[JimmysEgo]

I've had a devils three way where I ****** the dudes broad but she blew him while I was Hitting it and then blew me while he was hitting it, as long as the bro doesn't touch you so what if he gets involved your still gettin it in! And if you hit it right she's gonna want you again, maybe at work!

but his dick germs are in her mouth and then her mouth is on your dick. you got his dick germs on your dick.

[yisman]

Hot asian chick? Doesn't everyone here realize what 5-5 165 looks like. When you're 5-5 carrying 165 pounds is not hot, especially for a girl. That's ******* disgusting.

My thoughts.

[jjgold]

looking back on it JJ, would you have stayed?

Nah.................actually more and more not into sex

I am trying to get in domination now and going to dungeons and being controlled

[ryanspeer2001]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

Post of the decade.

[VegasInsider]

another classic post to brighten my day..

[cankid]

wow nice story jj, lol, run jj run!!!

[bradthebloke]

i had this happen one time. this womans husband couldnt get it up as he was in a wheelchair from an injury in nam. she asked if i could come over and she would blow me while he watched. I knew no gay shit was gonna happen because he was wheeling around the room to get a better angle on his wife. it was going well but the squeaks from the chair and his location getting closer and closer to watch us got me limp. I apologized and left.

[pavyracer]

another classic post to brighten my day..

You like listening to stories about men performing butt sex on men?

[str]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

[matelionis]

Go for it, the absolute worst that can happen is you have a little homo sex, its probably gonna happen sooner or later anyway

I spit beer thru my nose.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I think 5'5" 165 is Maurice Jones-Drew size from the Jaquars....nice

[JMobile]

That's it, after reading JJ's "E-True Hollywood stories", I have read it all.

[GettingScrilla]

LMAO JJ gold you are a fool...stick it in a little, dog as soon as dude laid a hand on me i woulda been out of there...U had to have a dudes rooster hit a "tendon" for you to move...

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[hawk 5]

Funny sht

[GettingScrilla]

That picture takes the cake...I dont even know JJ all that well...new to gambling forum...But confirmed what i thought...he is a fagot

[infamousbacardi]

Hot asian chick? Doesn't everyone here realize what 5-5 165 looks like. When you're 5-5 carrying 165 pounds is not hot, especially for a girl. That's ******* disgusting. Funny story though.

lmao!! 5'5" 165. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. TOo good JJ. Too funny

[RubberKettle]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

omg

[onemoregoal]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

we got that JJ.

[timbaland99]

So, since it was an Asian girl, do you think she thought your 2.5" rooster was huge, JJ?

[nyplayer33]

stay away

[Cuse0323]

[Seaweed]

Funniest JJ post I have read on SBR

[bigballa]

but his dick germs are in her mouth and then her mouth is on your dick. you got his dick germs on your dick.

nah he got the good end of it....would rather bang her first than let the husband in there first......

[packerd_00]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

This smacks of Seaweed

[Spanks]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

are you fn serious??? You let a dude put his head inside you???

[chipper]

Too funny... how did I miss this thread back in 2011?!?

[MUHerd37]

This is why we need the old JJ back. New JJ sucks ass.

[wikkidinsane]

That mofo said tendon. lmfao

[Big Bear]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

wtf

[mcdonae101]

Still don't get how a girl 5-5, 165 could b considered hot

[Swinging Johnson]

Still don't get how a girl 5-5, 165 could b considered hot

Me thinks you miss the nuances that make JJ Gold so sublime.

[Chi_archie]

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

was at gym this morning and heard guy on indoor track talking to another guy as I walked past to get to the bicycle area.

heard him say

"when I run under 8 minute pace, it burns in a tendon in my ass"


made me think of this classic JJ post. glad its still here

also a good lesson to some saloon posters, that if you want to tell stories about your sex life in the old days.

don't try to impress a group of weirdo degen lonely dudes on a puter

make us laugh and feel sorry for you, you might get the ten nomination SBR bonus points