Another thread full of terrible soccer/football/futbol picks …

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-22-14, 05:23 PM

November 22, 2014
Play No. 4
Liga MX: Puebla FC ML (+191)
Losing $100.00

Kind of counting on you here, Carlos Slim ... Don't let me down AGAIN.

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-22-14, 06:33 PM

I have a sneaking suspicion that Puebla's goalie made himself a lot of money before this match ...

**cashin81** · 11-22-14, 06:35 PM

chanage ure status!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-22-14, 07:38 PM

November 22, 2014
Play No. 5
Liga MX: Leones Negros de la Universidad de Guadalajara PK/DNB (+105)
Risking $100.00 to win $105.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-22-14, 08:55 PM

November 22, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Liga MX: Querétaro FC at Jaguares de Chiapas -- OVER 2.5 (+115)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-22-14, 11:58 PM

RECORD: 102-117-23

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,576.50

[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-23-14, 12:02 AM

November 23, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Central Coast Mariners PK/DNB (+140)
Losing $100.00

Play No. 2
English Premier League: Liverpool FC at Crystal Palace -- BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE [YES] (-120)
Losing $120.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-23-14, 10:28 AM

November 23, 2014
Play No. 3
English Premier League: Tottenham Hotspur at Hull City -- OVER 2.5 (-107)
Losing $107.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-23-14, 11:16 AM

November 23, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer Eastern Conference final, leg 1: New England Revolution at New York Red Bulls -- OVER 2.5 (-143)
Losing $143.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-23-14, 04:14 PM

November 23, 2014
Play No. 5
Major League Soccer Western Conference final, leg 1: Seattle Sounders at L.A. Galaxy -- DRAW (+285)
Losing $50.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-23-14, 07:21 PM

RECORD: 105-119-23

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,426.50

[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-24-14, 11:43 AM

November 24, 2014
Play No. 1
English Premier League: Southampton FC -1 (+130)
Losing $100.00

**mrlif1** · 11-24-14, 01:10 PM

so the 'sexless drought count' ended because you got laid right?

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-24-14, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by mrlif1

so the 'sexless drought count' ended because you got laid right?

No, Mrlif. Unfortunately, this is the 2,877th consecutive day without sex.

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-24-14, 08:16 PM

RECORD: 105-120-23

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,526.50

[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-25-14, 01:47 AM

November 25, 2014
Loser No. 1
UEFA Champions League: FC Porto -1 (+100)
Losing $100.00

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-25-14, 02:03 AM

TAILING HEAVY PARLAYOING!!!!g

**cashin81** · 11-25-14, 10:50 AM

pht take the death counter away.
you won 2 trivia badges in one month!!!!!

**blstrick5** · 11-25-14, 11:31 AM

I'm on this too. 2-0 Porto.

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-25-14, 02:02 PM

November 25, 2014
Play No. 2
UEFA Champions League: Bayern Munich at Manchester City -- OVER 3.5 (+165)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-25-14, 09:50 PM

RECORD: 107-120-23

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,261.50

[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-26-14, 11:05 AM

November 26, 2014
Play No. 1
UEFA Champions League: SL Benfica ML (+285)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-26-14, 02:02 PM

November 26, 2014
Loser No. 2
UEFA Champions League: Real Madrid at FC Basel -- OVER 3.5 (+105)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-26-14, 06:07 PM

November 26, 2014
Loser No. 3
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 1: CF Pachuca PK/DNB (-127)
Losing $127.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-26-14, 09:56 PM

November 26, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 1: Club América at Pumas de la UNAM -- OVER 2.5 (+122)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-26-14, 11:00 PM

Hugo Ayala

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-27-14, 12:37 AM

RECORD: 107-123-24

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,561.50

[Filler content to keep my record in all caps]

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-27-14, 11:12 AM

November 27, 2014 (Happy Turkey Day to my fellow yanks)
Loser No. 1
UEFA Europa League: FC Krasnodar ML (+110)
Losing $100.00

Loser No. 2
UEFA Europa League: VfL Wolfsburg ML (-143)
Losing $143.00

Loser No. 3
UEFA Europa League: Torino FC ML (+125)
Losing $100.00

Loser No. 4
UEFA Europa League: Borussia VfL 1900 Mönchengladbach at Villarreal CF -- OVER 2.5 (-124)
Losing $124.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-27-14, 06:37 PM

November 27, 2014
Play No. 5
Liga MX Apertura Liguilla cuartos de final, leg 1: Club Atlas at CF Monterrey -- OVER 2.5 (+130)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-28-14, 02:52 AM

RECORD: 108-127-24

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,904.50

Shouldn't be too difficult to reach -$5,000 before Christmas Eve ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-28-14, 02:58 AM

November 28, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Adelaide United at Melbourne Victory -- DRAW (+243)
Losing $50.00

I should just throw an entire unit on this so I can burn more money, but I can't trust myself to stay up until this one is complete. Anyway, I'd stay the hell away from the draw on this one (for obvious reasons) if you want to win.

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-28-14, 01:09 PM

November 28, 2014
Loser No. 2
La Liga: Elche CF at Real Sociedad -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
Losing $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-28-14, 07:06 PM

RECORD: 109-128-24

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,854.50

I think Mr. Moyes will definitely enjoy having Carlos Vela's services at his disposal ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-28-14, 11:19 PM

November 29, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
A-League: Perth Glory at Brisbane Roar -- OVER 2.5 (-109)
Losing $109.00

Play No. 2
English Premier League: Arsenal at West Bromwich Albion -- BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE [YES] (-140)
Losing $140.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-29-14, 09:12 AM

November 29, 2014
Loser No. 3
English Premier League: Crystal Palace at Swansea City -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
Losing $100.00