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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    901 30-Sep MIL +107

    Backbone play. I got 107 but that line moved right away but 106 and 105's are out there.

    Was buying this play while on a call with a doctor's office...lmao.

    Multi tasking

    This market is in free fall, in preparation for the playoffs, but it's the end of the season, bettors who have increased there bet size during the bull run made a money management error here, and gave back the units. Bettors who kept he unit the same are still ok, but those who do what we do, remove units, change allocation, and roll back and forth into other Funds, may have saved some money.

    You know what I always say, it's not what you make, it's what you keep. That's true for both stocks and sports.

    At the end of the day, it's just a job, the problem is that there never seems to be an end to the day, they all bleed into on.

    It's a never ending rotation, with room for adjustments, and all the colors bleed into one.

    Bleeeeeed into one.....


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    Fukk man, that line probably moved even more while I typed all that nonsense.

    lol

    my bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    3. Tessie Dog

    Just imagine the stories Tessie dog would tell if he could speak english.


    .
    Cooper (The Wonder Dog) is the pup you really want to shoot the shit with.
    The story about Coop swiping the fisherman's grinder sandwich out of his tackle box at Lake Mohegan is worth the price of admission alone.

    Remember now, Tessie Dog is not even five years old yet.
    She'll turn five on 10/21 in three weeks.
    Tessie Dog and your pal Nasher were both born on October 21.

    But...
    Even for a four year old she does have great stories.
    Like the time she pooped a perfect turd that was the spitting image of Elvis.

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    Here's the UPSET Basket play tonight...

    103 30-Sep VIRGINIA +152

    At first we lost value in this line but then it started to get away from us. It was pressure we bought into during the week. There are a lot of UPSET basket plays this week, I fear the season's best weeks are behind us, we'll see. Should be a lot of give and take here and vigorish is our enemy, and has been for acouple of weeks, so perhaps it's actually time for some volatilty again.

    We've had 4 weeks of plays so far in the UPSET Basket...

    Weekly Weekly
    Week Plays Units
    1 8 4.08
    2 4 5.14
    3 5 -0.58
    4 10 -0.72
    27 7.92

    Here's this this week's pending 16 plays...

    103 30-Sep VIRGINIA +152
    105 1-Oct HOUSTON +164
    111 2-Oct SYRACUSE +172
    119 MINN +115
    149 E MICH +110
    161 2-Oct WASH +120
    167 C MICH -103
    177 BAYLOR +160
    183 TENNESSEE +135
    197 AUBURN +165
    199 MICHIGAN -103
    203 2-Oct ARKANSAS ST +135
    207 S MISS +135
    211 LIBERTY -105
    219 ODU +160
    221 ARIZONA ST +160

    Here's a gratuitious beaver shot to make up for all those plays I just posted...


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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post

    If you could have dinner with any 3 other people, dead or alive, that all speak perfect english, who would it be?
    Brandon Flowers
    The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
    KVB and Daggles


    Here's one for KVB I just read on Reddit.

    Is liquid nitrogen dangerous because it's cold or because it's liquid nitrogen?



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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    .. Is liquid nitrogen dangerous because it's cold or because it's liquid nitrogen?


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    I am so set up to have a bad fukkin week.

    Could have a good week, but there are a lot of bets out there right now and not enough in the LIVE trading Fund/limits to protect it all. If that makes any sense. I have a lot of work to do. This Saturday's going to be another long day, like two weeks ago trading from 9 am my time to well past midnight because of the hawaii game.

    I gotta go, much to do.


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    Whenever you get a trade proposal in a high stakes fantasy league 100 percent of the times it's a waste of your time just to read it.

