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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You mean b-b-b-bigger





    "Bigger than what I'm doing?"

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    Today is hooker day.

    KVB, will you be partaking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    "Bigger than what I'm doing?"
    There’s something about her that makes me so hard the cat couldn’t scratch it.

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    Ladies and gentlema, I present to you the Grappler Police Bumper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    There’s something about her that makes me so hard the cat couldn’t scratch it.
    I think it's pretty obvious that Lily is freak in the sheets.

    There's now denying it.


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    Today is National Fried Scallops Day.

    Hey, would your pal Nasher lie to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Oh wow... if Spiderman had a car

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I think it's pretty obvious that Lily is freak in the sheets.

    There's now denying it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Today is National Fried Scallops Day.

    Hey, would your pal Nasher lie to you?
    Pass

    tomorrow is National Soft Taco Day.

    I'll hold out for that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Pass

    tomorrow is National Soft Taco Day.

    I'll hold out for that.

    Is their a national day?

    Cuz I'll hold out for that!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Is their a national day?

    Cuz I'll hold out for that!!!

    October 13th is National No Bra Day.

    Is that close enough for you, KVB?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Is their a national day?

    Oh sure.
    It's called everyday of the week that ends in the letter 'y'

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Oh sure.
    It's called everyday of the week that ends in the letter 'y'
    What about tomorrow?

    It ends with a W

    We can't have tomorrow???

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    Ya know, my team got knocked out without even touching home plate. I’m really trying
    You know my team got knocked out without touching home plate.
    I'm really trying
    Y





    Y

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    Buy a dozen, get another dozen for $1

    Oh, and if you like, you can eat them all yourself, like a fat mother fukker would do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What about tomorrow?

    It ends with a W

    We can't have tomorrow???
    Sure we can, just change tomorrow to tomorroy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Ouch

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    Would you kiss her?


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    How are we gonna go from Krispy Cream Halloween donuts to whatever the hell came next in the thread????

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    A bot fly in a bunny testicle?

    Unreal.

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    Steve, would you play her guitar?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    How are we gonna go from Krispy Cream Halloween donuts to whatever the hell came next in the thread????

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    Not only does she have that guitar, but she also lets Jarred Goff put his penis inside of her.

    This chick is talented.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Steve, would you play her guitar?

    I'm sorry, there's a guitar in this picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I'm sorry, there's a guitar in this picture?
    Steve, zoom in on her toes.

    See her toes?

    OK cool, now scroll a little right and then a little up.

    See the guitar?

    Cool

    Now, would you eat her snatch after Jarred Goff unloaded in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Steve, zoom in on her toes.

    See her toes?

    OK cool, now scroll a little right and then a little up.

    See the guitar?

    Cool

    Now, would you eat her snatch after Jarred Goff unloaded in it?
    She's so hot I'd lick Goff's jizz from her snatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    She's so hot I'd lick Goff's jizz from her snatch.

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    I just lost my woody.

    Rachel Nichols is on and she's wearing a skirt.

    Oh the humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Good grief

    I was already especially horny today. Thanks for making things worse


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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Good grief

    I was already especially horny today. Thanks for making things worse


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