SBR's Biggest Rooster Contest: Anybody down???

Smoke · 05-07-12, 10:19 PM

Wow you just created JJ's wet dream

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Wow you just created JJ's wet dream

Smoke, you down?

JJ wont enter the contest.

2.5"?

Chi_archie · 05-07-12, 10:24 PM

I LOVE this idea!!!!!!

problem is Stevek173 got like a 2 week ban for posting 1 inch of his nut sack skin.

if you want, you guys can email them to me... I'll judge them and let the forum know who the "winner" is.

UntilTheNDofTimE · 05-07-12, 10:25 PM

Haha. If only we can have a exposed vagina contest.

spankie · 05-07-12, 10:27 PM

mods move this fantasy football.

Opie needs some practice.

ROFLcopter · 05-07-12, 10:27 PM

Why are there so many homos here at SBR?

Are you guys THAT sexually repressed?

We have grown men that call another poster "Daddy" and now this shit

Lots of sexual tension here

All of you are in your own sexual prison. Don't drop the soap. Or maybe you will on purpose.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I LOVE this idea!!!!!!

problem is Stevek173 got like a 2 week ban for posting 1 inch of his nut sack skin.

if you want, you guys can email them to me... I'll judge them and let the forum know who the "winner" is.

Chi, you have to decide if it is a risk worth taking.

Ban vs. 100's of sbr points

what concerns me though is that you want to be the judge?

The Giant · 05-07-12, 10:29 PM

No way I'm participating, but I'm more than happy to be a judge.

Closely inspecting each phallus will be my pleasure.

opie1988 · 05-07-12, 10:30 PM

I'm in.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

No way I'm participating, but I'm more than happy to be a judge.

Closely inspecting each phallus will be my pleasure.

wtf???

big joe 1212 · 05-07-12, 10:32 PM

I can't believe you want to see each others koks

Chi_archie · 05-07-12, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

No way I'm participating, but I'm more than happy to be a judge.

Closely inspecting each phallus will be my pleasure.

hey man I got dibs on scrutinizing all these guys kawks already!

my rooster is on full display over at gamelive.kahm for all to see, in its 9 1/4 inches of glory.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

I can't believe you want to see each others koks

Big Joe, What does the "big" in 'Big Joe' refer to???

You might not be allowed to join this contest. We will have to take a vote on you too.

crustyme · 05-07-12, 10:35 PM

when did this place turn into the blue oyster?

Brock Landers · 05-07-12, 10:38 PM

homo stuff

The Giant · 05-07-12, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

hey man I got dibs on scrutinizing all these guys kawks already!

my rooster is on full display over at gamelive.kahm for all to see, in its 9 1/4 inches of glory.

I really don't see why there can't be two judges. Maybe even three.

This would be a huge groundbreaking event. An epic battle of dongs.

I plan on getting as close to the screen as humanly possible as I inspect these erect monsters. I'm really hoping SBR has a lot of black members. God, this is so exciting.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by crustyme

when did this place turn into the blue oyster?

Crustyme, are you down?

You can always say "no homo" after posting pics, you know?

Chi_archie · 05-07-12, 10:40 PM

good point Giant...

Pm your phone number, we can judge together and talk about all the veiny rigid tumescent gambling hot rods on display together

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I really don't see why there can't be two judges. Maybe even three.

This would be a huge groundbreaking event. An epic battle of dongs.

I plan on getting as close to the screen as humanly possible as I inspect these erect monsters. I'm really hoping SBR has a lot of black members. God, this is so exciting.

Giant, we do not need judges. Did you not read the rules??? You have to take a picture of your rooster on a ruler.

Tape measure is fine too. Anything that shows inches.

William Walters · 05-07-12, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I LOVE this idea!!!!!!

problem is Stevek173 got like a 2 week ban for posting 1 inch of his nut sack skin.

if you want, you guys can email them to me... I'll judge them and let the forum know who the "winner" is.

How can stevek get a two week ban for showing some sack skin yet JJ can post videos of his bare ass and close up shots of his entire rooster?

PickWinnerAllDay · 05-07-12, 10:44 PM

Id join but only if the rules were modified. This contest sounds like longest rooster to me. I can guarantee a girl prefers a 7 incher that is 6 inches in girth over a 10 incher that is 5 in girth. Should make it total cubic volume. Lol.

