[OldBill]

many differnt types so i'll post the ones i find funny or so fricking stoopid you gotta giggle

Bad jokes for all ages

Where do learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.

What did the lawyer wear to court? A law suit.

Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!

Bad knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion my sources, it’s going to rain.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer the door.

Bad jokes that'll make the whole family cringe

Where do rabbits go for breakfast? IHOP.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the photograph go to jail? It was framed.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.

Why did the shopping cart go to therapy? It was tired of being pushed around.

Corny (OK, bad) one-liners

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I got rid of my vacuum. It was just gathering dust.

Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest? An investigator.

Did you hear about the polite clown? It was a nice jester.

I got help for my ATM addiction, but went through withdrawals first.

Two walkie talkies got married. The reception was amazing.

[mcaulay777]

Jackie the Jokeman would be proud.

[OldBill]