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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #421
    you say "delusional creep" like it's a bad thing......

    reminds me of one of my favorite songs.....

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    • Swinging Johnson
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-12-09
      • 7604

      #422
      Originally posted by chargers4222
      oh he's quite shamed. i'm not letting it go because he tried to play it off. i'll never let it go. he's a delusional creep and people deserve to know
      Whatever spins your wheels or gets you through the night, man.
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #423
        he thought he could fool us
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #424
          NEVER TRY to fool a forum full of over 1,000 no gettin' laid overweight jerkoffs by putting up photos of some old porno, new porno, or any porno, and try to pass it off as your woman..... FOR NO MATTER how obscure you may think the photo or video is, one of us degenerate porn addicts will have seen it, remember it, and have rubbed one out to it, and you will be outed....

          if he had put up a plagiarized thesis from some Harvard scholar, on the other hand, we'd all think he was a f'n genius til the day he died; as there'd be no way in hell he'd be outed....
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          • lolz_69
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 07-03-16
            • 664

            #425
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            NEVER TRY to fool a forum full of over 1,000 no gettin' laid overweight jerkoffs by putting up photos of some old porno, new porno, or any porno, and try to pass it off as your woman..... FOR NO MATTER how obscure you may think the photo or video is, one of us degenerate porn addicts will have seen it, remember it, and have rubbed one out to it, and you will be outed....

            if he had put up a plagiarized thesis from some Harvard scholar, on the other hand, we'd all think he was a f'n genius til the day he died; as there'd be no way in hell he'd be outed....

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            • chargers4222
              SBR MVP
              • 01-16-10
              • 4702

              #426
              your bi-monthly reminder that Pavy is truly a creep of epic proportions #neverforget
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              • greenhippo
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-15-12
                • 9091

                #427
                How is this thread only 13 pages, this had an epic takeoff.
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                • chargers4222
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-16-10
                  • 4702

                  #428
                  Originally posted by greenhippo
                  How is this thread only 13 pages, this had an epic takeoff.
                  It's amazing to me that people didn't care more. Maybe if the original picture was still there then people would realize what type of person this creep really is and just ignore him on the boards.
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                  • gauchojake
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-17-10
                    • 34109

                    #429
                    Originally posted by chargers4222
                    It's amazing to me that people didn't care more. Maybe if the original picture was still there then people would realize what type of person this creep really is and just ignore him on the boards.
                    Pavy is one of the greatest capers on the board
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                    • chargers4222
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-16-10
                      • 4702

                      #430
                      Originally posted by greenhippo
                      Thread will no doubt have posts in it until there is no more internet.
                      You are correct, sir. You are correct.

                      Did Pavy stop posting completely? I will bump this thread periodically until SBR ceases to exist, but if Pavy does not post for a full calendar year, I will let it die gracefully.

                      If this is indeed the last time I bump this infamous thread, I would like it to be known that this is not only the biggest burial in the history of SBR, but of the internet itself.

                      For all you kids out there, this was when reverse image search tools were virtually unknown to the masses. You basically had to have connections in the dark web to access such technology.

                      But alas, a vigilant SBR poster introduced us all to reverse image search on this fateful day.

                      Our friend Pavy thought he would play Pretend Land on the internet, attempting to convince total and complete strangers of his imaginary sexual escapades.

                      It did not end well for him.

                      I will not provide a full recap or summary. There is so much nuance involved here that a mere recap simply would not do it justice.

                      The pictures may be gone, and the thread may be too long to read in full, but the memories are forever.

                      Ah, yes, the art of the burial. Deep, deep down in the ground. The stale fragrance of decomposing larvae and dry soil emanating throughout your nostrils.

                      A true organic burial like this is something to behold, my friends. Soak it in. Breathe it in. Smell it. Taste it. For we may never see one like this ever again.
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                      • Swinging Johnson
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-12-09
                        • 7604

                        #431
                        Originally posted by chargers4222
                        You are correct, sir. You are correct.

                        Did Pavy stop posting completely? I will bump this thread periodically until SBR ceases to exist, but if Pavy does not post for a full calendar year, I will let it die gracefully.

                        If this is indeed the last time I bump this infamous thread, I would like it to be known that this is not only the biggest burial in the history of SBR, but of the internet itself.

                        For all you kids out there, this was when reverse image search tools were virtually unknown to the masses. You basically had to have connections in the dark web to access such technology.

                        But alas, a vigilant SBR poster introduced us all to reverse image search on this fateful day.

                        Our friend Pavy thought he would play Pretend Land on the internet, attempting to convince total and complete strangers of his imaginary sexual escapades.

                        It did not end well for him.

                        I will not provide a full recap or summary. There is so much nuance involved here that a mere recap simply would not do it justice.

                        The pictures may be gone, and the thread may be too long to read in full, but the memories are forever.

                        Ah, yes, the art of the burial. Deep, deep down in the ground. The stale fragrance of decomposing larvae and dry soil emanating throughout your nostrils.