Chi_archie · 05-07-12, 10:45 PM

its JJ

I got a week or so ban for showing some still shots of JJ's rooster being flashed in a video from a few years back...

The Giant · 05-07-12, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Giant, we do not need judges. Did you not read the rules??? You have to take a picture of your rooster on a ruler.

Tape measure is fine too. Anything that shows inches.

Diggity, of course I read the rules. However, you know that when degenerate gamblers are involved in a contest there is always a chance of cheating and manipulation. This is just how things work in the gambling world.

I have no doubt that some of these small-weinered dudes will attempt to post fraudulent pictures, and even try to start the measuring process of the ruler as far back as their asshole.

This is why Chi_archie and I will be judging the pictures together, over the phone, with our pants down.

Please respect the judging process. I can't believe how easily you can be deceived.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Diggity, of course I read the rules. However, you know that when degenerate gamblers are involved in a contest there is always a chance of cheating and manipulation. This is just how things work in the gambling world.

I have no doubt that some of these small-weinered dudes will attempt to post fraudulent pictures, and even try to start the measuring process of the ruler as far back as their asshole.

This is why Chi_archie and I will be judging the pictures together, over the phone, with our pants down.

Please respect the judging process. I can't believe how easily you can be deceived.

As far back as their asshole. haha that made me lol.

OK, maybe a judge or two can be a consideration.

One thing we know is that there wont be any cheating with guys trying to post other guys' roosters because you have to write sbr on across it.

GUMMO77 · 05-07-12, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Diggity, of course I read the rules. However, you know that when degenerate gamblers are involved in a contest there is always a chance of cheating and manipulation. This is just how things work in the gambling world.

I have no doubt that some of these small-weinered dudes will attempt to post fraudulent pictures, and even try to start the measuring process of the ruler as far back as their asshole.

This is why Chi_archie and I will be judging the pictures together, over the phone, with our pants down.

Please respect the judging process. I can't believe how easily you can be deceived.

Why do the judging over the phone when you can do it on SKYPE, record it, and sell the video on EBAY under "precious jewels".

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

Id join but only if the rules were modified. This contest sounds like longest rooster to me. I can guarantee a girl prefers a 7 incher that is 6 inches in girth over a 10 incher that is 5 in girth. Should make it total cubic volume. Lol.

PickWinners, the rules are set.

If you want to start a "fatest Rooster" contest after this contest is over, feel free to do so.

PickWinnerAllDay · 05-07-12, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

PickWinners, the rules are set.

If you want to start a "fatest Rooster" contest after this contest is over, feel free to do so.

Lol will do.

big joe 1212 · 05-07-12, 11:00 PM

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTvzAMYWtdUIhYVAOEOYb96uoRNSBndAANyZCl6yn2AEdSf7wFhw

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...6yn2AEdSf7wFhw

Big Joe, is that you? What are you smoking?

InTheDrink · 05-07-12, 11:11 PM

Doogy Diggy dapper I would like to be a judge as well

But I think I can win to thing so I would like to be the first ever judge-participant in the sbr rooster championship (sbrrc).

What do you think pal?

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-07-12, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

Doogy Diggy dapper I would like to be a judge as well

But I think I can win to thing so I would like to be the first ever judge-participant in the sbr rooster championship (sbrrc).

What do you think pal?

Drink, no-can-dooo. You are either a judge or a participant. You cant be both, you have to choose.

InTheDrink · 05-07-12, 11:17 PM

Fuk

Ok I need more info

Are we measuring hard, flaccid or both? I'm like a fukkin rock right now.

Chi_archie · 05-07-12, 11:39 PM

update:

crustyme sent a pic to my pm box. He said he didn't have a ruler or a marker

it has a sign in the picture saying SBR!!!!! in pencil and the penis has 10 quarters and a dime running from the belly down the shaft to the head. I'm not sure how he got them to stick, because i'd estimate it is jutting out at a steep angle. maybe a 45 degree angle between the midsection and the top of his and the head???

sending it over to you Giant

PickWinnerAllDay · 05-07-12, 11:49 PM

Crustyme? You mean 2 quarters and a canadian penny.