I've honestly never seen a tennis play better than this...

**SBR Lou** · 02-15-09, 11:46 AM

Dementieva holds, Mauresmo to serve at 54. Have to assume all borderline calls go the way of the crowd favorite and 2 time champion of this event, just the way it's gone so far, so Dementieva needs to win each point without any level of uncertainty.

She's clearly the better player here and should win, all the pressure in the world is on Mauresmo here and Elena will pounce on her.

**bettilimbroke999** · 02-15-09, 11:47 AM

Mauresmo may choke this one off theres still hope

**AgainstAllOdds** · 02-15-09, 11:47 AM

Are you ****ing nuts? You are the worst ever.

**daggerkobe** · 02-15-09, 11:49 AM

Another FadeL lock that sinks the forum.

Maulezmo!!!!!!

**SBR Lou** · 02-15-09, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by CrazyLou

this will be an affair where Mauresmo is broken at least 4 times,

This did happen, however the hometown girl got all the calls toward the end and the lack of a replay system did her in. Some real gratuitous reffing here.

**Doc JS** · 02-15-09, 11:52 AM

Maulesmo 6-4 in the third...

**jjgold** · 02-15-09, 11:52 AM

I gave this winner yesterday

Easy money

**daggerkobe** · 02-15-09, 11:52 AM

Does whineL ever lose with dignity? AlwaysL has excuse after excuse.

What about all those points Lezzy lost because the umps called balls in when they were clearly long? Even Dementieva was walking off the court knowing they were long.

**daggerkobe** · 02-15-09, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds

Are you ****ing nuts? You are the worst ever.

-50 unis in 8 month.

The best tennis capper alive.

**The Seer** · 02-15-09, 12:05 PM

If this is the best one he's seen, I'd hate to see the worst. Better luck next time.

**Tchocky** · 02-16-09, 01:51 AM

Don't feel too bad, Lou. I had Dementieva as well.

**tacomax** · 02-16-09, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by CrazyLou

Always bet on the hot chick laying the lumber, folks.

Thanks. I'll remember that. Unreal.

**reno cool** · 02-16-09, 02:15 AM

Here's a system for you ****s. Always bet on the ugliest crocodile when it comes to women's tennis.

**bettilimbroke999** · 02-16-09, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

Here's a system for you ****s. Always bet on the ugliest crocodile when it comes to women's tennis.

Truer words were never spoken, when a manly lookin beast walks on the court and is so unfeminine she makes your dick fall off bet your life savings shes gonna beat the 90 lb russian that makes u want to grab a bottle of KY everytime she bends over to receive a serve

**daggerkobe** · 02-16-09, 10:43 AM

I just hope he's kidding when he says to lay the lumber on the hot ones.

He said Ballack -700 was a lock.... LOST.
Put 20 units on Ballack.... LOST.
Put 5 units on Dementieva vs. Serena... LOST.
Dementieva over half-man, half-beat.... LOST.

Hot chicks are ruining him. Hope he really doesn't bet these horrible picks. Otherwise, he'd have to get a 2nd job.... maybe mofome will give him a mod job at EOG so he can payoff his CW losses.

**meganie** · 02-16-09, 02:44 PM

What does Ballack have to do with tennis? (Assuming you mean the soccer player)

**Tsoprano** · 02-16-09, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by reno cool

Here's a system for you ****s. Always bet on the ugliest crocodile when it comes to women's tennis.

EPIC

**mathdotcom** · 02-16-09, 02:49 PM

lol
I can't believe CrazyL gets votes for best tennis capper on the forum. He's got to have one of the worst tennis records on here. His Ana play is infamous, and was attacked by many, myself included, before the game started. Anyone laying -600 or more on a woman is a dumbass. Then these ridiculous write-ups about locks, especially at -180, that don't hit. It's unreal.

Always take the dog in women's tennis. Or better yet, stick to capping men, not little girls who have the mental stamina of a retard.

**bettilimbroke999** · 02-16-09, 05:53 PM

Women's tennis is impossible to cap, I agree most of the women tennis players seem to have the brain of a 8 yr old girl, of course no tellin what they could do to a cock in bed

but capping their ability to standup and deliver an athletic performance under pressure is impossible, the dog in women's tennis is pretty much always the right play, Dementieva looked like a fukin ballerina that whole match and Manlesbo simply overpowered her

**blittydeuce** · 02-16-09, 06:08 PM

**GoodOldTed** · 02-17-09, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

Here's a system for you ****s. Always bet on the ugliest crocodile when it comes to women's tennis.

Alternatively, you could just do the form and completely ignore what they look like.

**GoodOldTed** · 02-17-09, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Women's tennis is impossible to cap, I agree most of the women tennis players seem to have the brain of a 8 yr old girl, of course no tellin what they could do to a cock in bed

but capping their ability to standup and deliver an athletic performance under pressure is impossible, the dog in women's tennis is pretty much always the right play, Dementieva looked like a fukin ballerina that whole match and Manlesbo simply overpowered her

Rubbish. Any sport you put the time into will deliver rewards. The randomness of women's tennis is one of the X factors about it. Players like Szavay and Chakvetadze rise up to the top 20 and then fall apart because their game is all about confidence. They're fantastic players to bet against, particularly in-running when they are ahead, because it won't last long. The value is rarely found at the end of tournament, it's almost always in the first couple of rounds.

**daggerkobe** · 02-17-09, 11:54 AM

Yup. I made tons of money on womens tennis last year.

**tacomax** · 02-17-09, 09:54 PM

So the consensus is that there might have been a better tennis play than this?