                        A true organic burial like this is something to behold, my friends. Soak it in. Breathe it in. Smell it. Taste it. For we may never see one like this ever again.
                        Why do you care so much? It's creepy.
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                        • Swinging Johnson
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-12-09
                          • 7604

                          #432
                          Wait until Chargers finds out I'm a 44 year old woman from Peoria who adores pottery and crafts.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #433
                            for what it's worth, this, along with dumbass weeder posting that photo of himself to get back on sbr, are the two most epic fails in SBR history......

                            paver's is technically the worst fail, but weeder's photo is, in today's lingo, "unhinged,"
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                            • chargers4222
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-16-10
                              • 4702

                              #434
                              Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                              Why do you care so much? It's creepy.
                              Because it's funny to me. He tried to call my bluff when I told him I would never let this go, and I am a man of my word. But like I said, if Pavy is indeed gone, then this thread can now gracefully fade into oblivion.
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                              • 7deuceoff$uit
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-08-16
                                • 2211

                                #435
                                Stumbling upon this for the 1st time. Can someone provide some cliffs? Thx
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                                • chargers4222
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-16-10
                                  • 4702

                                  #436
                                  Originally posted by 7deuceoff$uit
                                  Stumbling upon this for the 1st time. Can someone provide some cliffs? Thx
                                  Pavy was seeking validation from strangers on the internet, so he found an obscure photo of a MILF porn star with a load on here chest and condescendingly titled the post, "Would you bang this cougar?", knowing full well that oblivious posters would reply, "Of course Pavy, she's smoking hot, congrats on your epic catch brother!"

                                  He posted this picture along with a very detailed backstory about how this woman's husband was overseas. You see, Pavy can only bang this woman when "hubby is overseas," and he managed to discreetly take this picture immediately after blowing a load on her chest. Of course, "she would kill him if she found out he took this picture," so everyone on this very public gambling forum was sworn to secrecy.

                                  A couple days later, a poster did a reverse image search on this picture. Pavy, much like myself and most other people in 2011, had no idea reverse image search tools existed. Lo and behold, Pavy found this picture on a porn website (shocker!), and claimed it to be a real-life encounter.

                                  Even after being caught red-handed and utterly embarrassed, he tried to keep up with the lie. Eventually, the evidence was so overbearing that Pavy tried to play it off as if he was joking the entire time. His responses became more outlandish, in hopes that posters would reply saying, "Ha, I knew you were pulling our leg Pavy, good one brother!!!".

                                  This behavior did not help his cause. The cringe was palpable. Eventually (I believe through PM), Pavy told me to knock it off. If this had happened today then I probably would have, but college boy chargers4222 was not going to "knock off" jack shit. He had his chance to admit it was a weird and delusional lie when he was caught, but he did not. He exacerbated the situation, and was unprepared for the consequences.

                                  When I did not "knock it off," Pavy tried to play the "cool guy," claiming that the thread would eventually die and be forgotten, and posters will still like him anyway. I disagreed, accepted his challenge, and have been bumping this pathetic and delusional attempt at impressing strangers on the internet for the past 6 years.

                                  The latter half of this thread consists of posters attesting to the fact that Pavy simply will not talk about this incident because of the humiliation he endured. They would ask him about it in the poker chats and he would change the subject, or just not respond at all.

                                  He knows what he did. He knows he was not joking. We all knew at the time that he was not joking.

                                  It's unfortunate that all of the images have been removed, and many of the posts have been edited. This would give you tremendous context into what is truly the greatest burial in the history of the world wide web.
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                                  • chargers4222
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-16-10
                                    • 4702

                                    #437
                                    Originally posted by robmpink
                                    Well, we are all the idiots. This is what he said when I questioned wolfman about it.

                                    To determine how stupid the posters there are I posted a picture of a woman wearing two pearl necklaces asking if they thought she was hot. I think out of the 100 people who posted in that thread only one realized she was wearing 2 pearl necklaces. And I posted it in the appropriate goofy forum. Some people do not realize how stupid they are when they read a thread.

                                    We are the fools. It was only meant to be a field study of some sort.


                                    Sure bigfoot.
                                    This is the type of Andy Kaufman-esque scheme that Pavy tried to convince people he was engaging in after the evidence became too much to ignore.

                                    "Social Experiment Pavy," that's what they call him at the Mensa meetings.
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                                    • JMobile
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-21-10
                                      • 19074

                                      #438
                                      Where's the Pavy video when he was calling out JJ.
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                                      • mpaschal34
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-13
                                        • 12087

                                        #439
                                        Top 3 disaster on SBR of all-time.
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                                        • stevek173
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598

                                          #440
                                          That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

                                          RIP BITER
                                          I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
                                          I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha
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                                          • HurryUpAndDrink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-23-13
                                            • 13017

                                            #441
                                            Originally posted by stevek173
                                            That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

                                            RIP BITER
                                            I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
                                            I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha
                                            You are drinking this weekend???

