1. 03-22-23 05:41 PM #1
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    Gwyneth Paltrow in massive trouble

    Ski accident hit and run got her in a pickle
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  2. 03-22-23 05:58 PM #2
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    Here’s something massive…

    Saloon this shit!!!

    😂😂😂
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  3. 03-22-23 06:22 PM #3
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    Is she still selling candles that smell like her vagina?
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  4. 03-22-23 06:25 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Is she still selling candles that smell like her vagina?

    Yes I believe she is. She took selling yankee candles out of her trunk to a new meaning.
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  5. 03-22-23 06:33 PM #5
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    She plowed over a dude in the beginner slopes. Lol. He's suing her for that. Gwen is gonna win this court case.

    I still don't like her though just for the record. WOKE!
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  6. 03-22-23 06:44 PM #6
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    Slayer with the timely news as always

    Actor Gwyneth Paltrow’s day on the slopes in Park City, Utah was cut short seven years ago when she had to take some time to rest after she collided with another person coming down the hill.
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  7. 03-22-23 07:32 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Slayer with the timely news as always
    February 26th, 2016.

    slayer just found out about it and came to tell us at PT. he is on top of the news as always.
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  8. 03-22-23 07:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Is she still selling candles that smell like her vagina?

    EDIT: That didn't sound right......LMFAO
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  9. 03-22-23 07:40 PM #9
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    When I read the title, my first thought was did the pussy stank candles business go bankrupt?
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  10. 03-23-23 12:00 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    February 26th, 2016.

    slayer just found out about it and came to tell us at PT. he is on top of the news as always.
    I believe the trial just started
    He's probably referring to that
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  11. 03-23-23 12:06 PM #11
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    Guy not recovered Gwyneth must want to vomit
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  12. 03-23-23 12:57 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Ski accident hit and run got her in a pickle
    showing up resembling jeffery f'n dahmer surely didn't help either.......

    I don't know who is more dangerous on the slopes, the kennedy clan or an out of control washed up jeffery dahmer-channeling actress.....

    she plows into a 70 year old man, and skis off..... what a ku_t!!!!

    she plows into me, I start plowing her right back....

    frostbite on da balls be damned!!!!


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  13. 03-23-23 04:05 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    February 26th, 2016.

    slayer just found out about it and came to tell us at PT. he is on top of the news as always.
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    case is finally being tried this week in Utah, thus the newsworthiness of it now......
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  15. 03-23-23 05:22 PM #15
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    Never knew there was such thing as a hit and run on a ski resort
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    Gwen looking old and worn out in court. I don't think I wood anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Gwen looking old and worn out in court. I don't think I wood anymore.

    that's on purpose to gain sympathy from the jury
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  19. 03-23-23 08:26 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    February 26th, 2016.

    slayer just found out about it and came to tell us at PT. he is on top of the news as always.
    Unbelievable. Slayer, please go work for MSNBC, CNN or Fox News. Love your breaking news alerts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Gwen looking old and worn out in court. I don't think I wood anymore.

    if she went to a professional make up artist and showed up at your house dressed in lingerie you'd be like JJ Gold in the elevator in Vegas with me and my wife..... he was across the elevator from us, looking at her ample cleavage as we made small talk, and upon hearing her angelic voice a giant wet spot appeared in the front of his khaki pants, looked like he'd had a gushing orgasm if he was a chick, as it was, his 1" had betrayed him and he shot off just from being in the presence of such a fine, ample-bosomed babe......
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    I finally got around to watching her lawyer's opening statement.... I don't think that gay son of a bitchin' bafoon/twink has ever tried a case in his life..... worst opening statement I've seen since that nervous my cousin vinny lawyer butchered his opening for gambini's friend......

    joe biden could complete more sentences than that face-rubbin', eye-blinking, stuttering twink.......

    I guess it was some gay friend of hers and she decided to let him represent her..... fukker is horrible......

    wife and I concluded he may have taken some molly to deal with his nervousness and introverted nature, to be more uninhibited, and it made him a scatter-brained, totally disorganized wreck worthy of only going to a local men's spa and power-bottoming the morning away.......
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  22. 03-24-23 10:53 AM #22
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    ^ Dolled up with all that Hollywood make up on I'd probably still hit it after a few drinks.

    She's a wacko Hollyweird liberal though. LOCK HER UP!
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    The eight-person jury sided with Paltrow, ruling that Sanderson was 100 per cent at fault, and awarded Paltrow the $1 in symbolic damages that she had asked…​
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    The eight-person jury sided with Paltrow, ruling that Sanderson was 100 per cent at fault, and awarded Paltrow the $1 in symbolic damages that she had asked…​
    He had to pay her lawyers fees I believe.
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