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    What's your name, scumbag?

    Sir, Private Brown, sir!

    Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?

    Sir, yes, sir!

    Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't
    serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall..........

    Sir, yes, sir!

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    You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    What's your name, scumbag?

    Sir, Private Brown, sir!

    Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?

    Sir, yes, sir!

    Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't
    serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall..........

    Sir, yes, sir!

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    What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of
    pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.........

    Joker ain't never been in the shit. He thinks "The Bad Bush" is between old mama-san's legs........

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    Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

    Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half
    have got T.B. Be sure you only penetrate the ones that cough.............

    You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter.
    If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"........

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    How Ermey didn't get an Academy Award for this blows my mind. He made the movie. The first half ranks up there with the best. After Hartman was killed, the movie drags a bit, but still pretty good.

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    Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC.
    Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a
    story about me sometime!

    Why should we do a story about you?

    'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed.
    Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!

    Any women or children?

    Sometimes!

    How can you shoot women or children?

    Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harold Baines View Post
    How Ermey didn't get an Academy Award for this blows my mind. He made the movie. The first half ranks up there with the best. After Hartman was killed, the movie drags a bit, but still pretty good.

    Originally he was not supposed to be in the movie........

    Kubrick hired Ermy to give the actors advice on how to act as servicemen.....

    But Kubrick soon realized Ermy was a natural acting talent and the rest is history.........

    Ermy was an actual real life gunnery sergeant in the Marine corps........

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    I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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    If you don't like this movie you are not an American and should be deported

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    Be glad to trade you some ARVN riles.....Aint never been fired and only dropped once

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    Show me your WAR face you fukks!!!


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    1st half of that movie was great, but it really fell off after boot camp.

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    I enjoy Fast times at Ridgemont High.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    1st half of that movie was great, but it really fell off after boot camp.
    boot camp is 90% comedy, 10% drama

    afterwards is 10% comedy, 90% drama


    it doesn't "fall off"... is regarded a master piece by many, you ain't a drama/action kinda guy, simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I enjoy Fast times at Ridgemont High.
    1. Pulp Fiction

    2. Goodfellas

    3. The Godfather I & II

    4. Scarface

    5. The Dark Knight

    6. London

    7. The Big Lebowski

    8. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

    9. Casino

    10. Reservoir Dogs

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    That’s a good list HUAD

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    Tha Fukk is London?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Tha Fukk is London?
    You gotta see it. Jason Statham, Chris Evans & Jessica Biel. Plus the hottest black chick ive seen in a film. Top 3 at least.

    I love great dialogues on film, this film has the best dialogues ever shot in a restroom lol, when they come in to drink and snort yayo for hours hiding from the party itself. Chicks come in and go of course, to steal some bumps.


    London is a 2005 independent film centering on a Manhattan party. The movie, produced by Paul Davis-Miller & Bonnie Timmermann, was directed and written by Brian "Hunter" Richards. It stars Jessica Biel, Chris Evans, Jason Statham, Joy Bryant, Dane Cook, Kat Dennings and Louis C.K.

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    After arriving at the party at the condominium belonging to the parents of club girl Rebecca (Isla Fisher), Bateman and Syd install themselves in the bathroom, where they snort line after line of cocaine, guzzle tequila and discuss love, sex, God, women and pain. Over the course of the night and a massive pile of blow, Bateman tells Syd to get on with his life.

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