                                            NICE... PLEASE PLEASE GO DRINK AND DRIVING
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #442
                                              Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                              GO DRINK AND DRIVING
                                              Reported for improper grammar.

                                              I mean come on, that's just rude to everyone.
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                                              • Believe_EMT
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 03-31-19
                                                • 508

                                                #443
                                                Originally posted by JMobile
                                                Where's the Pavy video when he was calling out JJ.
                                                can we uncover the video of jj searching for bread and robin with his rooster flailing about

                                                top cringe worthy moment on SBR
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                                                • pablo222
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-03-19
                                                  • 8858

                                                  #444
                                                  Chargers was slacking in his life mission. Others have stepped up.
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                                                  • OldschoolGambler
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 09-30-13
                                                    • 402

                                                    #445
                                                    Dude is not the only wanna be on here, plenty of air bettors also
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                                                    • Itsamazing777
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-14-12
                                                      • 12602

                                                      #446
                                                      Lol
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                                                      • mpaschal34
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-04-13
                                                        • 12087

                                                        #447
                                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                                        That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

                                                        RIP BITER
                                                        I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
                                                        I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha

                                                        so is it official that biteme has gone to that poker table in the big sky? if so, RIP my friend.
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                                                        • RudyRuetigger
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 08-24-10
                                                          • 65084

                                                          #448
                                                          im thinking pavy actually planned this
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                                                          • louisvillekid
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-14-07
                                                            • 9262

                                                            #449
                                                            Pavy started a thread on 8-27-11, sbr i assume edits the pic on 5-13-14, and for whatever reason the thread is still going.
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #450
                                                              Originally posted by louisvillekid
                                                              Pavy started a thread on 8-27-11, sbr i assume edits the pic on 5-13-14, and for whatever reason the thread is still going.
                                                              HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THREAD IN SBR HISTORY..........

                                                              In the EPIC FAIL category
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                                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-24-10
                                                                • 65084

                                                                #451
                                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THREAD IN SBR HISTORY..........

                                                                In the EPIC FAIL category
                                                                i guess you missed the sbr ads thread
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                                                                • lakerboy
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-02-09
                                                                  • 94379

                                                                  #452
                                                                  Lmao
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                                                                  • pimike
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-23-08
                                                                    • 37139

                                                                    #453
                                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                    ..........



                                                                    Not sure...???

                                                                    Can’t see her.


                                                                    Post again Pavy
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                                                                    • gauchojake
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                                      • 34109

                                                                      #454
                                                                      Lol

                                                                      This one, side loaded, and the nysportsguy pansie hubby thread... So cringe worthy
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                                                                      • BeatTheJerk
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 08-19-07
                                                                        • 31794

                                                                        #455
                                                                        Originally posted by chargers4222
                                                                        Pavy was seeking validation from strangers on the internet, so he found an obscure photo of a MILF porn star with a load on here chest and condescendingly titled the post, "Would you bang this cougar?", knowing full well that oblivious posters would reply, "Of course Pavy, she's smoking hot, congrats on your epic catch brother!"

                                                                        He posted this picture along with a very detailed backstory about how this woman's husband was overseas. You see, Pavy can only bang this woman when "hubby is overseas," and he managed to discreetly take this picture immediately after blowing a load on her chest. Of course, "she would kill him if she found out he took this picture," so everyone on this very public gambling forum was sworn to secrecy.

                                                                        A couple days later, a poster did a reverse image search on this picture. Pavy, much like myself and most other people in 2011, had no idea reverse image search tools existed. Lo and behold, Pavy found this picture on a porn website (shocker!), and claimed it to be a real-life encounter.

                                                                        Even after being caught red-handed and utterly embarrassed, he tried to keep up with the lie. Eventually, the evidence was so overbearing that Pavy tried to play it off as if he was joking the entire time. His responses became more outlandish, in hopes that posters would reply saying, "Ha, I knew you were pulling our leg Pavy, good one brother!!!".

                                                                        This behavior did not help his cause. The cringe was palpable. Eventually (I believe through PM), Pavy told me to knock it off. If this had happened today then I probably would have, but college boy chargers4222 was not going to "knock off" jack shit. He had his chance to admit it was a weird and delusional lie when he was caught, but he did not. He exacerbated the situation, and was unprepared for the consequences.

                                                                        When I did not "knock it off," Pavy tried to play the "cool guy," claiming that the thread would eventually die and be forgotten, and posters will still like him anyway. I disagreed, accepted his challenge, and have been bumping this pathetic and delusional attempt at impressing strangers on the internet for the past 6 years.

                                                                        The latter half of this thread consists of posters attesting to the fact that Pavy simply will not talk about this incident because of the humiliation he endured. They would ask him about it in the poker chats and he would change the subject, or just not respond at all.

                                                                        He knows what he did. He knows he was not joking. We all knew at the time that he was not joking.

                                                                        It's unfortunate that all of the images have been removed, and many of the posts have been edited. This would give you tremendous context into what is truly the greatest burial in the history of the world wide web.
                                                                        So well written by Chargers
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