Another thread full of terrible soccer/football/futbol picks …

[ParlayininHTown]

November 29, 2014
Play No. 4
English Premier League: Chelsea FC at Sunderland AFC -- OVER 2.5 (-120)
Losing $120.00

[ParlayininHTown]

November 29, 2014
Loser No. 5
Major League Soccer: New England Revolution ML (+103)
Losing $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

November 29, 2014
Loser No. 6
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 2 (Pumas de la UNAM leads 1-0 on aggregate): Pumas de la UNAM +1 (-140)
Losing $140.00



I think I'll tear up my clothes a little, make a sign that says "will work for a winning soccer bet" and head down to an intersection near the highway.

[cashin81]

was sure you would hit overs in the NYRB game, your bet is still live..

[ParlayininHTown]

November 29, 2014
Play No. 7
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 2 (Tied 1-1 on aggregate): CF Pachuca +0.5 (-110)
Losing $110.00



Come on, Carlos Slim. I need your help here.

[ParlayininHTown]

November 29, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Wellington Phoenix ML (+130)
Risking $100.00 to win $130.00

[cashin81]

Im worried thats my death counter.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 111-133-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,193.50




[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Central Coast Mariners at Newcastle Jets -- OVER 2.5 (+120)
Risking $100.00 to win $120.00

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
Play No. 2
English Premier League: Manchester City at Southampton FC -- DRAW (+253)
Risking $50.00 to win $126.50

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
Loser No. 3
English Premier League: Everton PK/DNB (+145)
Losing $100.00



Sorry if you backed Everton here, but you're definitely fukked now.

[chuda]

Sorry if you backed Everton here, but you're definitely fukked now.

i think you are heading for upward trend of late... let`s get this one..

[paco]

Dorthmound live x2 -170.

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
Loser No. 4
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 2 (Tied 1-1 on aggregate): Deportivo Toluca FC ML (+107)
Losing $100.00



Chiapas has lost one Liga MX match since the middle of August, and Toluca advances with a draw today, but I'm just so used to losing my soccer bets that I can't help but place a bet that I know will fail miserably. If you're on Toluca (Not sure why you would, though, TBH), I'd like to apologize for ensuring that your bet is a loser. Thankfully, my mushing days are coming to an end very soon.

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
Loser No. 5
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 2 (Club Atlas leads 1-0 on aggregate): CF Monterrey at Club Atlas -- OVER 2.5 (+110)
Losing $100.00



Party tonight at Estadio Jalisco

[ParlayininHTown]

November 30, 2014
Loser No. 6
Major League Soccer Western Conference final, leg 2 (L.A. Galaxy leads 1-0 on aggregate): L.A. Galaxy PK/DNB (+115)
Losing $100.00



Looking to make it an 0-for Sunday. Pound Seattle ML before it's too late.

[smithah2]

haha. i get where your coming from but im going for LA too. i think we got this one. I feel they definitely gonna make it thru. just a matter of if they gonna win this game. could go 0-0 or 2-1 and they thru. or 1-0 and they go to et/penalties. those are the situation we dont want!

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 111-139-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,743.50



[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

[ParlayininHTown]

December 1, 2014
Loser No. 1
La Liga: UD Almería PK/DNB (-135)
Losing $135.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 111-140-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,878.50




I am slumping so badly that even fading myself didn't work. Figures.

[smithah2]

this has been my luck as of late. I'm trying to switch it up and get a new system going. Maybe not in how i pick my picks but in how i place bets. I think a more disciplined approach might help me. As for you im not saying that for you, dont get me wrong im not saying you need to be more disciplined just ranting about myself. In fact your very disciplined in always keeping same amount bet each time.

Just wanted to say Im on your side of the fence right now, slumping isnt even a strong enough adjective for it. But lets keep it up, BOL, and itll turn around eventually for us!

[ParlayininHTown]

December 2, 2014
Loser No. 1
English Premier League: Stoke City at Manchester United -- BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE [YES] (-110)
Losing $110.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 112-140-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,778.50



[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

[ParlayininHTown]

December 3, 2014
Loser No. 1
A-League: Brisbane Roar at Western Sydney Wanderers -- BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE [YES] (-115)
Losing $115.00

[ParlayininHTown]

December 3, 2014
Loser No. 2
English Premier League: Arsenal ML (-118)
Losing $118.00

[Vaughany]

Solid play me thinks, Southampton looked like shiit last couple games and I believe Schneiderlin is still injured. Arsenal more solid at back now with Koscielny back.

[paco]

December 3, 2014
Loser No. 2
English Premier League: Arsenal ML (-118)
Losing $118.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 113-141-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,793.50



[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

[ParlayininHTown]

December 4, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Perth Glory at Sydney FC -- DRAW (+240)
Losing $50.00

[ParlayininHTown]

December 4, 2014
Loser No. 2
Copa del Rey round of 32, leg 1: Valencia CF at Rayo Vallecano de Madrid -- OVER 2.5 (-114)
Losing $114.00

[beefcake]

To quote Jimmy V..."Don't give up, don't ever give up...."

[ParlayininHTown]

December 4, 2014
Play No. 3
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla semifinales, leg 1: Tigres de la UANL at Deportivo Toluca FC -- OVER 2 (-109)
Losing $109.00

[ParlayininHTown]

December 4, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla semifinales, leg 1: CF Monterrey PK/DNB (+105)
Losing $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 114-144-25

TOTAL LOSS: -$2,952.50



[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

[ParlayininHTown]

December 5, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Melbourne Victory ML (+103)
Losing $100.00