I wouldn't trust this waffling ball of nerves to choose between paper or plastic much less a bet with any monetary stake.
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Yep, we're up to three pages now and counting, Drunk Horse Banger... and you've yet to make a valid point.
Let that sink in.
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You're a dumb little bitch who has no answer to anyone who calls out your stupidity.Comment -
I had plenty of answers. Answers galore. Have an adult read them out loud to you. Raise your hand and one should be around to help.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayerComment -
You have absolutely nothing, ask your mother when she puts you to bed.Comment -
Why do you even keep betting? Is it addiction? By your own admission you can't beat the books, and judging from your profile laid out in this thread, you don't have the skill or the mental fortitude. So I agree with you, Horse Banger, you cannot beat the books.
Now that we've established that, don't they have a backgammon board at the retirement center you can dust off? I hate to see your burn through your social security. You should on the lawn doing old people stuff, not degenerate bum stuff.Comment -
You haven't established a damn thing bitch, other than that you're a homeless, blathering jungle monkey. I'm not surprised you disparage backgammon, it takes intelligence to play.Comment -
Oh so that's why you don't play backgammon.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
Well do yourself a favor and add sportsbetting to your list of things to avoid.Comment -
It's why I do and very well; wise up.Comment -
Nah, you're definitely dumb as rocks. This thread is exhibit A and Johnny's thread where you thought there were only four divisions in the NFL is exhibit B.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayerComment -
Not to mention, you admonished me for thinking the Falcons could win the division yet lauded another poster for picking the Carolina Tar Heels to win the college basketball national championship. How'd that turn out?
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You're a lying bitch.Comment -
Nope... all documented right here on SBR forum.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
You were head over heels (pun intended) in love with Johnny's UNC pick and then quietly left the room once they were ousted in the 2nd fukking round. Man, that was embarrassing for you. I shouldn't have brought that up. I get 2nd hand cringe from that one.Comment -
Yeah, it's real embarassing when a 20/1 shot doesn't win; we all know that shit talking pussies like you never lose a big odds bet.Comment -
So you'll jack off to a hoops bet in a field of 64 but cry about a football division bet in a field of 4. Got it, thanks.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
You're dumb.Comment -
One bet was good value and the other bet isn't; think with your head not your ass shithead.Comment -
Oh, so now the Falcons bet is bad value???Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
You literally called it "juicy" on the previous page and "too good to be true" but now it's bad value?
Holy shit, sweet mother of codfish oil... You cannot make this stuff up.
No further questions, your honor.
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In Memory of Drunk Horse Banger 2010-2024
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If that's a threat, you better not try to back it up bitch.Comment -
Pwned
This guy is gonzo. Probably on a cocktail of meds he washes down nightly with shots of bourbon.
2010-2024
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Rum and coke only fool.Comment -
Rum and Coke is how you ended up getting freaky on the farm to gain entry into your fraternity at clown college.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
Hence the name Drunk Horse BangerComment -
Never been in a frat and never will bitch.Comment -
Excellent comeback. Boy oh boy do I have my foot in my mouth.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
So you vehemently denied frat affiliation but were okay with the insinuation you fukk farm animals.
Got it.
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You sound like one of those guys who lack social skills and fly to Thailand to get laid.Comment -
You sound like one of those Thai girls, a couple bucks is big money to you isn't it?Comment -
You only give 'em a couple bucks? Fukkin cheap skate.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
Besides that, who said anything about girls? You fly to Thailand to boink the livestock.Comment -
I give them nothing; only pussyboys like you pay for it.Comment -
You're really good at "I know you are but what am I?" style comebacks.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
Are you retarded by any chance?
Don't do it... don't say it... don't even think about it!Comment -
So Drunk Horse Banger brags about not having to pay the farmers to sleep with their livestock, I guess he just takes it by force.Comment -
Why was a thread about sportsbetting saloon'd?
Interesting decision there. I guess the mods don't appreciate football talk in April.
Johnny Vegas got his wish.Comment -
I’m guessing because the topic kind of went sideways.
Was indeed interesting when it started.
Good original question. I have trouble figuring out N.O. Not sure why but the other two seem to be a good step behind Atlanta in my mind.Comment -
Seems like the Saints have some key cogs but are perennially dormant. If they somehow put it together they could certainly rise to the top, but it feels like Dennis Allen has overstayed his welcome and they can't get out of the mediocrity rut with him at the helm.Originally posted by strComment -
I do not think he is dumb. What is puzzling me about the caliber of him believing in the rigged league of NFL who fixes games on the fly. Maybe, that's how most of the US programmed, believing whatever they were fed with.Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayerComment -
What's puzzling to me is your end game... You reiterate the same exact bullet points over and over. Are you ever satisfied? I'm already of the opinion that the league is prone to corruption and generally speaking is a watered down product. I'm still allowed to bet it, so that's what I'll do. If you choose not to, fine. Your soapbox spiel is heavy-handed and unnecessary, at least where I'm concerned.Originally posted by bhoor
If you want to want to convert a dunce like Drunk Horse Banger, have at it... but stop singing to the choir.Comment