #38
        Welcome JimKim
        best of luck
        this place is where we practice our stand up routines mixed in with some mma handicapping and some Kelly betting talk and Steve Nash equilibrium. We do have a resident bouncy castle salesman if you are hosting a party with Chris Hansen in the future
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        • PunisherIND
          SBR MVP
          • 02-24-11
          • 4979

          #39
          Originally posted by Vaughany
          lol and pales in significance compared to the late great WannabetUFC who was the king of Hog analysis
          lol indeed/ that guy could spot a korean half-chub from a mile away
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          • Vaughany
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 03-07-10
            • 45563

            #40
            he has a cerebral hogoscope
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            • DeFactoCrippler
              SBR MVP
              • 03-30-12
              • 2603

              #41
              Originally posted by varkolek
              Anyone who finds DFC entertaining is a retard. I haven't been reading the forum much lately,
              Oh shit now I've seen it all. Some phaget breaking his unnoticed vow of silence to white knight a korean DUDE on the internet.

              Tell me something pal, cause i've never focking hearda ya, did it feel good to finally get that off your chest? For someone who doesn't post here you certainly know my entire story verbatim. In any case, atleast the Korean Tiger knows "varkolek" is another intelligent person who doesn't find retards like dfc funny. So few of you "intelligent" guys around here...

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              • sideloaded
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-21-10
                • 7561

                #42
                lol at varkolek who says he doesnt read much here yet recites past events like they're f-cking gospel from the year of our lord. Internet srs f-cking biz right varklok or whatever your name is.
                Last edited by sideloaded; 09-05-12, 06:11 PM.
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                • DeFactoCrippler
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-30-12
                  • 2603

                  #43
                  Originally posted by PunisherIND
                  yes, but there is a fine line between homo and no homo when hog watching. and lets be fair, DFC's penile turgidity analysis is solely done for cerebral handicapping purposes.
                  Hog watching in fitness is an entirely non gay act. It's immature phagets like varkolek and Joe Rogan that think because a guy is looking at their rooster it makes them "creepy".

                  They are the type to whine about other shit like guys walking around naked in the locker room. When I see a beta phaget like rogan i just exit the shower buck naked and stare at his hog. I only do it to make them uncomfortable and undermine their manhood. It's funny watching them try and hide their shit, turning towards the lockers and tripping over trying to put on their underwear. Then I stomp around with my rooster swangin flicking drops of rooster water all over them. Nobody ever says shit.

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                  • DeFactoCrippler
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-30-12
                    • 2603

                    #44
                    Originally posted by sideloaded
                    lol at varkolek who says he doesnt read much here yet recites past events like their f-cking gospel from the year of our lord. Internet srs f-cking biz right varklok or whatever your name is.
                    -10000 says varkolek is a slope

                    -2000 says he showers with his swimsuit on at the gym. That is, if he even lifts.
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                    • Vaughany
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 03-07-10
                      • 45563

                      #45
                      Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                      Hog watching in fitness is an entirely non gay act. It's immature phagets like varkolek and Joe Rogan that think because a guy is looking at their rooster it makes them "creepy".

                      They are the type to whine about other shit like guys walking around naked in the locker room. When I see a beta phaget like rogan i just exit the shower buck naked and stare at his hog. I only do it to make them uncomfortable and undermine their manhood. It's funny watching them try and hide their shit, turning towards the lockers and tripping over trying to put on their underwear. Then I stomp around with my rooster swangin flicking drops of rooster water all over them. Nobody ever says shit.

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                      • PunisherIND
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-24-11
                        • 4979

                        #46
                        Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                        Hog watching in fitness is an entirely non gay act. It's immature phagets like varkolek and Joe Rogan that think because a guy is looking at their rooster it makes them "creepy".

                        They are the type to whine about other shit like guys walking around naked in the locker room. When I see a beta phaget like rogan i just exit the shower buck naked and stare at his hog. I only do it to make them uncomfortable and undermine their manhood. It's funny watching them try and hide their shit, turning towards the lockers and tripping over trying to put on their underwear. Then I stomp around with my rooster swangin flicking drops of rooster water all over them. Nobody ever says shit.
                        Lmao
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                        • JamesKim
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-03-12
                          • 392

                          #47
                          5 bucks on a Hail Mary parlay of

                          Martinez ITD
                          Dawson by Dec
                          Brian Stann ITD

                          to win 500
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                          • illmatick
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-05-09
                            • 5456

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Vaughany
                            I will be arbing it though...I like both guys styles and wouldnt be surprised if Olu stole it. I'll take the risk free play on one of them for smaller squid and enjoy the fight

                            I'm pulling for Olesgun but I think Matthysse is definitely the right side at the price you paid. He should be able to walk him down late.

                            looking forward to this fight more so than Ward/Dawson

                            For anyone who missed it, here's a link to the weigh-in: http://www.ustream.tv/SHOsports

                            Faceoff is at the 13:00 minute mark
                            Last edited by illmatick; 09-07-12, 07:08 PM.
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                            • illmatick
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-05-09
                              • 5456

                              #49
                              p4p chin on that Olusgeun.



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                              • gabe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-12-11
                                • 7405

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                                Welcome JimKim
                                best of luck
                                this place is where we practice our stand up routines mixed in with some mma handicapping and some Kelly betting talk and Steve Nash equilibrium. We do have a resident bouncy castle salesman if you are hosting a party with Chris Hansen in the future
                                haha
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                                • Vaughany
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 03-07-10
                                  • 45563

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by illmatick
                                  p4p chin on that Olusgeun.



