Would you bang this Cougar?

[Auto Donk]

you say "delusional creep" like it's a bad thing......

reminds me of one of my favorite songs.....

[Swinging Johnson]

oh he's quite shamed. i'm not letting it go because he tried to play it off. i'll never let it go. he's a delusional creep and people deserve to know

Whatever spins your wheels or gets you through the night, man.

[Smoke]

he thought he could fool us

[Auto Donk]

NEVER TRY to fool a forum full of over 1,000 no gettin' laid overweight jerkoffs by putting up photos of some old porno, new porno, or any porno, and try to pass it off as your woman..... FOR NO MATTER how obscure you may think the photo or video is, one of us degenerate porn addicts will have seen it, remember it, and have rubbed one out to it, and you will be outed....

if he had put up a plagiarized thesis from some Harvard scholar, on the other hand, we'd all think he was a f'n genius til the day he died; as there'd be no way in hell he'd be outed....

[lolz_69]

NEVER TRY to fool a forum full of over 1,000 no gettin' laid overweight jerkoffs by putting up photos of some old porno, new porno, or any porno, and try to pass it off as your woman..... FOR NO MATTER how obscure you may think the photo or video is, one of us degenerate porn addicts will have seen it, remember it, and have rubbed one out to it, and you will be outed....

if he had put up a plagiarized thesis from some Harvard scholar, on the other hand, we'd all think he was a f'n genius til the day he died; as there'd be no way in hell he'd be outed....

[chargers4222]

your bi-monthly reminder that Pavy is truly a creep of epic proportions #neverforget

[greenhippo]

How is this thread only 13 pages, this had an epic takeoff.

[chargers4222]

How is this thread only 13 pages, this had an epic takeoff.

It's amazing to me that people didn't care more. Maybe if the original picture was still there then people would realize what type of person this creep really is and just ignore him on the boards.

[gauchojake]

It's amazing to me that people didn't care more. Maybe if the original picture was still there then people would realize what type of person this creep really is and just ignore him on the boards.

Pavy is one of the greatest capers on the board

[chargers4222]

Thread will no doubt have posts in it until there is no more internet.

You are correct, sir. You are correct.

Did Pavy stop posting completely? I will bump this thread periodically until SBR ceases to exist, but if Pavy does not post for a full calendar year, I will let it die gracefully.

If this is indeed the last time I bump this infamous thread, I would like it to be known that this is not only the biggest burial in the history of SBR, but of the internet itself.

For all you kids out there, this was when reverse image search tools were virtually unknown to the masses. You basically had to have connections in the dark web to access such technology.

But alas, a vigilant SBR poster introduced us all to reverse image search on this fateful day.

Our friend Pavy thought he would play Pretend Land on the internet, attempting to convince total and complete strangers of his imaginary sexual escapades.

It did not end well for him.

I will not provide a full recap or summary. There is so much nuance involved here that a mere recap simply would not do it justice.

The pictures may be gone, and the thread may be too long to read in full, but the memories are forever.

Ah, yes, the art of the burial. Deep, deep down in the ground. The stale fragrance of decomposing larvae and dry soil emanating throughout your nostrils.

A true organic burial like this is something to behold, my friends. Soak it in. Breathe it in. Smell it. Taste it. For we may never see one like this ever again.

[Swinging Johnson]

You are correct, sir. You are correct.

Did Pavy stop posting completely? I will bump this thread periodically until SBR ceases to exist, but if Pavy does not post for a full calendar year, I will let it die gracefully.

If this is indeed the last time I bump this infamous thread, I would like it to be known that this is not only the biggest burial in the history of SBR, but of the internet itself.

For all you kids out there, this was when reverse image search tools were virtually unknown to the masses. You basically had to have connections in the dark web to access such technology.

But alas, a vigilant SBR poster introduced us all to reverse image search on this fateful day.

Our friend Pavy thought he would play Pretend Land on the internet, attempting to convince total and complete strangers of his imaginary sexual escapades.

It did not end well for him.

I will not provide a full recap or summary. There is so much nuance involved here that a mere recap simply would not do it justice.

