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[EaglesPhan36]

WTA Stanford Doubles: Will-Muhammed +500

Absolutely no argument is there? Come watch your $25 to $50 burn [MAX out ] .... or burn fast.

[EaglesPhan36]

High roller Alert. Come to Butthead.

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7/26/13 11:39pm

$25.00

$125.00

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7/27/13 12:15am WTA Doubles Tennis 554 A.Muhammed/A.Will +500* vs D.Hantuchova/L.Raymond

[gators0708]

Shabazz Muhammed"s sister!

[ParlayininHTown]

What the hell. I'll go for it.

I'm not feeling this week at all. I never have enough time to degenerate it up when work keeps me this busy. I still have some crap to do for this guy who is up in your neck of the woods, EP.

I need some action, and this is pretty much my only choice. If I'm too repulsive to have the chance to burn my money on dates with women, I might as well lose it on a women's sporting event, right?
Andrew Jackson, say hello to your new home -- the sportsbook.

[PharaohUB]

lets get it!

$15.00

$75.00

Pending

7/27/13 12:15am WTA Doubles Tennis 554 A.Muhammed/A.Will +500* vs D.Hantuchova/L.Raymond

$20.00

$96.00

Pending

7/26/13 11:00pm WTA Tennis 502 Varvara Lepchenko +480* vs Agnieszka Radwanska

[EaglesPhan36]

In all seriousness, they might get frog stomped but the price is juiced thanks to the almighty MAX BETTOR for a combo that barely won their 1st rounder and hasn't teamed up this year prior to this tournament. The young'uns are a notch below as mostly ITF kids, but they have paired up plenty with good results and Will was/is a solid doubles player for Florida. So yeah, there's the whole Aaron Hernandez mojo. And this guy.

[ParlayininHTown]

In all seriousness, they might get frog stomped but the price is juiced thanks to the almighty MAX BETTOR for a combo that barely won their 1st rounder and hasn't teamed up this year prior to this tournament. The young'uns are a notch below as mostly ITF kids, but they have paired up plenty with good results and Will was/is a solid doubles player for Florida. So yeah, there's the whole Aaron Hernandez mojo. And this guy.

I like our chances if we have the Aaron Hernandez mojo. You know this team has killer instinct.

Going against Max Bettor is even better ... No pun intended. That's not really a pun anyway.

Max Bettor is a real piece of work. He just reloads and makes more massive wagers. Who does that guy think he is?

[EaglesPhan36]

It really went from -650 to -900 today. I mean who the fukk besides us crazy ass shits bet on WTA Doubles long shots late on a Friday? Max Bettor can bend over and take another one.

[PharaohUB]

looked promising for a minute there

[EaglesPhan36]

It was awesome for four games. Too bad they don't end there.


Never know, second set could be worse.

[EaglesPhan36]

Super breaker bitches. What else you want for +500?

[EaglesPhan36]

Four match points and they could not close.

[PharaohUB]

had 5 match points and blew it

[ParlayininHTown]

I missed the best and worst part because I passed out on the couch. It didn't cash, but I still say it was a good call EP.

Guess I was wrong about the killer instinct, though.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that jerk Max Bettor got away with laying way too much chalk. We'll get him next time.