1. 04-01-16 01:41 PM #1
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    Man spends 35k on Scarlett johansesn robot

    https://www.yahoo.com/tech/this-guy-...142428505.html

    Anyone else think there a fake pussy and asshole under that skirt....
    For his pleasure. Why else?
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  2. 04-01-16 02:30 PM #2
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    she is pretty, I think I might go with the Charlize T model.
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  3. 04-01-16 04:44 PM #3
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    sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
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  4. 04-01-16 04:49 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
    real shit donk
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  5. 04-01-16 04:49 PM #5
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    hell nah this bitch look like a quadriplegic or somethin
    bitch look like poor lil tink tink
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  6. 04-01-16 04:51 PM #6
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    Poor lil tink tink haha black hippy
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  7. 04-01-16 04:57 PM #7
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    kid is a scientist
    not about sex
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  8. 04-01-16 05:05 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    hell nah this bitch look like a quadriplegic or somethin
    bitch look like poor lil tink tink
    hahahah..... took the words right out of my mouth.....

    I never knew Scarlett Johansen was one of "Jerry's Kids"!!!



    at first blush, the only thing I can give the designer props for is the "over-pronounced" nipples.....

    and I sure as hell hope that buldge doesn't mean the guy wanted the "tranny" version.....

    and those are some big-ass "man hands" that thing is sportin', as well.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    kid is a scientist
    not about sex
    come on snowy..... If you're bright enough to see through the 9-11 charade, you have to know if it was "not about sex," he'd have just made it some generic f'n robot like mother f'n C3PO....

    you only get a hot bitch robot if you're planning on doing something sexual with the bitch

    I bet he's already given her several "gifts" of the "pearl necklace" variety......
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  10. 04-01-16 05:52 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
    lol
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  11. 04-01-16 07:23 PM #11
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    So her posture is effed up, big deal.

    If she is in fact a special needs person, I would be happy to cross that and robot off my list at the same time.
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    all I know is when I order mine, I'm going to request that the vagina and anal temps be set not at the standard 98.6 degrees, but rather at a toasty 140 degrees.....

    and that "walker"-like apparatus she's attached to, on my Jennifer Lawrence robot, will be specially ordered to easily fold into a horizontal futon-like surface for quick fuks at the drop of a hat........
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