The pictures may be gone, and the thread may be too long to read in full, but the memories are forever.

Ah, yes, the art of the burial. Deep, deep down in the ground. The stale fragrance of decomposing larvae and dry soil emanating throughout your nostrils.

A true organic burial like this is something to behold, my friends. Soak it in. Breathe it in. Smell it. Taste it. For we may never see one like this ever again.

Why do you care so much? It's creepy.

[Swinging Johnson]

Wait until Chargers finds out I'm a 44 year old woman from Peoria who adores pottery and crafts.

[Auto Donk]

for what it's worth, this, along with dumbass weeder posting that photo of himself to get back on sbr, are the two most epic fails in SBR history......

paver's is technically the worst fail, but weeder's photo is, in today's lingo, "unhinged,"

[chargers4222]

Why do you care so much? It's creepy.

Because it's funny to me. He tried to call my bluff when I told him I would never let this go, and I am a man of my word. But like I said, if Pavy is indeed gone, then this thread can now gracefully fade into oblivion.

[7deuceoff$uit]

Stumbling upon this for the 1st time. Can someone provide some cliffs? Thx

[chargers4222]

Stumbling upon this for the 1st time. Can someone provide some cliffs? Thx

Pavy was seeking validation from strangers on the internet, so he found an obscure photo of a MILF porn star with a load on here chest and condescendingly titled the post, "Would you bang this cougar?", knowing full well that oblivious posters would reply, "Of course Pavy, she's smoking hot, congrats on your epic catch brother!"

He posted this picture along with a very detailed backstory about how this woman's husband was overseas. You see, Pavy can only bang this woman when "hubby is overseas," and he managed to discreetly take this picture immediately after blowing a load on her chest. Of course, "she would kill him if she found out he took this picture," so everyone on this very public gambling forum was sworn to secrecy.

A couple days later, a poster did a reverse image search on this picture. Pavy, much like myself and most other people in 2011, had no idea reverse image search tools existed. Lo and behold, Pavy found this picture on a porn website (shocker!), and claimed it to be a real-life encounter.

Even after being caught red-handed and utterly embarrassed, he tried to keep up with the lie. Eventually, the evidence was so overbearing that Pavy tried to play it off as if he was joking the entire time. His responses became more outlandish, in hopes that posters would reply saying, "Ha, I knew you were pulling our leg Pavy, good one brother!!!".

This behavior did not help his cause. The cringe was palpable. Eventually (I believe through PM), Pavy told me to knock it off. If this had happened today then I probably would have, but college boy chargers4222 was not going to "knock off" jack shit. He had his chance to admit it was a weird and delusional lie when he was caught, but he did not. He exacerbated the situation, and was unprepared for the consequences.

When I did not "knock it off," Pavy tried to play the "cool guy," claiming that the thread would eventually die and be forgotten, and posters will still like him anyway. I disagreed, accepted his challenge, and have been bumping this pathetic and delusional attempt at impressing strangers on the internet for the past 6 years.

The latter half of this thread consists of posters attesting to the fact that Pavy simply will not talk about this incident because of the humiliation he endured. They would ask him about it in the poker chats and he would change the subject, or just not respond at all.

He knows what he did. He knows he was not joking. We all knew at the time that he was not joking.

It's unfortunate that all of the images have been removed, and many of the posts have been edited. This would give you tremendous context into what is truly the greatest burial in the history of the world wide web.

[chargers4222]

Well, we are all the idiots. This is what he said when I questioned wolfman about it.

To determine how stupid the posters there are I posted a picture of a woman wearing two pearl necklaces asking if they thought she was hot. I think out of the 100 people who posted in that thread only one realized she was wearing 2 pearl necklaces. And I posted it in the appropriate goofy forum. Some people do not realize how stupid they are when they read a thread.

We are the fools. It was only meant to be a field study of some sort.


Sure bigfoot.

This is the type of Andy Kaufman-esque scheme that Pavy tried to convince people he was engaging in after the evidence became too much to ignore.

"Social Experiment Pavy," that's what they call him at the Mensa meetings.

[JMobile]

Where's the Pavy video when he was calling out JJ.

