Any of you ever been in a MEN'S CLUB?

[BatemanPatrickl]

What a classy thread! This is the type of stuff that SBR wants from their high-profile posters? It always amuses me when nerds get on here and compete to see who can come up with the most "shocking" post they can dream up in their fantasy world, Lord of the Rings chatroom fueled minds! I can just imagine most of these uber-nerds peering through their oversized Harry Potter-esque glasses, giggling like schoolgirls as they tap out their most obscene, homoerotic post yet!! I realize that living alone as an overweight shut-in gives you lots of time to conduct your cyber chit-chats with your online friends from your Founders Group of "Second Life"....but let's try to not nauseate the SBR members that have actually seen female genitalia. OK?

Pipe down newbie or I will go off. Last warning.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Unreal.

[mathdotcom]

Bateman who is broad in avatar

I would like to triangularly penetrate her post-vertical seduction.

[manny24]

Bateman who is broad in avatar

I would like to triangularly penetrate her post-vertical seduction.

you should see domer's gf...sooooooooo fvcking hot.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Still in awe of cork popping tops.

[tltaylor89]

bump for bat.e

[Chi_archie]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

Iwin gets some good mentions here

[Chi_archie]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

interesting pedagogy

[Dad]

[Brock Landers]

gayporn.com

[Chi_archie]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

Triangular Penetration!!!!!!!!!

[manny24]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

thanks for not talking about it boss.

[texhooper]

the jj posts, whether or not they were written by him, are some of the best shit i've ever read on this forum. laughing emoticons or whatever don't do it justice.

[sweethook]

best i can do is my bathroom ,

[Chi_archie]

best i can do is my bathroom ,

I enjoy a goo hot bat at home, but you need the comradery of other men in a sauna to make it complete

[Yich123]

when you first mentioned men's clubs i thought you were referring to strip clubs lol

[Chi_archie]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

JJ, you seen any triangular penetration lately?

[mathdotcom]

classic post

you guys owe me for starting this thread

[texhooper]

cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

[CarpeDime]

classic post

you guys owe me for starting this thread

yes i believe this is the earliest known usage of the term "belly noggles" and the phrase "cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons"

if anyone can find evidence of earlier usage of course please let us know, but as of now this is considered to be the originating thread

they have fallen somewhat out of usage in recent years on SBR, but at the time they were first introduced they were quite popular and oft-quoted and referenced

mathy would be considered the "patron" whom commissioned the overall work that bore these particulars

[texhooper]

loshak the reason no one has said "cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons" is because to repeat it would be like memorizing a bible verse. that is not modern english. in 3012 that phrase will be all the rage though.

it's ahead of it's time is what i'm saying.

[mathdotcom]

belly noggles
spindling
jellywatching
pillow swallowing
vaser injections
collar crackers
blow torches
pecker spaded rings
bottom saddles with claws
roman hummer
russian compress
triangular penetration
sexual pretzel

[chipper]

This just HAS to be one of the more enlightening threads I've ever seen on SBR. Who'd have known?!?!?

[jjgold]

[Inkwell77]

amazing

[thetrinity]

funny i find a thread about this here. i know a guy who is just starting one up in my area.

[CarpeDime]

loshak the reason no one has said "cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons" is because to repeat it would be like memorizing a bible verse. that is not modern english. in 3012 that phrase will be all the rage though.

it's ahead of it's time is what i'm saying.

yes I hear you, it does have the ring to it of being from some sort of spiritually authoritative work

jj's message, as is shanty's, is often couched in opaque metaphor

[Chi_archie]

funny i find a thread about this here. i know a guy who is just starting one up in my area.

where you live trin?

[Rich Boy]

JJ would you like to explain wtf a cork popping top is?

What about blowing jelly up tight cannons?

[BAUS]

JJ would you like to explain wtf a cork popping top is?

What about blowing jelly up tight cannons?

Coach, now that you're back, could you answer this question?

BAUS

[BGS 9.5]

after spike the cokk games, do you eat jelly and eggs?

[Brock Landers]

[jjgold]

I manage my own rugs now..when you sign up for one of these places you have to go every 6 weeks for glue jobs, haircuts, color, repairs

Its embarrassing too because nobody wants to be scene and be a known rug user

Some of the girls that work there are hot but of course think we are all dicks putting raccoon fur on our heads to look 12 years younger

I think I am only admitted rug user here..some do but scared to death to come out

[RealSlimShady]

I manage my own rugs now..when you sign up for one of these places you have to go every 6 weeks for glue jobs, haircuts, color, repairs

Its embarrassing too because nobody wants to be scene and be a known rug user

Some of the girls that work there are hot but of course think we are all dicks putting raccoon fur on our heads to look 12 years younger

I think I am only admitted rug user here..some do but scared to death to come out

[TheSchafe]

I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

Had to bump. Greatest thread in SBR history.