Only Answer With a Question

[Dad]

How many guesses have there been so far?

[in2thethickofit]

Do you mean geeses? Wait, is more than 1 goose called geeses? It could be a gander...thoughts?

[Dad]

Have you ever played duck duck goose?

[in2thethickofit]

Is that the game where you chase others around the circle and try to take their seat?

[jquest]

Dads name is dad because he's sterile and fills his need for kids with strangers right?

[odusmykal]

Do you know how many gallons of milk a $100 winning bet can buy?

How many?.

[Rig]

Why don't we answer with a statement?

[Dad]

Why don't we answer with a statement?

Wouldnt that ruin the game?

[gryfyn1]

Is this this thread still going?

[Dad]

Is this this thread still going?

Was this thread supposed to stop?

[DwightShrute]

Was this thread supposed to stop?

What the heck is going on?

[19th Hole]

What is the only question that you cannot answer "yes" to???

What is, "Are you asleep"?

[mightyminnow]

Does the winner even matter if they don't cover?

[mighty maron]

If all your money goes towards hookers and blow, how can you even bet?

[4TH AND STUPID]

Do you know how many gallons of milk a $100 winning bet can buy?

do you beat on your kids when you lose? do they starve when you lose?

[Dad]

do you beat on your kids when you lose? do they starve when you lose?

Which one of those questions would you like me to answer first?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dad, how often does Mom give up the pussy?

[Dad]

Dad, how often does Mom give up the pussy?

What makes you think she gives it up instead of me taking it?

[DwightShrute]

Dad takes what he wants when he wants it! Am I right?

[Dad]

Are you ever wrong?

[chilidog]

Aren't we all?

[DwightShrute]

I am never wrong. Once I though I was but I was mistaken.

do you believe me?

[Manaconda]

if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

[Dad]

Could I put ketchup and mustard on myself first?

[chilidog]

Would you put yourself on the grill, or just eat yourself raw?

[NOREGRETS]

WTF?

[NOREGRETS]

LOL!!!!!!

[DwightShrute]

didn't he just break the thread?

[Dad]

He doesnt know how to play, does he?

[moiz615]

what kind of a thread is this?

[Dad]

You havent figured that out yet?

[DwightShrute]

a blue house is made of blue bricks
a red house is made of red bricks
what is a green house made of?

[Dad]

Would it be glass?

[DwightShrute]

Would it be glass?

did your wife tell you the answer?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Are there any locks today?