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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yo

    Yo!!!!!!!

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    Today in Cocina de Nasher we are whipping up a batch of Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

    So far, so good.




    [IMG][/IMG]

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    Our fridge broke and those fukkers didn't deliver it on Tuesday like they were supposed to. It should get here today.

    Should.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yo

    What did that bitch eat !! DAMN

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    914 5-Aug DET +116

    Backbone play.

    Here's the recent summary...

    972 4-Aug TEX +164 -1 -0.5
    Wed -1 -0.5
    Week 1-4 5.03
    Week 5-8 -3.32
    Week 9-12 -7.34
    Week 13-16 18.07
    Week 17 12.37 24.81
    Week 18 4.08 1.475
    Mon -1 -0.5
    Tue 4.28 2.14
    Total 31.17 27.425



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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Our fridge broke and those fukkers didn't deliver it on Tuesday like they were supposed to. It should get here today.

    Should.

    Give 'em holy hell amigo.

    I'd be a lunatic if either
    a) my fridge went out
    or
    b) my internet connection went out.

    I bet you got one of those side by side heavy duty stainless steel ones too.

    I'd give my left nut for one of those, the problem is fixed space.
    There's only so much room in my kitchen for a fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yo

    Now Included In Full Service!!
    Brave New World

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    What did that bitch eat !! DAMN

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post



    Live mas my ass.

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    Nasher, don’t look now but that sneaky guy is right on your ass in the MLB contest.

    So close to your ass that I can smell what you had for dinner yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher, don’t look now but that sneaky guy is right on your ass in the MLB contest.

    So close to your ass that I can smell what you had for dinner yesterday.
    I noticed that this morning
    You and KVB are doing a great job.

    Such a great job you each get a homemade from scratch, fresh out of the oven, Oatmeal/Raisin Nasher special colossal cookie.

    Only one question remains?
    You guys want a heaping glass of chilled cow's milk with that?
    (I bet you do)






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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher, don’t look now but that sneaky guy is right on your ass in the MLB contest.

    So close to your ass that I can smell what you had for dinner yesterday.
    I'm sandbagging in the contest, and that was a mistake.

    Literally none of that 44 unit fund run is in that contest. Could have put this thing out of reach, even from the current leader.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I noticed that this morning
    You and KVB are doing a great job.

    Such a great job you each get a homemade from scratch, fresh out of the oven, Oatmeal/Raisin Nasher special colossal cookie.

    Only one question remains?
    You guys want a heaping glass of chilled cow's milk with that?
    (I bet you do)






    [IMG][/IMG]
    Um, Nasher, not trying to sound ungrateful, because I'm not, but is there anyway we can do away with the oatmeal and replace the raisins with chocolate chips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Um, Nasher, not trying to sound ungrateful, because I'm not, but is there anyway we can do away with the oatmeal and replace the raisins with chocolate chips?
    Funny you should mention that.
    Tomorrows batch is the Nestles morsels.

    I was thinking about adding chocolate to this batch but decided not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Um, Nasher, not trying to sound ungrateful, because I'm not, but is there anyway we can do away with the oatmeal and replace the raisins with chocolate chips?
    Look at this ungrateful bastard.

    Nasher, I’ll take KVB’s share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    ...Tomorrows batch is the Nestles morsels...
    My niqqa


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    Still hungover.

    Dayum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
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    Backbone play...
    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

    903 5-Aug CHI +135
    Backbone play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Look at this ungrateful bastard.

    Nasher, I’ll take KVB’s share.
    You’re in luck.
    No way no how does Tessie Dog or Cooper (the Wonder Dog) gets anything with added sugar from us.
    Sorry Tessie, tough love. Daddy loves you.

    KVB gets extra chippers tomorrow then.
    Ah screw it, you get extra chippers too Daggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

    903 5-Aug CHI +135
    Backbone play.

    You just made my hangover suck a little less, and I appreciate that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    You just made my hangover suck a little less, and I appreciate that.


    Sometimes stetching makes us feel better, give it a try...




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    I would TOTALLY let her smash a television over my head!

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    Belgium long jumper Thomas Van der Plaetsen tore a hammy and hurt his knee and foot on this attempt...

    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/GleefulInfiniteIslandwhistler' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='404'></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I would TOTALLY let her smash a television over my head!
    Pussy will get you every time like that

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    FUKK THAT CONTEST.

    America knows I was cheated

    Once everything is audited I'll be back on top

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    Might just leave hypnotizing ass girl open on my phone forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Belgium long jumper Thomas Van der Plaetsen tore a hammy and hurt his knee and foot on this attempt...

    That sucks

    I was waiting for a tv to fall on his head
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    https://www.aflegal.org/

    Only a matter of time now



    Contest cheating has gone on too long

    Not on my watch

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Pussy will get you every time like that

    Now THAT'S a bad beat.

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    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/WideeyedSardonicIrishsetter' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1182'></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Now THAT'S a bad beat.
    Even got the gee-tar

    Fuk

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    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/KindheartedPossibleBasilisk' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1182'></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Nice

    But I was totally expecting something like this to happen, KVB.

    https://pomf.lain.la/f/k67l4tv.mp4

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Even got the gee-tar

    Fuk
    Right? Good portion of that guys life ruined in like two seconds.

    Fukked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nice

    But I was totally expecting something like this to happen, KVB.

    https://pomf.lain.la/f/k67l4tv.mp4
    Oh shit, I was acutally expecting to see a TV fall on someone when I clicked that.




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