    (my sarcastic comments on the trade rejection option are always epic)
    Like "Dude, there is absolutley nobody on your roster I am remotely interested in, not my fault you suck at this"

    I'm like "you are offering me this crap for Adams? Wait a minute while I throw in Russell Wilson too"


    Masters Bronze Live Draft 140721 Trade Offer

    Douglas McCormack
    is offering you a trade:
    From Franchise Players/Picks To Franchise Players/Picks Expires
    Douglas McCormack
    • Goedert, Dallas PHI TE
    Willy's Ball Busters
    • Adams, Davante GBP WR
    Sat Oct 2 12:00 p.m.

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    Daggles?
    Could you get this for my birthday?



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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Daggles?
    Could you get this for my birthday?



    Anything that will help your colon, yes

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    Remember all your peoples from the hill up in Brownsville
    That you rolled dice with, smoked b- and got nice with?
    Yeah, little Fame up in Prospect
    Nah, them my peoples, nah, love, wouldn't disrespect
    I didn't say them
    They schooled me to some chumps that you knew from back when
    When you was clockin' minor figures
    Now they heard you're blowin' up like nitro
    And they wanna stick the knife through your windpipe slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Remember all your peoples from the hill up in Brownsville
    That you rolled dice with, smoked b- and got nice with?
    Yeah, little Fame up in Prospect
    Nah, them my peoples, nah, love, wouldn't disrespect
    I didn't say them
    They schooled me to some chumps that you knew from back when
    When you was clockin' minor figures
    Now they heard you're blowin' up like nitro
    And they wanna stick the knife through your windpipe slow
    Wha chu talkin’ bout Willis, who dat is ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post

    Plus Dylan Carlson could of won rookie of the year
    if he was plugged into better RBI spot all year
    instead of the 2 hole .

    270 average 16 home runs , around 80 RBIs

    Would of done it .
    2 more Homer's today for Mr Sweet Swing

    Oh yeah, btw . 1 from each side of the plate

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Wha chu talkin’ bout Willis, who dat is ?
    You don't know who dat is ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    You don't know who dat is ?

    Sorry couldn’t place it by lyric. Give me some Pac & I’ll spot it like a big sexy ass walk-in’ down the block a quarter mile away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    You don't know who dat is ?



    Mini Corbin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    You don't know who dat is ?

    Can he see his pee pee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    You don't know who dat is ?

    My guess is mac4lyfe or kraken?
    Points Awarded:

    edawg gave tommir99 6 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post



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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Man. I could go for some Mendy's.....but maybe just soup

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    I always wondered what the Smalls meant in Biggie’s name. Was he short sided with a small JJ dick ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I always wondered what the Smalls meant in Biggie’s name. Was he short sided with a small JJ dick ?
    Biggie Smalls — named after a gang leader from the 1975 movie Let's Do It Again

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    Imagine what it smelled like between Biggie’s thighs.

    Right below his sack.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Man. I could go for some Mendy's.....but maybe just soup

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Imagine what it smelled like between Biggie’s thighs.

    Right below his sack.



    Do you think Fideles might know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    ...At first we lost value in this line but then it started to get away from us. It was pressure we bought into during the week...
    Look at the motherfukkin virginia line drop.

    Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Do you think Fideles might know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Look at the motherfukkin virginia line drop.

    Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA.

    What you got on this game kvb?

    I was thinking Miami and under but haven’t pulled trigger on either one

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    "Nothing more pathetic than a white man congratulating himself"

    -Ice T

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

    905 30-Sep MIA +193
    907 PHI +138
    924 KC +141

    Backbone plays. These buys are from BAS, Hertge, and betnow resepctively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What you got on this game kvb?

    I was thinking Miami and under but haven’t pulled trigger on either one
    Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA on the moneyline.

    Watch this one, lmao, she gets it right in the head.

    Wait for it, wait for it...

    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/AnimatedFearlessBighornedsheep' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='523'></iframe>=

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA on the moneyline.

    Watch this one, lmao, she gets it right in the head.

    Wait for it, wait for it...

    =
    15 minutes in

    When does it happen???

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    I’m still waiting assholer

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