Fight Club (The Idiot Box)

[Eddy Munny]

Oregon was in control the entire way. Sure, they got a break here and there but you can almost always find things like that going both for and against each team and that doesn't count the fact that good teams tend to create their own breaks. BTW, shithead; Oregon beat PSU in one meaningful metric that you conveniently didn't mention: that would be the one that counts....you know, the score?

You're a moron, plain and simple. I'm using "metrics" to elucidate how we arrived at the final score, the score would not constitute a metric in this context. Obviously I have to explain this to you because you're stupid.

Oregon won and covered last night. There is no debate there. But last night is one outcome in a sea of potential outcomes. My point is that +3.5 is +EV given the nature of the game, and I absolutely would take that risk 100% of the time in identical circumstances and live with the result.

I know you're a degenerate, horse-bangin' drunkard and all, but try and use that one brain cell you have.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a fukkin fool. You slame everyone else for stupidity when they lose then come up with the classic if, if, if but crap when you make a clearly foolish bet and predictably lose. Quit taking betting advice from your boyfriend/avatar you monkey-brained fool.

[Eddy Munny]

You're a fukkin fool. You slame everyone else for stupidity when they lose then come up with the classic if, if, if but crap when you make a clearly foolish bet and predictably lose. Quit taking betting advice from your boyfriend/avatar you monkey-brained fool.

You're missing the point. I've already accepted the loss. You don't understand how gambling works which is why you're a chronic loser. I'm blaming nobody... There's no blame to be had. I'm refuting the notion that the bet was dead on arrival or had no chance or however you want to spin it.

Gambling is probability based and I'm positing that it's not unreasonable to believe the dog would cover this spread at least 60% of the time, maybe a touch more. That is where I'd place my chips every single time. Obviously 60% isn't 100% so you get what you get.

You wanted to play grab-ass with someone who was lauding for the Ducks after they'd already established a double digit lead in the 2nd quarter. You want to play grab-ass with Johnny Vegas when he connects on 1 out of every 10 bets. You continually fail to comprehend elementary ideas and fail at making cogent arguments, which is why I've determined that you're an idiot.

If you have any evidence to counter the assertion that you're an idiot I haven't seen it yet.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

First you called it a coin flip, now you're saying 60%. Which one is it, dumbass?

[Eddy Munny]

First you called it a coin flip, now you're saying 60%. Which one is it, dumbass?

The game last night was more or less a coin flip you moron. A team with over 500 yards of offense was driving down the field for either a potential tie or a spread cover.

That is given a deficit in the turnover department, which, as I already stated, is largely random and without carryover.

If they hypothetically played the game 10 times, and you give PSU +3.5 I'm stating that they would cover that spread at least 60% of the time, and likely win the game outright around half the time.

Again, the fact that I have to explain everything to you three times spotlights your idiocy.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

After giving up a shit ton of yards (and, more importantly, points) themselves while being behind ATS virtually the entire game. The better team won and the better side covered; winners cover, losers cry if, but, maybe like little bitches.

[Eddy Munny]

After giving up a shit ton of yards (and, more importantly, points) themselves while being behind ATS virtually the entire game. The better team won and the better side covered; winners cover, losers cry if, but, maybe like little bitches.

We already established who won and covered.

You repeat yourself because you have no path by which to advance your argument. So you either stagnate or retreat.

I pretty much profiled you on page 1. You're an idiot.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I repeat myself because you can't get anything through your shit-filled head, no matter how logical.

[Eddy Munny]

Drunk Horse Banger is on PETA's most wanted list.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Drunk Horse Banger is on PETA's most wanted list.

Damn right I am and proud of it, your boyfriend/avatar is probably a huge donor to those clowns.

[Eddy Munny]

Damn right I am and proud of it, your boyfriend/avatar is probably a huge donor to those clowns.

That's disgusting. "Milking" horses when Old McDonald is away is not a legitimate hobby.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Keep eating your veggies and nothing else bitch, maybe that's why you're so stupid.

[Eddy Munny]

Keep eating your veggies and nothing else bitch, maybe that's why you're so stupid.

It would help if you made more sense.

I just wish you'd cease and desist with your inappropriate relations with hoofstock and I'm sure they feel the same way.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I know your mother is heavy but she aint that heavy.

[Eddy Munny]

I know your mother is heavy but she aint that heavy.

It's too late for fourth grade humor...

You pretty much admitted in this thread that you bang horses for sport. Not only that, but you said you're damn proud of it. Now I see we the arch moderator calls you "Drunk Horse Banger" and says you give him "retard vibes."

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The moderator can't be as dumb a bitch as you are, that's impossible.

[Eddy Munny]

The moderator can't be as dumb a bitch as you are, that's impossible.

That's correct. That's why I hold his assessment in high esteem.

If he says you emit "retard vibes" then by golly you sure as shit emit retard vibes.

Make sense, Drunk Horse Banger?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Nothing you say makes sense bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

Nothing you say makes sense bitch.

Well you're probably delirious from being mounted by stallions. You're seeing stars.

It'll make sense when you fully regain consciousness.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You get delirious when your boyfriend/avatar mounts you.

[Eddy Munny]

You get delirious when your boyfriend/avatar mounts you.

I heard that when you hear the words "horsey sauce" from an Arby's employee you get all chubbed up. Is that true?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Don't do fast food but if I ever go to Arby's, I'll look for you working the fry machine.

[Eddy Munny]

Don't do fast food but if I ever go to Arby's, I'll look for you working the fry machine.

What's a fry machine?

[Eddy Munny]

Now I'm beginning to understand why the arch moderator says Drunk Horse Banger gives him "retard vibes."

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You don't understand a damn thing except how to lose money bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

A day in the life of Drunk Horse Banger:

1. Gets drunk

2. Bangs horses

[DrunkHorseplayer]

A day in the life of Drunk Horse Banger:

1. Gets drunk

2. Bangs horses

A day in the life of Eddybitch

Loses his ass
Grabs his boyfriend/avatar's ass

[Eddy Munny]

Drunk Horse Banger eats spaghetti with a spoon.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Eddy eats out his avatar with a spoon.

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy eats out his avatar with a spoon.

Sounds like you might be attracted to my avatar.

Wanna talk about it?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Sounds like your boyfriend gave you too many drugs.

[Eddy Munny]

Sounds like your boyfriend gave you too many drugs.

Is that because you pooped your pants at the track today and forgot to pack a diaper in your picnic basket?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Don't change the subject bitch and get off the drugs.

[Eddy Munny]

Indiana is easy money on a Drunk Horse Banger fade

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Indiana is easy money on a Drunk Horse Banger fade

Your bookie thanks you for the cash, bitch.