Trying out for local arena football team in february

[ttwarrior1]

oh yeh, trying out for the evansville rage

evansvillerage.com

I might not be able to play with my schedule of having to take care of sick relatives and some other things, But i will try out and i will make the team.

Might even try out for fullback and tight end at 39 years old and 350 pounds. I will be the strongest and fastest d and o lineman there and I guarantee it.

Start some serious training in a couple weeks. Can't wait to dominate with a partially broken hip, injured wrists, no sleep, and to blow by people.

Can't wait for all my friends and guys at the gym and forum members to want me to fail. Nobody wants me to try out. I know the real reason they don't want me too and that motivates me even more. I need to get some supplements somehow for my lifting and cardio. If i fail, so be it. I know i won't.


I hope me or someone else will make some vids of me trying out, etc

[doublej95]

[William Walters]

[dfberger23]

[zsr]

Awesome. Please post vids

[MartinBlank]

[zsr]

Are you seriously 39? And you post here all day and all night? Wow

[ACoochy]

This has the potential to be a epic thread...

[jjgold]

Stop!!!!!

Your fukking killing me

[zsr]

Stop!!!!!

Your fukking killing me

[Bcatswin]

If this isnt a gimmick this will be fuking hilarious

[Cuse4tw]

do u see what tebows doing in denver...revolutionize the arena game and be a fat **** wildcat qb

[zsr]

do u see what tebows doing in denver...revolutionize the arena game and be a fat **** wildcat qb

Almost fell out of my chair

[TexansFan]

Dude hits a tennis ball off a wall and now he's ready for football.

[bb_skoots]

This has the potential to be a epic thread...

If this isnt a gimmick this will be fuking hilarious

god I hope its real.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Pretty sad the stuff this guy posts for attention. And the attention he seeks is for people to make fun of him. It's sad

[beerman2619]

good luck Warrior not sure what else to say for now.

[freeVICK]

[blackbeSSt]

Maybe the evansville fatfukks

[ebbearsfb1]

before i clicked in here i thought it would be a brahama bull thread

[TexansFan]

I doubt he would make the team for that lingerie league.

[Landscaper]

Bobby Buchea

[ZetaPsi808]

posting in this thread before it gets to be 300 replies long.

[crustyme]

[ttwarrior1]

actually there should be more older than younger people posting. younger people should be out trying to make something of their lives instead of being on forums. I plan on being here to 90 years old and still watching jj gold vids.

[wtf]

[ttwarrior1]

Not sure what's so funny, but thanks for the support. Uh , never mind there is no support. Maybe sbr can even be a sponsor

[griz]

Pretty sad the stuff this guy posts for attention. And the attention he seeks is for people to make fun of him. It's sad

not as sad as you trying to get us to buy your whore mother flowers for your dead dad

[PAULYPOKER]

Good for you TT

[freeVICK]

dude, you would be the last guy SBR would sponser for anything in life

[freeVICK]

actually i take that back, maybe a gravy chugging contest or something of that nature

[Dirty Sanchez]

What...are they looking for Halftime freakshow participants?

[caseyman011]

Might even try out for fullback and tight end at 39 years old and 350 pounds. I will be the strongest and fastest d and o lineman there and I guarantee it.

Fastest to the O² machine, maybe...

[freeVICK]

What...are they looking for halftime freakshow participants?

they need TT for the halftime sumo match. Arena league can only afford 1 fat suit

[nosniboR11]

duece is going to be pissed that SBR let you post a picture of him