                                  Amazing fight
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                                  • v1y
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-02-11
                                    • 1138

                                    #52
                                    Holy ****, boxing fans have to put up with Mauro now? I'm so sorry guys...
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                                    • PunisherIND
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-24-11
                                      • 4979

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by v1y
                                      Holy ****, boxing fans have to put up with Mauro now? I'm so sorry guys...
                                      and mariah careys husband lmao
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                                      • Vaughany
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 03-07-10
                                        • 45563

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                        and mariah careys husband lmao
                                        ha I thought it looked like Nick Cannon! I was wild n out when I saw tht
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                                        • AdamB
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 07-10-12
                                          • 197

                                          #55
                                          Great fight, but holy **** I hate Mauro. Such an annoying twat.
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                                          • sideloaded
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-21-10
                                            • 7561

                                            #56
                                            f-ck MAURO!



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                                            • JamesKim
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 09-03-12
                                              • 392

                                              #57
                                              Pending 4 Team Parlay
                                              Pending 9/22/12 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1102 Joseph Benavidez -300* vs Demetrious Johnson
                                              Pending 9/15/12 9:30pm Props Fighting 294 Fight won't go 1:30 round 12 +160* vs Chavez Jr/Martinez goes 1:30 round 12
                                              Pending 9/22/12 11:30pm Props Fighting 1009 Jones wins inside distance -404* vs Not Jones inside distance
                                              Pending 9/29/12 11:00pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -530* vs Struve/Miocic goes 5 round distance
                                              My new parlay. I'm confident Benavidez should win that fight, I thought about the distance line but decided against it. I think Martinez will either finish Chavez early, but it could also happen during the later rounds. I'm leaning more towards the early rounds, but Chavez does have concrete head, so it's not worth the risk. Chavez will probably look to corner and work the body of Martinez (which shouldn't work considering Martinez's movement), but Martinez is getting old and Chavez will probably have a ridiculous weight advantage. Chavez will be relentless if (big IF) he can somehow take Martinez's movement away and I don't think Martinez can take the punishment if that happens. Either way I see a finish. There seems to be some bad blood coming from Martinez as well, and both sides will be taunting each other during the fight so I see a lot of aggression happening. Jones vs Vitor fight will either end up with Jones smashing Vitor's face with hellbows or Vitor swarms and overwhelms Jones. First scenario is much more likely. This parlay will serve as a hedge since I do have some money down on Vitor at +700. Struve and Miocic not going the 5 round distance seems like a solid bet. I really doubt I will lose that one.

                                              I also put some money down on Diaz at +130 to beat Henderson. I think Diaz will wear Henderson down into a late round finish, I will probably put some money on the finish line as well. I also don't think Henderson will take the taunting and mugging very well, I think he'll get sucked into it like Cerrone. I also doubt Henderson has the mobility to pull off a Condithon style victory.

                                              I also put some straight bet down on Brian Stann as well as Brian Stann ITD.

                                              edit: The reason why I'm so sold on Brian Stann is because Bisping showed he has a lot of trouble against fast strikers that can take one to give one. Especially a guy like that with power and can swarm you. Brian Stann will be relentless the whole fight and it will take just one mistake from Bisping to get his ass handed to him. I just think this is a dangerous and horrible matchup for Bisping. I also think Bisping is extremely overrated due to the Sonnen fight. That headbutt made a world of difference in the 1st round, Chael was clearly out of it in the 2nd round due to that butt. Flying headbutt from Bisping made the fight close and it gave him a lot of hype. I'm looking forward to seeing him get flattened. I think Stann is a lot better than Leben and I really doubt Bisping can survive the onslaught.

                                              What you guys think?
                                              Last edited by JamesKim; 09-10-12, 02:17 AM.
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                                              • DeFactoCrippler
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-30-12
                                                • 2603

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by JamesKim
                                                Pending 4 Team Parlay
                                                Pending 9/22/12 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1102 Joseph Benavidez -300* vs Demetrious Johnson
                                                Pending 9/15/12 9:30pm Props Fighting 294 Fight won't go 1:30 round 12 +160* vs Chavez Jr/Martinez goes 1:30 round 12
                                                Pending 9/22/12 11:30pm Props Fighting 1009 Jones wins inside distance -404* vs Not Jones inside distance
                                                Pending 9/29/12 11:00pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -530* vs Struve/Miocic goes 5 round distance

                                                edit: The reason why I'm so sold on Brian Stann is because Bisping showed he has a lot of trouble against fast strikers that can take one to give one. Especially a guy like that with power and can swarm you. Brian Stann will be relentless the whole fight and it will take just one mistake from Bisping to get his ass handed to him. I just think this is a dangerous and horrible matchup for Bisping. I also think Bisping is extremely overrated due to the Sonnen fight. That headbutt made a world of difference in the 1st round, Chael was clearly out of it in the 2nd round due to that butt. Flying headbutt from Bisping made the fight close and it gave him a lot of hype. I'm looking forward to seeing him get flattened. I think Stann is a lot better than Leben and I really doubt Bisping can survive the onslaught.

                                                What you guys think?
                                                I think your a phaget who has no clue about the fight game and has lost every bet he has made on here. But thats just my opinion. What nobody can deny is that you are a racist. All that shit you said about black people. Whats worse, Kim, is that you were lying about your own past. It seems that you Koreans are the "n1ggers" of East Asia. Japan considers you guys "genetically inferior" which is funny for a number of reasons.

                                                Lol the photos are proof. You were living in huts bronze age style up until 1910 when you were annexed by japan and civilized. Korea did absolutely nothing to further civilization, for focks sake they lived in huts up until 1910. Lol, at the pics with the pie faced korean broads with their hanging out. Fyi the pyramids were built by blacks long before the chinese civilisation even began, let alone 1910 when your grandparents learned how to write.

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