1. 06-11-22 12:44 AM #1
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    iF YOU ARE INTERESTED in a RUB N TUG from JJ F'N GOLD, check this out:

    he sinks to a new low (our once proud mascot, that is):






    how do we know JJ is engaging in suspicious activity at his parlor, well, don't trust me, just ask this guy:




    "According to Corpus Christi Police Department's Public Information Officer Lt. Mike Pena, someone contacted the police department to complain about some suspicious activity at J.J. Massage on the 5100 block of Everhart Road near Corona Drive."



    The price does seem about right, however;
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  2. 06-11-22 05:05 AM #2
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    Where is it?
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  3. 06-12-22 09:20 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where is it?
    between my legs JJ, and as you can attest, you won't have any problem locating my oversized, ample saw-seege, which I first debuted for sbr in my 10,000 sbr post commemorative video.....

    it's kinda the opposite of this tiny schshort (opposite of schlong):


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  4. 06-12-22 09:29 AM #4
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    3.5 hour drive. I might check it out.
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  5. 06-12-22 09:33 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    3.5 hour drive. I might check it out.
    do it, but let me know, as I'll be down there and we can fish the surf for trout and redfish; we can use the fish to pay for pussy, as JJ and the hos he has workin' there love fish sandwiches......
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  6. 06-12-22 09:49 AM #6
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    Speckled trout!

    The puntang currency
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  7. 06-12-22 09:59 AM #7
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    Do they deliver?
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  8. 06-12-22 07:26 PM #8
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    JJ is a BSF he SKH
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  9. 06-12-22 11:47 PM #9
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    This is almost as disgusting as Donk's 'real woman' 1-thru-6 poll.....

    Almost.....
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  10. 06-13-22 02:18 AM #10
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    From a business standpoint... what idiot thought of that name though??? lol
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  11. 06-13-22 08:34 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    From a business standpoint... what idiot thought of that name though??? lol
    Jerkin' Janet
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  12. 06-13-22 09:13 AM #12
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  13. 06-13-22 10:02 AM #13
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    JJ working over time now I see to cover his gambling losses. ..
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  14. 06-13-22 11:18 PM #14
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    I dont discriminate for a run n tug. Close your eyes and its anyone you want it to be
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