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    Sup boys, howd you guys do this weekend? down a little bit but not a bad weekend. Couldn't really get fully invested this weekend, had to hit up a concert with the wife.

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    Q?
    What's better than the first morning dookie?

    A.
    Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Q?
    What's better than the first morning dookie?

    A.
    Nothing.
    Can confirm, just had mine. Starting the work week off right

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Q?
    What's better than the first morning dookie?

    A.
    Nothing.
    Cup of dark roast mccafe coffee, few puffs from the 225-watt- smok alien with monkey banana flavor. Stupid week for me as weather gets a little cooler. Waiting on shipments, selling 5% of REIT exposure for higher yield more diversified options as in ticker's (dhy--pcf--ggm) Closing the sale of this house 1rst bizz day of November so packing the wife and moving her to AZ end of this week. Alot of gym time I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veriableodds View Post
    Cup of dark roast mccafe coffee, few puffs from the 225-watt- smok alien with monkey banana flavor. Stupid week for me as weather gets a little cooler. Waiting on shipments, selling 5% of REIT exposure for higher yield more diversified options as in ticker's (dhy--pcf--ggm) Closing the sale of this house 1rst bizz day of November so packing the wife and moving her to AZ end of this week. Alot of gym time I guess.
    Couple of tokes of K2 will get you off to a start too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Couple of tokes of K2 will get you off to a start too.
    Will keep an eye out for any KVB contrarian plays throw a few around . Going to make some stuffed omelets as in veggies nothing like healthy foods these days better than golden corral buffet (OH those days)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Can confirm, just had mine. Starting the work week off right
    Bet you feel 10 lbs lighter.

    Mine was the perfect deuce, barely a trace of any racing stripes on the Charmin, and here's the most important part, the solid two piece loaf went down cleanly on the first flush.








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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Bet you feel 10 lbs lighter.

    Mine was the perfect deuce, barely a trace of any racing stripes on the Charmin, and here's the most important part, the solid two piece loaf went down cleanly on the first flush.







    7.4 lb's lighter....to be exact

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    7.4 lb's lighter....to be exact
    Tessie Dog 1.2 lbs. lighter after her morning constitutional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Artie was a bit too harsh here .
    But damn he kills it .



    Couple times Buck looks as if he
    would rather be in the actual pits of hell
    than next to Artie on live TV that night
    That was great

    Michael Irvin killed it

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    Daggles?
    Are you in a better mood today?
    I was worried about you, yesterday you were rather crusty.

    We need a happy Dags.
    A day without a happy Dags is like a Tessie Dog fart without a smell.

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    Sup Nasher


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    Left or right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left or right?

    Would have to be right by default
    Think the laundry guy , dude named Brian murdered the one on the left during a long car trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That was great

    Michael Irvin killed it
    really is a great watch .

    Michael Irvin , “it’s just refreshing to see white on white crime “

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Would have to be right by default
    Think the laundry guy , dude named Brian murdered the one on the left during a long car trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Would have to be right by default
    Think the laundry guy , dude named Brian murdered the one on the left during a long car trip
    Oh my!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left or right?

    Yup

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    The KVB NCAAF Visiting Dog ML Fund has added...

    121 15-Oct CAL +440

    This is the haymaker Fund and man I am skepitcal this week.

    Here is the pending in that Fund...

    113 14-Oct NAVY +270
    123 16-Oct BG +280
    125 MIA +210
    135 OHIO +325
    149 DUKE +340
    157 ARIZONA +194
    159 AIR FORCE +198
    173 OK ST +175
    175 TCU +363
    181 PURDUE +415
    185 KENT +243


    All I can say is just don't. Let me take the losses, don't tail these as a group, or do it small.

    lol.

    Could be a bad week for dogs.


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    Praying mantis vs humming bird


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    Fukking gotdam market held back on Rutgers, the books were trying to adjust to the anticipated N'western pressure along with the emboldened dog bettors.

    This motherfukking play is Rutgers +1 (-107) and -103 in the spread Visiting Dog Fund and UPSET Basket...both openers, bought but not posted last night.

    I had a similar issue with MIA (OH) -110 last week but don't think I bitched much about it, that play lost.

    It got away from us before I could hit again and post it.

    Fukkin sucks but I'm bitching now to show the reality of trying to do this very difficult thing and just how tight these fukkin' markets can be.

    Those plays belong in the Funds, at the open, hopefully there will be a rebound and we can get an offer again.

    Like CashFlow said, I can brush off a loss, but this is the kind of shit that gets to me. Truthfully, if I wasn't posting it it wouldn't be as much of an issue.

    But in the end I can at least show just how difficult navigating these sharper and sharper lines as the season progresses.

    What I do is hard, and I might be making it harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Praying mantis vs humming bird

    How in the hell?????????????????



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    Point is we knew the market was mispriced on Rutgers.

    And we weren't the only ones.


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    Daggles?

    Make...it...rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Daggles?

    Make...it...rain
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    Too funny KVB

    Casper Corky's friendly ghost keeps trolling and I just laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

    God Bless SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    How in the hell?????????????????


    I just had to get an answer, and found this...



    Holy Mother of God!

    They say if tree frogs were the size of vw bugs that there would be no humans.

    What if the praying mantis were the size of an SUV?

    Fawk!!!!!

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    The other humming birds get the fukk out, but that last one surveys the scene for a second then decides to bail too.


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    Dude there's a ton of Mantis v Hummingbird videos.

    I want to the see the genome. How is that thing on the tree of life?

    It's got to be alien.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Dude there's a ton of Mantis v Hummingbird videos.

    I want to the see the genome. How is that thing on the tree of life?

    It's got to be alien.

    An alien?
    You just blew my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I just had to get an answer, and found this...



    Holy Mother of God!

    They say if tree frogs were the size of vw bugs that there would be no humans.

    What if the praying mantis were the size of an SUV?

    Fawk!!!!!
    And if I was the size of Shaq I’d be in the NBA. Only better

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