1. 01-08-18 05:12 PM #1
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    bad news, men of sbr... apparently, the bitches have declared that our "Time's Up!"

    not content with runnin' fuk ups like harvey weinstein out of town on a rail after having first put up with his shit, cherrished him, and called him "god", the women of hollywood, including that fat bitch new presidential candidate and already-ordained-next-president-hands-down-the-race-is-OVER-gonna-win-bigger-than-hiLIARy-was-predicted-to-win Oprah, NOW WANT OUR BALLS ON A STICK.....

    wearing all black to mourn their plight and celebrate the coming death of all men, these hos have declared millions of years of evolution and the dominance of men over women OFFICIALLY OVER....

    YES, OUR TIME IS UP......

    hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.....

    all the more reason to proudly wear, at the next vagina-costume-laden million women march, my new "#YouToo, Bitch!!!!" T-shirt.....

    someone has to stand up for all that our hairy, shaggy-assed, knuckle-draggin' cavemen forefathers fought for and achieved....

    not all of the meryl streeps, reese f'n witherspoons, or any other dressed-in-all-black hollywood elitist hos can stop me now.....


    as my boy trent put it..... "nothing can stop me now....."






    this latest assault on our masculinity and centuries of established dominance has me so pissed off I may even add, to the back of my #YouToo t-shirt the phrase:

    "p.s. now bring me a beer, bitch"


    ad,
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  2. 01-08-18 05:20 PM #2
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    Lately I've been going out of my way to call women "Sweetie", "Doll", "Honey", etc.
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  3. 01-08-18 05:25 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Lately I've been going out of my way to call women "Sweetie", "Doll", "Honey", etc.
    nice, i too have increased my use of such terms, opting for "little lady", "baby cakes", "sweet cheeks," and "hey! ho!" by 1000 percent since all this shit started rainin' down.....
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  4. 01-08-18 05:28 PM #4
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    Christ same women that turned a blind eye to Polanski all those years,they got some nerve mate.Biggest bunch of hypocrites.
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  5. 01-08-18 06:03 PM #5
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    .... the funny thing is as well they're all having coffee and private they sit and talk about how they just could meet a man who "takes it" lol
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  6. 01-08-18 06:14 PM #6
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    Busted out laughing at the new avatar donk, hilarious
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  7. 01-08-18 06:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    .... the funny thing is as well they're all having coffee and private they sit and talk about how they just could meet a man who "takes it" lol
    therein lies the paradox that we call women

    ain't no figuring it out.... i followed some sage advice from an elder back in the day: learn how to eat pussy and fuk her as hard as you possibly can....

    it's worked out well for me
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  8. 01-08-18 06:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterstpub87 View Post
    Busted out laughing at the new avatar donk, hilarious
    im glad someone has my sense of humor.....

    don't even know how i came onto that page in my account, but i started laffing my ass off as well....

    the one I really like is "nudity"....

    just "nudity"


    readin' it reminded me of those movies with small town white cops that pull over some black people and read off a list of about 10 charges they're hittin' em with, each more absurd than the prior one....

    the succession of 'inappropriate image" followed by "inappropriate avatar" also cracked me up.....
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  9. 01-08-18 07:28 PM #9
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    What do you reckon we start up are own No Ma'am Chapter.
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  10. 01-08-18 08:14 PM #10
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    Those poor poor women from Hollywood. The Jennifer Anistons, and Sharon Stones, and Reese Witherspoons, and Ashley Judd's--they have been treated so poorly by all of us. It must stop here. No more.
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  11. 01-08-18 08:39 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    What do you reckon we start up are own No Ma'am Chapter.
    They still sell the t-shirts online. I might have to get one.
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  12. 01-08-18 09:06 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    They still sell the t-shirts online. I might have to get one.
    Yeah you should mate,start up a trend.

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  13. 01-08-18 09:07 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Those poor poor women from Hollywood. The Jennifer Anistons, and Sharon Stones, and Reese Witherspoons, and Ashley Judd's--they have been treated so poorly by all of us. It must stop here. No more.
    exactly... flash your pussy at me in an interview then spread your f'n legs for playboy and expect me not to objectify you....

    fuk you

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    Yeah all this s***'s getting out of control
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  15. 01-09-18 09:17 AM #15
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    Nothing to worry about men..................
    Oprah has our ear.
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    where the fuk is the male attorney equivalent of lisa bloom? the guy who is willing to pay men a million bucks to say oprah demanded some dik from them or came up -- without warning or any permission whatsoever -- and grabbed em by the schwantz.....

    I was at a black strip club named Onyx here in H-town, and some 285lb stripper grabbed my junk unexpectedly and without warning, and no consent.....


    pretty sure it was Oprah on the downlow, getting her fat freak on.....

    pay me
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  18. 01-09-18 05:18 PM #18
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    If parents just taught their sons that if a woman doesn't want to give you any action, move on a lot of this shit wouldn't happen. If you are in a position of power and use the power to get sexual with a woman against her will, you aren't a man, you are a piece of shit. I can't get down with men like that.

    If you want a woman but can't get one, go get a hooker. Pretty simple.
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  19. 01-09-18 05:24 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    If parents just taught their sons that if a woman doesn't want to give you any action, move on a lot of this shit wouldn't happen. If you are in a position of power and use the power to get sexual with a woman against her will, you aren't a man, you are a piece of shit. I can't get down with men like that.

    If you want a woman but can't get one, go get a hooker. Pretty simple.
    a man with his moral/practical compass always pointed in the right direction.....

    excellent, succinct post gng
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    a man with his moral/practical compass always pointed in the right direction.....

    excellent, succinct post gng
    It is common sense. Would you want to ever have a son that didn't know how to respect women? Making fat Oprah jokes etc...is all in good fun but forcing yourself on a woman is disgusting and those men that do deserve severe punishment. I am not smart enough to come up with a fair severe punishment but when it is 100% proven that a man raped/assaulted etc...a woman or child they shouldn't be locked up for a few years and then put back into regular society. Castration is an option for pedos.
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    Donker, Reese Withspoon is getting divorced.

    You gonna try to bang?

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  22. 03-24-23 03:23 PM #22
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    ^^^ Left.
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    fawwwwkkk em all bitches hard
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    five years later, bill finds this.......

    I had absolutely no recollection of ever having made this thread.....

    I think dementia is creeping in......
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