[mpaschal34]

Top 3 disaster on SBR of all-time.

[stevek173]

That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

RIP BITER
I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha

[HurryUpAndDrink]

That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

RIP BITER
I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha

You are drinking this weekend???

NICE... PLEASE PLEASE GO DRINK AND DRIVING

[stevek173]

GO DRINK AND DRIVING

Reported for improper grammar.

I mean come on, that's just rude to everyone.

[Believe_EMT]

Where's the Pavy video when he was calling out JJ.

can we uncover the video of jj searching for bread and robin with his rooster flailing about

top cringe worthy moment on SBR

[pablo222]

Chargers was slacking in his life mission. Others have stepped up.

[OldschoolGambler]

Dude is not the only wanna be on here, plenty of air bettors also

[Itsamazing777]

Lol

[mpaschal34]

That coin donation from Biter to OP brings a tear to my eye

RIP BITER
I know you're playing strip poker with a bunch of hotties up there man
I'll pour one out for you this weekend, brotha

so is it official that biteme has gone to that poker table in the big sky? if so, RIP my friend.

[RudyRuetigger]

im thinking pavy actually planned this

[louisvillekid]

Pavy started a thread on 8-27-11, sbr i assume edits the pic on 5-13-14, and for whatever reason the thread is still going.

[Auto Donk]

Pavy started a thread on 8-27-11, sbr i assume edits the pic on 5-13-14, and for whatever reason the thread is still going.

HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THREAD IN SBR HISTORY..........

In the EPIC FAIL category

[RudyRuetigger]

HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THREAD IN SBR HISTORY..........

In the EPIC FAIL category

i guess you missed the sbr ads thread

[lakerboy]

Lmao

[pimike]

..........

Not sure...???

Can’t see her.


Post again Pavy

[gauchojake]

Lol

This one, side loaded, and the nysportsguy pansie hubby thread... So cringe worthy

[BeatTheJerk]

Pavy was seeking validation from strangers on the internet, so he found an obscure photo of a MILF porn star with a load on here chest and condescendingly titled the post, "Would you bang this cougar?", knowing full well that oblivious posters would reply, "Of course Pavy, she's smoking hot, congrats on your epic catch brother!"

He posted this picture along with a very detailed backstory about how this woman's husband was overseas. You see, Pavy can only bang this woman when "hubby is overseas," and he managed to discreetly take this picture immediately after blowing a load on her chest. Of course, "she would kill him if she found out he took this picture," so everyone on this very public gambling forum was sworn to secrecy.

A couple days later, a poster did a reverse image search on this picture. Pavy, much like myself and most other people in 2011, had no idea reverse image search tools existed. Lo and behold, Pavy found this picture on a porn website (shocker!), and claimed it to be a real-life encounter.

Even after being caught red-handed and utterly embarrassed, he tried to keep up with the lie. Eventually, the evidence was so overbearing that Pavy tried to play it off as if he was joking the entire time. His responses became more outlandish, in hopes that posters would reply saying, "Ha, I knew you were pulling our leg Pavy, good one brother!!!".

This behavior did not help his cause. The cringe was palpable. Eventually (I believe through PM), Pavy told me to knock it off. If this had happened today then I probably would have, but college boy chargers4222 was not going to "knock off" jack shit. He had his chance to admit it was a weird and delusional lie when he was caught, but he did not. He exacerbated the situation, and was unprepared for the consequences.

When I did not "knock it off," Pavy tried to play the "cool guy," claiming that the thread would eventually die and be forgotten, and posters will still like him anyway. I disagreed, accepted his challenge, and have been bumping this pathetic and delusional attempt at impressing strangers on the internet for the past 6 years.

The latter half of this thread consists of posters attesting to the fact that Pavy simply will not talk about this incident because of the humiliation he endured. They would ask him about it in the poker chats and he would change the subject, or just not respond at all.

He knows what he did. He knows he was not joking. We all knew at the time that he was not joking.

It's unfortunate that all of the images have been removed, and many of the posts have been edited. This would give you tremendous context into what is truly the greatest burial in the history of the world wide web.

So well written by Chargers